Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Wait, is Wix not considered trustworthy? I was working on going into business for myself and used Wix to build myself a website before Covid ended it. It'd stink if I was already shooting myself in the foot on that one.

There’s nothing wrong with Wix necessarily. One of my favorite local restaurants uses Wix for their online ordering. I think it’s just that in the context of being a brand new Wix website plus running a crowdfunding campaign that now goes to a 404 indicates that they’re not serious about being around long.

(Ninja’d!)

 

[Compositesludge]

If you're selling products under a supposedly established brand name it's not a good look. Also coupled with the kickstarter page leads one to believe it's a temporary front for a upmarket drop shipper.

Unless you're advertising your Kuchenmeister Est. 1832 brand, Wix is fine.

There’s nothing wrong with Wix necessarily. One of my favorite local restaurants uses Wix for their online ordering. I think it’s just that in the context of being a brand new Wix website plus running a crowdfunding campaign that now goes to a 404 indicates that they’re not serious about being around long.

(Ninja’d!)

Ah, okay! I can say that it was easy to close my website down. Took out some of the sting of it.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Good Lord, the new video about the pans is almost 4 hours old and has almost 500 views, no likes or dislikes, (probably hidden,) and no comments.

Has to be hidden, because I for sure hit "dislike".

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

He’s a man child. He doesn’t care about anything unless he get something from it. I’m still waiting for him to get a divorce

You'll be waiting forever, no way is Big T ever divorcing him. It goes against her core beliefs. No, I suspect that she's either:
1. Waiting for him to die from his own exceptionally bad diet.
2. Plotting his demise by other means.
3. Or she's hoping that he'll piss off the wrong person with his incessant behavior and get his ass kicked into having a cardiac event.

There's no way she'll get a divorce from him though.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

You'll be waiting forever, no way is Big T ever divorcing him. It goes against her core beliefs. No, I suspect that she's either:
1. Waiting for him to die from his own exceptionally bad diet.
2. Plotting his demise by other means.
3. Or she's hoping that he'll piss off the wrong person with his incessant behavior and get his ass kicked into having a cardiac event.

There's no way she'll get a divorce from him though.

She will never divorce him because she has nothing to gain while having everything to lose. Every cent of assets that those two have has come through her. Jack could legally be classified as medically disable, leaving him unable to work and be able to take care of himself.

If she decided to divorce him he could end up making out like a bandit.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

You'll be waiting forever, no way is Big T ever divorcing him. It goes against her core beliefs. No, I suspect that she's either:
1. Waiting for him to die from his own exceptionally bad diet.
2. Plotting his demise by other means.
3. Or she's hoping that he'll piss off the wrong person with his incessant behavior and get his ass kicked into having a cardiac event.

There's no way she'll get a divorce from him though.

4. I think lording over Jack gives her the only feelings of dominance she has ever had.

 

[Scalphoney]

It’s a good thing the Scalfanis don’t believe in climate change. Jack’s carbon footprint alone is probably akin to a small country. Think about it

- eats exclusively meat
- driven everywhere to avoid black people/exercise
- massive American gas guzzling car because they’re all morbidly obese
- pointless trips everywhere to buy stuff and eat in strip malls
- endless takeaways with 17 extra dips with each order
- takes up 2/3 seats on an airplane
- endless consumerism
- buys throwaway Chinese crap to try and pass off as sponsorship
- endless self-inflicted medical procedures
- burns all his food, creating carbon
- probably farts all the time creating methane
- married to a cow

I can imagine tech time jack might want a Tesla when he finally hears about them but he’ll probably end up filling it with diesel and writing it off anyway.

Edit no way jack would fit into a Tesla. Even a cyber truck

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

She will never divorce him because she has nothing to gain while having everything to lose. Every cent of assets that those two have has come through her. Jack could legally be classified as medically disable, leaving him unable to work and be able to take care of himself.

If she decided to divorce him he could end up making out like a bandit.

Why should she even divorce him? She just needs to wait until he croaks. It's not that that would take another decade to happen. He croaks, she doesn't need to spend some money for the divorce lawyer, then get him cremated and flushes him down the toilet so he can clog up the sewerline one last god damn time and be done with it. Win-win.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Good Lord, the new video about the pans is almost 4 hours old and has almost 500 views, no likes or dislikes, (probably hidden,) and no comments.

Unless YouTube being a derp on my phone for some reason, those are HORRIBLE metrics, even for a dead(arm) channel.

This smacks of Jack moderating the comments again, on a contest video no less. He’s only going to publish the ones he approves of, which is a dumb and almost sinister way to go about approaching a giveaway (he told people to subscribe and leave a comment with their location).

PL: Usually running a contest or giveaway leads to some sort of conversion on a website (aka the contest landing page). The contest should have a goal in mind: whether it be to increase sales or lead generation, collect emails or drive engagement. The fact that Jack is doing this outside of his website is pretty dumb and going to be difficult to police. He could have setup rafflecopter or something similar and forced people to like and subscribe to his social media channels driving engagement (usually doing this gives you more chances to win in the contest as well). Also, I’ve heard that a one time giveaway out of the blue doesn’t do much for engagement, you’d be better off doing a free printable (such as a recipe or even a guide to TN restaurants) or something and collecting emails for a newsletter where you can hawk your wares.

TL;DR: Jack is dumb and can’t handle a giveaway much less his own website/blog.

 

[KaiserBlade]

This smacks of Jack moderating the comments again, on a contest video no less. He’s only going to publish the ones he approves of, which is a dumb and almost sinister way to go about approaching a giveaway (he told people to subscribe and leave a comment with their location).

PL: Usually running a contest or giveaway leads to some sort of conversion on a website (aka the contest landing page). The contest should have a goal in mind: whether it be to increase sales or lead generation, collect emails or drive engagement. The fact that Jack is doing this outside of his website is pretty dumb and going to be difficult to police. He could have setup rafflecopter or something similar and forced people to like and subscribe to his social media channels driving engagement (usually doing this gives you more chances to win in the contest as well). Also, I’ve heard that a one time giveaway out of the blue doesn’t do much for engagement, you’d be better off doing a free printable (such as a recipe or even a guide to TN restaurants) or something and collecting emails for a newsletter where you can hawk your wares.

TL;DR: Jack is dumb and can’t handle a giveaway much less his own website/blog.

That's one thing to explain the lack of comments, however, the video only seems to have 1.1k views within a span of 11 hours of it being uploaded.

Either he's too stupid to promote the video and thus the giveaway, or even those that are watching the video for the contest aren't sharing it and possibly disliking it, causing it to not be recommended by YouTube as much.

Again, 1.1k views on an 11 hour old video from a channel as big as Jack's is horrible metrics for him.

 

[desudesu]

You'll be waiting forever, no way is Big T ever divorcing him. It goes against her core beliefs. No, I suspect that she's either:
1. Waiting for him to die from his own exceptionally bad diet.
2. Plotting his demise by other means.
3. Or she's hoping that he'll piss off the wrong person with his incessant behavior and get his ass kicked into having a cardiac event.

There's no way she'll get a divorce from him though.

Just imagining an absolutely frightened Jack being walloped by an “urban man” is absolutely hilarious. Reminds me of the scene in Falling Down where Michael Douglas’ character threatens a boomer golfer and causes the latter to go into a cardiac arrest. I really wish to witness the fat man just shitting his pants in fright and dying outside a shitty strip mall burger joint.

 

[rubytintedchix]

That's one thing to explain the lack of comments, however, the video only seems to have 1.1k views within a span of 11 hours of it being uploaded.

Either he's too stupid to promote the video and thus the giveaway, or even those that are watching the video for the contest aren't sharing it and possibly disliking it, causing it to not be recommended by YouTube as much.

Again, 1.1k views on an 11 hour old video from a channel as big as Jack's is horrible metrics for him.

Oh yeah, no argument there. His view count vs. subscriber base ratio is very poor.

I just looked at his Facebook profile, the Facebook group and his Twitter. No mention of the new video or the contest. So basically, no one is going to know about this thing if you don’t tell them about it.

You have to keep assblasting your followers. Immediately after you post the video, the next day and continue to do so until the contest ends.

This contest (much like the sauce contest video) was an after thought. He didn’t put any parameters around it or a call to action. (HURRY CONTEST ENDS ON MM/DD! Tell your friends, etc). It actually seems like Jack got pissed off that he got scammed on these pans and is trying to offload them. That’s the vibe I got from the first few seconds of the video anyway.

 

[Aunt Myrna]

That's one thing to explain the lack of comments, however, the video only seems to have 1.1k views within a span of 11 hours of it being uploaded.

Either he's too stupid to promote the video and thus the giveaway, or even those that are watching the video for the contest aren't sharing it and possibly disliking it, causing it to not be recommended by YouTube as much.

Again, 1.1k views on an 11 hour old video from a channel as big as Jack's is horrible metrics for him.

You must be new here. Because that is perfectly normal for Fatty Doodoo. Hasn't seen 10k on a video in 3 months. (2 bacon cookers ago)

 

[captkrisma]

This smacks of Jack moderating the comments again, on a contest video no less. He’s only going to publish the ones he approves of, which is a dumb and almost sinister way to go about approaching a giveaway (he told people to subscribe and leave a comment with their location).

A more diabolical person would use that info to try and get dox on known trolls. Sucks that Jack is a blithering idiot.

 

[Neko GF]

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[rubytintedchix]

Shazam for the intro:
Backwoods by Instrumental Jazz Music Ambient, Background Instrumental Jazz, Background Jazz Music & Hotel Lobby Jazz Group

Only the 4th stop in, Jack finally decides to Google what Carolina BBQ is. Amazing.

 

[desudesu]

Shazam for the intro:
Backwoods by Instrumental Jazz Music Ambient, Background Instrumental Jazz, Background Jazz Music & Hotel Lobby Jazz Group

Only the 4th stop in, Jack finally decides to Google what Carolina BBQ is. Amazing.

Jacko and his nauseating thumbnails. Never change.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

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That tumbnail of his video looks like a plate full with vomit. Great job, Jack.

 

[Rathalos]

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if i owned a resturuant and jack visited, id be pissed soley because i know damn well jack would advertise the food with the worst possible photo as a thumbnail

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

And ofc, he uploaded the video on both of his channels. Desperate for them views huh, Jack.