🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Fannyscum]

To the Ralphamale, Pac and other L.A. based black rappers, bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks:


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I hope Gator doesn't see all that, he's a good boy but very impressionable.

Ralph says he'd be willing to sit down for a 60 minutes style interview to set the record straight, as long as it wasn't done by those dang dirty BIASED kiwi spergs:


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[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

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>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

>not a method to make someone's life miserable, yeah I'm looking at you kiwi spergs

Ralph does need anyone's help to make his life miserable he does that himself plus most of info on the video was all over the place and him adding metokur to it was completely worthless and it was just in there to suck him off.

 

[veri]

the vocabulary of may's parents is starting to rub off on him

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

the vocabulary of may's parents is starting to rub off on him

"Oy Gavalt, Gator! These goyim schmucks are getting me verklempt! I'm shvitzing because I can't stop kvetching! Gator ban these shlimazels!"

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Ralpha male doesn't date single moms, he creates them.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph says he'd be willing to sit down for a 60 minutes style interview to set the record straight, as long as it wasn't done by those dang dirty BIASED kiwi spergs:

literally no one else would care enough to interview ralph, fuck its basically confirmed by dingo hes just blackmailing dingo and the guests and probably paypigs too, i mean his first instinct when rand did anything a little out of line according to guntys fucked standards was hold dirt over his head. not even fans are there for anything other than gunt not releasing their sissy nudes or posts talking about their crushes getting fucked by other guys. even gaytor is backing off, wont even follow gunts orders to block everyone like he does. its over ralph this is the extent of your ecelebrity, people like me who just want to stick a kiwi flag up your corpses ass and bury you for the corn harvest when you die leaving a free unclaimed corpse for the taking.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm not sure we've been able to confirm whether it's her oldest brother or dad pretending to be her boyfriend, but Gunt ain't wrong about them being dumb as hell.

 

[Crystal Golem]

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the vocabulary of may's parents is starting to rub off on him

Haha literally that episode of King of the Hill where Bobby meets his Grandma's Jewish boyfriend and starts talking like him.

 

[Fannyscum]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:


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[Crystal Golem]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:
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HERE PANTSU CHOMP ON THIS CHOCO BAR WHILE AY SMOKE MAH LUXURY SEE-GAR. OH WAYTE YEW CAN'T HAVE IT OH WELL SUCKS TEW BE YEW. *dolphin laugh*

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:
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Looks like they ran a power cord to a shed and put the Gunt and his stinky phallic symbol in it.

He sure likes fondle, photograph and suck thick brown dick shaped cigars. I’m sure Harry Morris finds it charming.

 

[MeltyTW]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:

do you get points for almost buying the mother of your child a gas station candybar that would have actually killed her and "your" unborn child but then at the last second deciding instead to eat it yourself? no pig no you dont.

 

[cistendered]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:
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Shoot howdy Ralph done got himself a $13 cigar, bet it pairs nicely with an entire bottle of mediocre bourbon. If the cigar shop has a lounge attached I hope he smoked it there, it would be an excellent opportunity to show off his $1000 man purse.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph lacks the social graces to let his hosts pick the movie they'll all go and see, instead he tries to put it to a vote. I bet he ruins the movie for them too, what a mensch!


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[DewsLit]

Look at his nasty little fingers, dwarves really are off-putting:

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Those thumbs have seen some shit.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph lacks the social graces to let his hosts pick the movie they'll all go and see, instead he tries to put it to a vote. I bet he ruins the movie for them too, what a mensch!
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May’s family had to find an activity to do with Ralph where they could at least ensure he had to stfu for two hours. Two hours of not hearing his dumb hick accent.

It’s easy enough to watch the new Bond flick at home - but then Ralph could talk, fart, get food, etc…. A movie theater guaranteed his silence. Smart choice.

It must have been a pretty depressing weekend for Harry. He knows now without a doubt he will be helping to care for Ralph’s bastard child for the next decade once his daughter moves back home to be a permanent baby mama for dirtbags. He should give Matthew Vickers a call, they can commiserate together.

 

[Ethan Ralph is 5'1" 🖕💋]

Ralph lacks the social graces to let his hosts pick the movie they'll all go and see, instead he tries to put it to a vote. I bet he ruins the movie for them too, what a mensch!
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>not watching Schwindler's List with your Jewish's GF's parents while you finger-blast her under the covers
The absolute state of the Ralphamale.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

May’s family had to find an activity to do with Ralph where they could at least ensure he had to stfu for two hours. Two hours of not hearing his dumb hick accent.

It’s easy enough to watch the new Bond flick at home - but then Ralph could talk, fart, get food, etc…. A movie theater guaranteed his silence. Smart choice.

Ralph doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who will watch a movie quietly in theaters. I’m sure he snuck in left over thanksgiving food and demanded May’s family pay for popcorn and junk food all because he was outvoted.

 

[GL09]

Ralph doesn’t strike me as the kind of person who will watch a movie quietly in theaters. I’m sure he snuck in left over thanksgiving food and demanded May’s family pay for popcorn and junk food all because he was outvoted.

Imagine sitting down to watch the movie and all you can hear is some fake joker dolphin laughter.

 

[break these cuffs]

It’s easy enough to watch the new Bond flick at home - but then Ralph could talk, fart, get food, etc…. A movie theater guaranteed his silence.

What Gunt behavior have you observed that makes you believe he has any social grace?