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Kevin can't do math, He's Kevin.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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I think it was a series of grifting campaigns. $140, $120, then $100, $360 overall, not a single $140 "donation drive".
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Damn bills, just can't know when they're going to appear. They're so inconsistent!
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Remember how implanting uteruses into transwomen was 10 years away 10 years ago? Remember how seething man Angela Douglas wrote "Genetic women are becoming quite obsolete, which is obvious, and the future belongs to transsexual women" in 1977? Some of you reading this have parents that were born in 1977. Remember how 5 years ago transmen tried to delude themselves into thinking that vat-grown dicks are just around the corner "because stemcells"?
Trans people have been waiting for these magical innovations for at least 50 to 100 years at this point, and they're always "so close"! Kevin will be saying that next year is the year the amhole will be fully operational every year for the next 5 years.
It's all cope. Transition is never finished, because transition is impossible. Trans people desire impossible things and are convinced that they'll happen any day now because they are delusional. They'll remain in the home stretch for literal decades.
Magical thinking is one hell of a drug, and when it comes to revision surgery, the third? fourth? seventh? time's the charm.
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False. There is a very easy way to finish your transition. Unfortunately, only 41% of all trans folx have managed to do it.
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I am planning to give the gift of Kevin's wisdom to my mom for Xmas this year, can't believe she's lived for 60 years without it.Semper Fi to all cis women who lived before troons became out and proud, without the troon's guiding hands to teach them how being a REAL woman works.
I'll sub her to his twitter feed, and print out the AMHOLE: Wimminz Wizzdom from this thread's autistic archive. I am sure my dad will be thrilled that his wife gets laydeewoque at so late a date, glad I've got their gifts covered.
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I love how I can be away from KF for one day and there’s like 2-3 new pages in Kevin’s thread. Now I know how the people who keep up with Kevvy yet aren’t terminally on KF feel 
Anyways, here’s a select tweet from Kevin about his ADD. [A]
We haven’t really checked in on Neck and Wedge, so let’s do that, shall we? In no particular order: Neck’s incredibly gay [A]
He wants weed laced with hormones [A]
He also made pumpkin pies [A]
Selfie [A]
Wedge is currently hooked on a Korean clown drama [A]
Yesterday he talked depression [A]
And the day before that he talked about how private accounts get blocked [A]
The entire quoted tweet
Anyways, here’s a select tweet from Kevin about his ADD. [A]
We haven’t really checked in on Neck and Wedge, so let’s do that, shall we? In no particular order: Neck’s incredibly gay [A]
He wants weed laced with hormones [A]
He also made pumpkin pies [A]
Selfie [A]
Yesterday he talked depression [A]
And the day before that he talked about how private accounts get blocked [A]
The entire quoted tweet
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In my opinion Kevin does not have ADD but instead has "Fat lazy fuck" Syndrome or FLSS.
Might help him when he finally ends up homeless
Wedge is still using pictures of himself when he was much more androgynous and not a fat 13 year old boy lookalike
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I hope Wedge’s customers aren’t expecting the Wedge in the avatar, because he’s gained at least 50 lbs since then. Seems like false advertising to me...I love how I can be away from KF for one day and there’s like 2-3 new pages in Kevin’s thread. Now I know how the people who keep up with Kevvy yet aren’t terminally on KF feel
Anyways, here’s a select tweet from Kevin about his ADD. [A]
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We haven’t really checked in on Neck and Wedge, so let’s do that, shall we? In no particular order: Neck’s incredibly gay [A]
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He wants weed laced with hormones [A]
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Imagine paying for porn of the the Wedge.
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I can't.
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More proof that they don't know what hormones are and have no idea how they work. Estrogen and testosterone are steroid hormones and are technically a type of fat, similar to colesterol. What happens when you heat up fat? Heat breaks up and denatures lipids. The testosterone and estrogen creams that loony troons buy with your insurance premiums even say "keep away from excess heat" on the label.
Smoking steroids is something so obviously preposterous that not even the dumbest roiders have tried it.
I wish I could pay him to stop.
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well at least the good thing about bills is, you know it’s is a once in a lifetime emergency type of thing, and not going to happen again.
say next month
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The Karolinska Institute has trooned out many a Swede, sad to say, though they did change their guidelines in the last year after their previous research linking srs and improved mental health outcomes for trannies was shown to be lacking substance to the point of requiring a retraction. There was also the Trans Train episode of Uppdrag granskning which was a decent overview and more recently Transbarnen.
In theory you could make old-fashioned edibles soaking the weed in butter to extract the THC and then adding fat soluble estradiol/estrone/whatever when it's at room temp but it's more likely it would break down. Maybe that should be the tranch's next grift, homemade edibles from ditchweed and bootleg titty skittle juice. There are troons that would buy it lol. It's too much work for dear Kevvie of course but maybe Jarrod or the field troons could use a winter project.
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There is an easier way and it usually involves an uncle making you squeal like a little piggy in his shed.
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I thought those 2 tards Wedge and Neck were talking about getting married.
Did they split up? If Wedge is still in WI, where’s Neck now?
Did they split up? If Wedge is still in WI, where’s Neck now?
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They aren't together anymore. As soon as Wedge realized he was the sugar daddy in the relationship he thought would lead him to Neck's treasure trove of savings from his middle class job, it was splitsville. I think the last time we got updates on Neck's location, he was considering coming back to the tranch.I thought those 2 tards Wedge and Neck were talking about getting married.
Did they split up? If Wedge is still in WI, where’s Neck now?
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We need Neck to get to the Tranch and throw a wrench in the Bonobo-Brainless arc.
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Sometimes it feels like Kev has died and been replaced with a bot. There are words. Lots of them. But put together they make no sense at all. "I concede that I'm not actually a dog, but I'm still a dog. Checkmate, bigots!" Like, wtf, Kev. Have you stroked out and your brain doesn't work anymore?4th e-beg for this week only
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I used to get mad at troons like Kev because I thought the troons were winning the fight. But, after the election in VA and the changes that have happened in the UK, I'm not mad anymore. Troons' 15 minutes is about up. The more people realize that troons are mostly like Kevin and not self-hating gay dudes who are trying to give themselves the Iranian solution for gays, the more they realize that they've made a very big mistake in backing them.
So, sorry, Kev -- you don't make this transphobe mad anymore. You're my greatest TERF asset. I've peaked trans so many people with you. You're "you can't stop me from being a dog" tweet is going to peak a whole lot more. So keep tweeting you crazy bastard. I want to see how many TERF eggs I can crack with your tweets.