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For all the WoW fans out there
 
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let there be plight said:
I thought the cockroach was actually cute until I saw it is dragging a giant dick and balls…cockroach…oh, I get it. What a waste of a cute roach tattoo. :(
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Was that what it was? I assumed it was a dung beetle done by someone who didn’t know what they looked like.
 
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Saw an IRL foreign language intersectional misspell in the wild. Colombian chick, straight out of the jungle speaking virtually no English, with Cyrillic lettering (of all things) on her leg... for absolutely no reason at all (stylistic aka I'm different reasoning implied).

The intent: "MÍSTICA", which I guess means mystic(al) or something gay like that.

The execution: "МИСТИКЗ", which is a nonsense word that would read "MEE-stee-KZ".

Maybe I should be impressed that some back alley in Bogota almost got the translation correct, but I'm not sure if that was by accident. I didn't tell her because it's funnier that way.
 
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The snek is funny but the coloring is physically painful. There shouldn’t even be a flag, it’d work better if it was just the snek and the text (snek might have to be broken up to understand the reference but it’d still be better I think). With the flag being crudely drawn and colored as well it looks like the artist legit fucked up (and probably did).
 
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Snusmumriken said:
The snek is funny but the coloring is physically painful. There shouldn’t even be a flag, it’d work better if it was just the snek and the text (snek might have to be broken up to understand the reference but it’d still be better I think). With the flag being crudely drawn and colored as well it looks like the artist legit fucked up (and probably did).
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When are yellow tattoos ever a good idea though, to be fair?

Dude at the local diner has a chevy logo tattoo (he's a hick, no surprise there) that he said he got when he was a teen. Dude's like 60 and that golden bowtie looks like Jesus' cross got jaundice and a case of diabetes
 
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Snusmumriken said:
The snek is funny but the coloring is physically painful. There shouldn’t even be a flag, it’d work better if it was just the snek and the text (snek might have to be broken up to understand the reference but it’d still be better I think). With the flag being crudely drawn and colored as well it looks like the artist legit fucked up (and probably did).
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But the flag is the joke.
 
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In the space of about 6 minutes I have been on a journey thanks to Instagram and hypersexual autists.

It started when this little gem floated across my feed.
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I had a good chuckle and, always being open to seeing more terrible tattoos and having luck with the snakepit hashtag before, I decided to check out Mr. Snakepit-est2016 to see what else I might find.

Literally everything is penises grafted onto something (Turtle with a penis for a head! A Muppet with a penis for a nose! A watch with penises for hands!), vaginas in fruit, or some kind of porn
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One tattoo in the wall of porn tattoos stands out to me. It's a pastel crab with a strap-on dildo and a paddle.
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More importantly, it links to the actual artists page. Most of her work is not porn but fairly decent mostly realistic sea-creatures. But then I come across cowboy crab.
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I actually really like him, he puts a happy little smile on my face.

So I started with 9/11 and ended at yeeclaw. That's enough Instagram for tonight.
 
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