DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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You mean the same way you're trying to convince people that your content is good?

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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Phil now blaming the dislike button for why he's not popular, why others sped past him on an upward trend and none of it is his fault, it's people just not thinking obviously. But he's hoping that with the dislike button gone, new veiwers will come across his channel and think "wow, what a great streamer!"

But of course they won't because he's a belching, snorting, begging boomer that no one but ironic trolls and Derich can stand to listen to.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

chicken man became a member to phil twice.... and phil did not mention hte 2nd time chicken man became a member.

its proof that phils member goals are being artificially inflated. i dunno if anyone can grab images etc but i wanted to put it out there

 

[Dona Morte]

Is this a OIC sock. He REALLY wants those GF missions. I swear these wheelchairs.

 

[Fartsyde Dill]

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 26TH (14m, 39s)

**FLASHBACK SWIRL, 24 HOURS EARLIER**

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25TH

Thanks for the money stupid fucks, I guess.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So the latest in a long and ever growing line of shitty takes on life and humanity in general, really shines a light on just what a misrable bitter and just toxic person Phil really is.

Edit: Picture changed as per @Iron Hamster request.

 

[PieceofShet]

crying because he wants gifted memberships RIGHT NOW!!!!

I JUST joined RAW restream (he added dsp chat as request) and he still bitching about gift subs.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He's desperate to hit that membership goal before Monday because he knows he'll lose 10% or more at the beginning of the month.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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Again with the "redemption arc" talk, Phil? You've never had that arc, even when you did that "debunking video", because you're a FUCKING LIAR. And anyone with a pair of functioning neurons in their brain can go and find this video, compare it to the things that you've said in the past (just like the Wolverine video that you've now memory-holed because of your stupidity and arrogance), and come to the conclusion that you're about as trustworthy as a stapled condom.

And about as useful as one.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil is still so fucking salty about the fact that his popularity went away after he showed everyone on YouTube why he got kicked out of the FGC and couldn't hold down a steady job. That rant was ENTIRELY about his downward spiral, he described it perfectly.

Notice the part where he claims that supposedly no one gets a redemption? That's him bitching about The Incident being remembered, and excusing himself from any duty to earn true redemption.

 

[JimiHendrix]

Phil is still so fucking salty about the fact that his popularity went away after he showed everyone on YouTube why he got kicked out of the FGC and couldn't hold down a steady job. That rant was ENTIRELY about his downward spiral, he described it perfectly.

Notice the part where he claims that supposedly no one gets a redemption? That's him bitching about The Incident being remembered, and excusing himself from any duty to earn true redemption.

phil's idea of redemption is he doesn't change and you forgive him.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Phils whole idea of Black Friday is literally how it’s depicted on tv and in the news. He really thinks every stored is filled with raging shoppers grabbing everything they can from the racks and throwing it in their carts. People fist fighting in Best Buy for the last copy of bugsnax traffic jams all through the parking lot as people stalemate for a parking spot.

It really just goes to show how detached he is from actual everyday life. I used to work in a huge mall in a much more urban city and sure Black Friday was busy. But really it wasn’t much different than any other weekend during the holidays. Most of the initial traffic and crowds came earlier in the morning cause most stores open at like 6am.

Now especially with online shopping being so popular unless your going out for a very specific deal on like a tv or something Black Friday isn’t even worth it.

 

[George Beorge]

If you ask him how he can ask for tips and give shout outs after literally years of shitting on Twitch streamers for doing the same thing and not be considered a hypocrite, he gets all pissy and says:

'If you want to be streamer for a living, you have no choice anymore. You HAVE to do it. It's either that or I go away and you never see me again'.

He again has no self-awareness, because even if you concede to him, 'We understand, Dave. It's just what you have to do from now on', it's that he does it to so much grosser and more extreme of an extent than anybody he ever lumped together as e-beggers who only care about money that makes him look like a hypocrite.

He hasn't learned anything from it either. You'd think, after having to supposedly suck it up and start relying on tips and subs out of a need to survive, that he'd learn to think before he starts insulting everybody. After having to do something after repeatedly shitting on it and using it as evidence of how he's the 'real' guy and everybody else is just a shill, you'd expect a normal person wouldn't do it anymore because they'd have learned that you never know how your circumstances may change and what you'll have to do. He still talks shit about everybody though.

By not being able to stop himself from tearing everybody else down, he's put himself in a box. Now, almost any change he makes has a high possibility of being something he shit on somebody else for doing, and he'll have to repeatedly defend himself from people saying he's being a hypocrite again. If the guy could just shut his fucking mouth about other people, he'd make things a lot easier for himself.

There's a difference between doing shoutouts or having a tip jar and what Phil does.
I've never seen another streamer rant on EVERY SINGLE STREAM about low contributions.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

phil's idea of redemption is he doesn't change and you forgive him.

And refrain from pointing it out when he shows that he hasn't changed.

I've never seen another streamer rant on EVERY SINGLE STREAM about low contributions.

The really funny part is half of them probably have vices absorbing so much of their tips, just like Phil. What separates him, is his stupidity in handling it. Half the reason he's jealous of them is because he knows they get away with shit from being smarter than him. Explains his childish lashing out, the reminder that he's catastrophically stupid. We know how he is about the truth, it pains him every time.

 

[Dona Morte]

This is why I LOVE watching Phil. He read the other comment and ignored this one.
Sensei Pride had an actual good suggestion, and of course was ignored.
Bait when he IS looking at the chat dummy.

 

[UsedUp]

Dsp whales would literally be a drug addicts dream come true. To be handed $300 daily to smoke crack, meth, whatever you fancy and to be told you're not doing drugs and to be shit on daily. The worlds greatest enablers.

 

[You see??]

Dsp whales would literally be a drug addicts dream come true. To be handed $300 daily to smoke crack, meth, whatever you fancy and to be told you're not doing drugs and to be shit on daily. The worlds greatest enablers.

Exactly. That's the real kicker here is that although its it doesn't seem that way because you know its Alcohol, fast food and gacha pulls it really is the same as supplying a Heroin addict or coke addict his money for their drug and also for their gambling addiction. I'd even say those enablers are doing something pretty immoral if they know where that money is going and they continue to give it to him, knowing he's literally killing himself with drink and addiction. Sad sad.

 

[DZoomer]

One of his worst takes. Completely wrong and non-sensical. Everyone is stupid except Phil and his wheelchairs. He warps reality in order to support his delusions.
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Almost 40 year old man discovers that already successful people have an easier time becoming more successful than nobodies.

Any moment now he'll also discover that people who accumulate wealth get rewarded by this thing called investing instead of spending everything on gin and gacha.

It's almost like the hardest part is at the start of the journey in almost everything, huh, Phil? Imagine if you had capitalized on being one of the first Let's Players.

That's one of my favorite things about Phil. He's so utterly ignorant and dumb, but acts like he's smart and has "discovered" things that are obvious even to teenagers.

 

[PieceofShet]

Went in hard with the begment. Shit like this wants me punch him on the face. So ungrateful.

 

[Kami1987]

Went in hard with the begment. Shit like this wants me punch him on the face. So ungrateful.

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I like he he always then denies that he really did just ask someone to drop a $100. News flash Phil, this doesn't come off as a joke because you REALLY do beg people 24/7 to tip you.