🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mr E. Grifter]

Premature greying is usually a sign of an underlying medical issue.

If Ethan was smart, he would announce that he was getting a physical and will announce the results live on stream.

I think it would generate a lot of viewers. It would also possibly scare Ethan in real time to the damage he is doing to his body.

If having to go to hospital for chest pains at the ripe old age of 35 didn't scare him, I doubt whatever ailment is giving him a few grey hair follicles would.

 

[JustStopDude]

If having to go to hospital for chest pains at the ripe old age of 35 didn't scare him, I doubt whatever ailment is giving him a few grey hair follicles would.

A physical would show in brutal detail how limited his liver function was, what his BMI/weight/blood pressure/cholesterol are. It wouldn't pull any punches at all.

 

[Crystal Golem]

YouTube documentary talking about Gunt is released.

Gunt is immediately triggered
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His pussy ego can't handle being talked about. His 2pac-gangsta autistic urge to retribute always gets him
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Ethan Ralph must be sacrificed to the corn. For the harvest.

>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

 

[Fannyscum]

Salty Sandra is in hell Ralph. She died of shame watching you do to Faith what Ronnie did to her. Happy Thanksgiving, get fucked Fai Fai, fuck da haterz



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[AltisticRight]

Ralph is mad because the documentary doesn't paint him in good light.

How did he know the author "reached out"? Then he's aware that the author was told to "do his own research and stop being lazy and make up his own mind", no? I told him to go follow a timeline and skim through the main locked thread.

Yeah God forbid anyone do a documentary on a lolcow and ask a site that documents said lolcow for direction. All your antics are archived, Ralph. Speak of fan fiction, what about Gonzales Lira's abortion and the many other fake stories you've created with your butt buddies. No one needs to mention a show with 300 live viewers (read: 200+100 tabs) for "attention", what a loser. Metokur was involved, name dropping him gets more attention, not some fat trailer park trash pumping out bastard babies.

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>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

How did we make his life miserable? We didn't run a red light with his car or release the revenge bestiality pornography.

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph gives the documentary 0 shit covered thumbs up. One thing is certain though, Ralph is absolutely NOT MAD about it.


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[Grotesque Bushes]

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>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

Make someone's life miserable? I largely don't even follow the content produced by the cows and stick to clips and recaps posted on the site. Those people don't need help to bring ruin to their lives.

 

[veri]

Look! He doesn't care so much, he can't even shut about it!

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What a gangsta, huh? Just like 2pac, lmao.
He is so "NOT" worried about it that he can't just keep shut (which would be the intelligent move), and thinks about running away to Mexico. . What a fucking loser.

it fucking kills me that ralph ends it with “i’m gonna win anyway” as if he thinks everyone won’t see that this whole tweet is just basically him confirming that he’s going to jail. he does this so often man, i wonder if he thinks that tweets like this come off as confidence and not a copium overdose. he has the thought process of a young child it’s so intriguing to watch

 

[Nod Flenders]

it fucking kills me that ralph ends it with “i’m gonna win anyway” as if he thinks everyone won’t see that this whole tweet is just basically him confirming that he’s going to jail. he does this so often man, i wonder if he thinks that tweets like this come off as confidence and not a copium overdose. he has the thought process of a young child it’s so intriguing to watch

The Gunt is going to jail, and he's in denial about it.

 

[Flim Flam]

I can only imagine that missing his son's first experiences, leaving Pantsu to give birth alone and the grief of his lost parents will only compound how bad the experience will be.

Ralph does not care about any of these things. Ralph only cares about Ralph.

 

[MediocreMilt]

"my son Alexander, who was taken from me in a different way..."

Ralph, your failure to assert paternity at any point since conception isn't an act of "taking away" your son.

 

[Fannyscum]

"my son Alexander, who was taken from me in a different way..."

Ralph, your failure to assert paternity at any point since conception isn't an act of "taking away" your son.

It made me realise that he refuses to call Lil Xannie "Xander" either or of spite for the Vickers or out of spite for Dispatch.

 

[verymuchawful]

The way Raph talks about his son, you would think he gave birth himself. You didn't even do anything, the sperm unironically did more work in achieving the miracle of life.

 

[AltisticRight]

The way Raph talks about his son, you would think he gave birth himself. You didn't even do anything, the sperm unironically did more work in achieving the miracle of life.

He did something alright, he looks 19 months pregnant.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

"my son Alexander, who was taken from me in a different way..."

Ralph, your failure to assert paternity at any point since conception isn't an act of "taking away" your son.

Eighteen year old Faith was supposed to fly in from California and give birth on crack shack front step and leave the baby there for Ralph to stumble over on his way to the liquor store. Anything else equals Faith taking his son away from a helpless 36 year old man.

 

[MeltyTW]

it fucking kills me that ralph ends it with “i’m gonna win anyway” as if he thinks everyone won’t see that this whole tweet is just basically him confirming that he’s going to jail. he does this so often man, i wonder if he thinks that tweets like this come off as confidence and not a copium overdose. he has the thought process of a young child it’s so intriguing to watch

thats not event he most egregious lie, he himself has constantly bitched about jail and said it was a hellish low point explicitly and unjust in his opinion iirc, if not hes definitely bitched enough about it and woe is me they punished me too hard trying to mentally cripple a cop to the head to make it pretty clear he really doesnt like eating normal sized proportions and exercising regularly and not being allowed to rape children,

 

[Buck Breaker of BUcha]

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>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

Wow, what an absolute fucking faggot. He should probably kill himself ngl tbh.

 

[LordOdin]

Look! He doesn't care so much, he can't even shut about it!

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What a gangsta, huh? Just like 2pac, lmao.
He is so "NOT" worried about it that he can't just keep shut (which would be the intelligent move), and thinks about running away to Mexico. . What a fucking loser.

Pac would say the name adrienne blair will Ralph?

 

[Cabbagerolls]

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>Comes to us asking for deets
>gets all his info here
>Someone probably call him a Niggerfaggot in DMs
>Y-you guys are just spergs

"IT IS MAKING SOMEONE'S LIFE MISERABLE IF YOU POST ABOUT THEM ON A FORUM BUT NOT WHEN YOU MAKE A VIDEO USING SAID POSTS! WAAAAAH! YOU GUYS ARE SPEEEEERGS!!"

What a fucking faggot. He needs to pull the thorny dildo out of his ass and get a fucking grip on reality.

 

[hawkisnight]

Man I can't believe Gunt missed a chance to compare himself to the dearest uncle. Paypiggies would love that. Instead he goes for negro who pretended to be gangsta and got shot for it. Quite fitting I guess?