DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I think that if Linda actually was living with Phil and Khet, he would be endlessly bragging about what a supportive family man he is.
Just think about what kind of guy he think he is, he probably thinks living with your mom is gay and unmanly
I might be way off here but I have the impression that she would not be the silent mouse type if was in the house. I'm fairly sure that at some point she would have burst through the door to nag her baby boy about something at this point if she was there.

Someone please correct me if I have it wrong but I always had the impression that Linda was the bitchy nagging type from what Phil has told us, and in my head canon that is what caused the problems between the parents and probably what made his dad seek out some off the reservation pussy.
We are talking about Phil here, the guy who thought his parents were unreasonable when they punished him for crashing his car by removing it , keep in mind he did not only crash but also did it on a highway which was agaisnt his parent's rules

And he got legit mad when he told the story years later when he already was on his late 20s
 
Someone please correct me if I have it wrong but I always had the impression that Linda was the bitchy nagging type from what Phil has told us, and in my head canon that is what caused the problems between the parents and probably what made his dad seek out some off the reservation pussy.
We only have Phil’s word (which is worth less than nothing) and several years’ worth of armchair psychiatry to go on (including from yours truly, and I would never put stock in my own insanity). Honestly I could see it going either way. Maybe Ma Burnelli would be quiet as a mouse knowing her baby boy needed to work and she would keep to herself chainsmoking Pall Malls out on Phil’s concrete excuse of a backyard. Or maybe it really has been her the few times we’ve heard someone clomping around the Wakhando.

That’s what’s so fun to me about Phil as a lolcow. There’s months of rampant speculation about some aspect of his life and still when evidence presents itself it winds up being a Holy Shit Moment regardless.

This show has genius writers.
 
What is this mom thing about? Read the last few pages but just don't understand the leap between Phil lying about traffic meaning his mom is living or at least visiting him. Don't count calling Kat mom as evidence because that's been going on for months maybe even a year or more and Phil not bitching at someone for running the vacuum is completely in line with him being a pussy afraid of confrontation where he can't mute/block/ban/run from the person first.

Phil lied about traffic to have a little extra time to play some gacha and escape the hell of streaming video games he has created for himself. It's a boring reason but thats most things when it comes to Phil.
 
After seeing that clip of Phil talking about Khet after he is dead I think he is genuinely sociopathic. Not murder tier but pretty slose in lack of empathy. It's a very loviing relationship when you have no clue how your soulmaid will survive shuiold you drop dead tomorrow morning. No savings, no life insurance, no nothing. Khet will be on her own.

As for his parents, it's clear he has deeply rooted issues with them or at leastt hinks it's matchoor ahdahlt stuff to go to the otherside of the country and never speak to them again until teey die so you can collect the will money.

Mr. and Mrs. Burnell, I sincerely hope you aren't under pignosis and write your deadbeat genetic failure out of the will. The salt would be immense.
 
We are talking about Phil here, the guy who thought his parents were unreasonable when they punished him for crashing his car by removing it , keep in mind he did not only crash but also did it on a highway which was agaisnt his parent's rules

And he got legit mad when he told the story years later when he already was on his late 20s
So basically Phil's parents actually were willing to discipline him, he just didn't ever absorb anything positive from it. That somehow makes more sense than them accidentally creating him by spoiling him with gifts and a complete lack of punishments for fucking up. Phil CHOSE to be a stupid entitled asshole for life.
What is this mom thing about? Read the last few pages but just don't understand the leap between Phil lying about traffic meaning his mom is living or at least visiting him. Don't count calling Kat mom as evidence because that's been going on for months maybe even a year or more and Phil not bitching at someone for running the vacuum is completely in line with him being a pussy afraid of confrontation where he can't mute/block/ban/run from the person first.

Phil lied about traffic to have a little extra time to play some gacha and escape the hell of streaming video games he has created for himself. It's a boring reason but thats most things when it comes to Phil.
Obviously Phil used his planned break to play Champions, and not take his mom somewhere like I was thinking, but I'll still argue that it fits because he has been slipping up in a number of ways for quite awhile, and each time he does, he accidentally says the truth. There's a reason he sucks at lying, after all, and it's clearly not just from being stupid or a bad actor. It's from his brain having too much awareness of the truth and too many lies to keep track of simultaneously. Also, even though children lie a lot, some things they don't grasp, and therefore lack the ability to be convincingly dishonest about. Phil obviously lacks an adult understanding of the world, and we've seen how that affects his bullshit stories.

Though honestly, his mom living with him is less embarrassing than him having such issues that he would so repeatedly refer to his wife as his mom. I can still see that being the case, even though I'm not leaning that way anymore. Regardless of anything, Phil clearly lacks the ability to get attached to a woman he's supposedly in a relationship with, or see her the way an adult with a normal brain would. It's just that there's such a difference in how he has been since Katherine became a speculation rather than a real person, and how he was with Leanna, despite her fulfilling the same role in his eyes.
 
What is this mom thing about? Read the last few pages but just don't understand the leap between Phil lying about traffic meaning his mom is living or at least visiting him. maybe even a year or more and Phil not bitching at someone for running the vacuum is completely in line with him being a pussy afraid of confrontation where he can't mute/block/ban/run from the person first.

Phil lied about traffic to have a little extra time to play some gacha and escape the hell of streaming video games he has created for himself. It's a boring reason but thats most things when it comes to Phil.

tl:dr just trying to summarise the "is his mom visiting" autism but I also debunk myself

no thanksgiving flex on instagram, him lying about his parents not knowing how to accept a video call, 90 minutes to drop Khet off 0.25miles down the road-sounds more like a trip to the airport, which is where he'd have time to play mobile games (he was clocked as logging in by autists on twitter)

and maybe Khet being dropped off at work was part of that 90 minute trip to the airport and they had to find a park to say good bye appropriately, rather than "get out here", cause for some reason dave circled the parking lot instead of her just getting the fuck out

..but the entire theory falls apart when you realise he only took 2hrs off to spend time with his dying parent(s) who came all the way to see him cause he just doesn't have the time or money to visit them, and then his dying parent(s) get rushed to the airport so dave could get home to play street fighter & beg
 
I also do wonder if both Phil and the roommate normally used separate showers, because if that broken shower isn't in use, then I guess that might mean they're using the same shower, sounds absolutely gross when you know about Phil's reputation when keeping stuff clean.
I assure you, if khet wasn't in that house the shower would look as pristine as the day it was built
 
You made me go back and check the thumbnails his videos had in the last month and almost all of them look terrible but the 3 I'm about to post take the cake.
Islamic khantent is too weak to describe this. What would this be? Moloch khantent? Huītzilōpōchtli khantent? Baal-Hammon khantent?
He looks so fucking gaunt in the second one. Literally looks like he's dying of some terminal illness.
 
tl:dr just trying to summarise the "is his mom visiting" autism but I also debunk myself

no thanksgiving flex on instagram, him lying about his parents not knowing how to accept a video call, 90 minutes to drop Khet off 0.25miles down the road-sounds more like a trip to the airport, which is where he'd have time to play mobile games (he was clocked as logging in by autists on twitter)
To be fair, Phil has shown before that he fears detractors getting in contact with his parents by insisting that they're about the biggest luddites imaginable, when we have video of his mother with a laptop. I'm willing to bet they're both more adept with a computer than he is, and he's just instinctively portraying them as old farts who can barely use a cell phone out of sheer terror.

That's another reason his mom being around fits, Phil has been acting more stressed out than usual for quite awhile. Makes sense, given the things she's not supposed to know about.
and maybe Khet being dropped off at work was part of that 90 minute trip to the airport and they had to find a park to say good bye appropriately, rather than "get out here", cause for some reason dave circled the parking lot instead of her just getting the fuck out
I don't think Phil actually went anywhere, for the record. If he was with his mother, taking her to the airport, or ANYWHERE really, I seriously doubt there was a point he had time to play Champions. Linda has spent years not physically seeing her only son, she's not about to put up with him being on his phone the whole fucking while. She may be dumb, but she's still a mother, who doesn't know how undeserving her son is.
..but the entire theory falls apart when you realise he only took 2hrs off to spend time with his dying parent(s) who came all the way to see him cause he just doesn't have the time or money to visit them, and then his dying parent(s) get rushed to the airport so dave could get home to play street fighter & beg
Unless his mom is there for the foreseeable future, which is what I'm thinking.
 
After seeing that clip of Phil talking about Khet after he is dead I think he is genuinely sociopathic. Not murder tier but pretty slose in lack of empathy. It's a very loviing relationship when you have no clue how your soulmaid will survive shuiold you drop dead tomorrow morning. No savings, no life insurance, no nothing. Khet will be on her own.
I wouldn't say he's sociopathic. I'm just yet another KiwiFarts armchair psychologist, but I think it's because of his narcissism. Narcissism and sociopathy have similarities, both produce people who exploit others for their own gain and have a complete lack of empathy for other people. The big difference is that narcissists do what they do to feed their inflated ego and maintain an image of high status and success, while sociopaths do it just for the fun of it. Another important difference is that sociopaths often put themselves in situations of great risk to themselves which can lead to injury, death, incarceration etc. and Phil's too much of a pussy to put himself in those kinds of situations. Though he does also have a very impulsive personality like the average sociopath which is why he's got so many addictions.
 
I wouldn't say he's sociopathic. I'm just yet another KiwiFarts armchair psychologist, but I think it's because of his narcissism. Narcissism and sociopathy have similarities, both produce people who exploit others for their own gain and have a complete lack of empathy for other people. The big difference is that narcissists do what they do to feed their inflated ego and maintain an image of high status and success, while sociopaths do it just for the fun of it. Another important difference is that sociopaths often put themselves in situations of great risk to themselves which can lead to injury, death, incarceration etc. and Phil's too much of a pussy to put himself in those kinds of situations. Though he does also have a very impulsive personality like the average sociopath which is why he's got so many addictions.
It was clearly “just” a dodge to the question, in a super roundabout way.
Phil spends absolutely zero time thinking about his future and he didn’t want to admit that because he can’t without coming across as a retard. Therefore we get this autistic spiel where he kind of mocks the guy for asking that sort of thing, acting like someone’s death is a “cross the bridge when we get to it” question for machoor adults.
Of course he doesn’t realize how dead-inside he looks making that kind of claim, but Phil’s socially autistic like that and was more concerned with dodging the question than giving a straight, reasonable answer.
For any aspiring trolls, I suggest asking Phil more questions about his future. It’s a great soft spot.
 
Poor bunny's ears. A few things in this picture, first, Leanna is too vain to care about the bunny's security and her own arm skin integrity simultaneously, and apparently has no one to take a photo of her and her pet together here. The hand used to take this photo needs to be under the rabbit's legs so the animal feels secure as possible while lifted off the ground, which is already a naturally stressful situation for rabbits to begin with. Adorable pet though.
Holy fuck, you guys joke about Kat having a horse face but this Panda looks like a FTM :stress:
Better watch out, the simps for Leanna will be out to stuff your stocking with coal this year now! Seriously though, Leanna has always been above average physically attractive but her personality has always been the detractor to her desirability to me. She's not so amazingly hot in my opinion compared to any other above average attractive woman that she can overcome her other personality flaws that make her unbearable as a potential partner, but the subfourm seems to have shifted from holding generally negative sentiment about her when she was with Phil to now the opposite general sentiment since I guess there's hope in some circles of a "person of interest" info drop on DSP. Where those who think that generate that belief still eludes me though?
 
For any aspiring trolls, I suggest asking Phil more questions about his future. It’s a great soft spot.
Especially as it concerns anything other than himself, and/or focus on the way distant future that he clearly wants to avoid thinking about. Don't give him a chance to push his usual narrative about how one day he hopes to be a better position financially or anything like that. Draw attention to how he has no plans for when he's fucking 60 years-old and still streaming six days a week. Pressure him about how he and Kat are going to retire. Ask him more about putting plans together so Kat is taken care of if he dies long before she does. Ask him about making investments and getting a 401K again.

Basically, assume the same thing he is, that he's going to live a long time, and bring to his attention the reality of the responsibilities that places on him. He fucking hates that shit more than anything.
 
So I just watched a PWYB video (been focused on non lolcow things this week) and am catching up. Phil said he had to drive and drop his wife off for Black Friday and Beliefs (and chat) immediately got suspicious about it. Liked he's doing more than being a loving (lol) husband (lol).

Could DSP be double dipping with a hoo-ah or committing other infidelity? Does he have a track record of playing women money for sex? Or is he just getting booze?
 
So I just watched a PWYB video (been focused on non lolcow things this week) and am catching up. Phil said he had to drive and drop his wife off for Black Friday and Beliefs (and chat) immediately got suspicious about it. Liked he's doing more than being a loving (lol) husband (lol).

Could DSP be double dipping with a hoo-ah or committing other infidelity? Does he have a track record of playing women money for sex? Or is he just getting booze?
he was playing champions bc the last time he logged in yesterday was around the time he was supposly taking her to work even though it shouldn't even taken him 30 mins to do plus some one proved there was no traffic and stuff like dsp said
 
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