Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Carol]

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends.

Wow, yeah, it's like if Jack didn't like spicy food, and Tammy put peppers in everything she cooked.

 

[Adamska]

Wow, yeah, it's like if Jack didn't like spicy food, and Tammy put peppers in everything she cooked.

It's also like if Jack had bad tastebuds and couldn't tell that the meat was seasoned with salt and pepper and then drizzled with the mop sauce as it cooked or something too.

He legitimately thinks that salted and peppered pork covered in vinegar sauce and its flavorings over its whole time cooking in smoke has no flavor.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He's got a smoker's palette without being a smoker. Unless it's so sweet it hurts your teeth or so salty it makes you retch, Jack "fistfuls of seasoning" Scalfani doesn't want any part of it.

I think it’s because of him being overweight. For some reason, fatter people have issue with taste. It dies after sometime.


You’re going to hell, Jack.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

LMFAO, so apparently the context for his 'angyness' was because Big T hates his guts and decided to slather vinegar all over his food. He didn't hold back and threw a tantrum in front of his fucking friends. Hahahah, what a fucking toddler! Also, to Big T, if you're still putting up with this, you deserve all of the misery and embarrassment being with the fat man 24/7 when you have your own freedom and volition to leave this disabled fat fuck.

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So not only does Big T hate his guts, so does Mama Scalfani.

Will Mushbrain ever figure it out that women find him repulsive and are just going to fuck with him because they can? No of course not. He's too much of a mushbrain to do so.

Stand? If anything he's in everyone's way in his scooter. Get real fat boy.

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Liar. You don't stand wherever you go and instead drive your scooty puff all over the place and block the aisle because you're an entitled asshole.

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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He so hangry with North Carolina. They didn't have his precious brisket. They use a vinegar based sauce instead of one full of HFCS and he feels he has the right to tell the entire state that they're doing BBQ wrong.

Get fucked asshole.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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He so hangry with North Carolina. They didn't have his precious brisket. They use a vinegar based sauce instead of one full of HFCS and he feels he has the right to tell the entire state that they're doing BBQ wrong.

Get fucked asshole.

You can tell he doesn’t know shit since vinegar based sauces are great. I feel so sorry for the people there having to put up with his shit.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

A new video is also up on Jack’s Jesus channel, in case someone wants to watch a slow-in-the-mind and a truck driver poorly discuss deep existential questions. There’s no way in hell I’m sitting through this though.

As penance for some past-life indiscretion, I sat through this mess. There's a verse in Isaiah that claims that God created evil, and the truck driver plays a semantics game where he compares different English translations and concludes that where it says "evil" it doesn't mean evil, it means misfortune or calamity. And because evil isn't in God's nature, the calamity he causes always ends in the betterment of mankind (citation needed). There's a lot to unpack there, but really all that's important in this video is that Jack holds his left arm in this bizarre posture for most of this snoozefest:

 

[buttvomit]

This cocksucker actually told Carolina BBQ to go fuck themselves. LMAO.

Jack "I don't know how to use wood for BBQ" Scalfani telling it like it is.

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What does Carolina style BBQ mean?


Carolina barbecue is pork, served pulled, shredded, or chopped, but sometimes sliced. It may also be rubbed with a spice mixture before smoking and mopped with a spice and vinegar liquid during smoking. It is probably the oldest form of American barbecue.


Jack makes me MATI

 

[densedance]

Wow what a narcissistic arrogant cunt.

I bet any Chef or Line Cook for that matter in any of these restaurants he ever visited would cook his ass silent at any "competition".
Jack, ever had a bad day at cooking & forgot that magic sprinkle of Salt? Yeah, imagine Cooks have those days too & it happens.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack can feel when a crowd is against him. It's why he saves his back biting for the car / parking lot.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Every single video he's bitched about the vinegar based sauces.

His outspoken aversion to vinegar-based BBQ sauce is bizarre. Especially considering the love affair he had with Balsamico a while back. Like a lot of Jacklogic, it's self-contradicting and makes no sense. It's predictable that he gravitates towards sugary sauces in any case.

One thing that this does suggest is that our theories regarding him having a diminished sense of taste for some reason (in response to his constant overseasoning with shit like cumin) are probably inaccurate. He's tasteless by choice, not by nature.

This is why I would love to see Jack travel abroad. Even continental Europe would be full of restaurant owners and waitstaff (Who aren't reliant on tips in many countries there) who would figuratively or literally throw his ass out.

That would be gold. It would be like when fellow fat cow Patrick S. Tomlinson, Esq. went to a Parisian café and ordered scrambled eggs, and the staff told him to order something from the menu or to get lost.

Dining etiquete is very different on the other side of the Atlantic. The 'costumer is always right' shit does not fly here. Complaining about a dish and expecting a new one to be made free of charge will get you thrown the fuck out of most places. A lot of small American establishments seem to have this mindset like they're gonna become a franchise in the future, so they bend over backwards with their balls in a knot to appease boors like Jack. The average establishment owner and server in a Europoor place behaves like a regular ass dude, and will not respond well to rude and entitled patrons, especially not American tourists who they have no incentive to treat with kid gloves if they misbehave.

Northern European diners will be incredibly annoyed by the Scalfanis' obnoxious chatter and filming of everyone and everything and give them death glares. In Southern Europe it's way more socially acceptable to be loud and gregarious in a restaurant, but that doesn't mean they tolerate self-important cunts. Jack would probably be absolutely miserable at an actual Italian restaurant because the pizze aren't gargantuan undercooked monstrosities laden with toppings, the portion sizes aren't humongous, garlic bread isn't a thing; and to top it all off, the uproarious din of the Italian patrons enjoying themselves would drown out his insipid JOTG commentary.

 

[Aaway]

for whoever was wondering if jack had axed rob from the FB group

our man is alive and well (and having a good day of course)

 

[rubytintedchix]

Seethe harder, faggot.

 

[Slimy Time]

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Seethe harder, faggot.

His attitude towards vinyl records is the same as his attitude towards his health. Never taken care of it and never will.

 

[stets]

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Seethe harder, faggot.

It's a double album you stupid, ignorant fuck. There's literally a sticker on the shrink wrap that explains it. It costs more because it's almost twice as expensive to manufacture.

 

[rubytintedchix]

It's a double album you stupid, ignorant fuck. There's literally a sticker on the shrink wrap that explains it. It costs more because it's almost twice as expensive to manufacture.

That’s a Walmart price tag. I bet Jack has had a busy day of driving around scooty puffs in various stores while Tammy Christmas shops with Janette and they both ignore fatty.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His outspoken aversion to vinegar-based BBQ sauce is bizarre. Especially considering the love affair he had with Balsamico a while back. Like a lot of Jacklogic, it's self-contradicting and makes no sense. It's predictable that he gravitates towards sugary sauces in any case.

He's got the palate of a toddler. Sweet and salty. Those are the flavors that Mushbrain likes.

And besides you're supposed to add the sauce to the food, not try it all on it's own. It's going to be overpowering because you're eating such a concentrated amount of it. And just an FYI, NC BBQ is delicious.

 

[stets]

That’s a Walmart price tag. I bet Jack has had a busy day of driving around scooty puffs in various stores while Tammy Christmas shops with Janette and they both ignore fatty.

Does this guy do anything else with his life other than gorge himself with food, upload fail videos to YouTube, and incessantly bitch on Facebook? He comes across as the most miserable person to spend time with on the entire planet.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Does this guy do anything else with his life other than gorge himself with food, upload fail videos to YouTube, and incessantly bitch on Facebook? He comes across as the most miserable person to spend time with on the entire planet.

Don't forget that his only other hobby seems to be consooming Disney media made for children. His preferences really are unbelievably, consistently awful. Even his fellow boomer gluttonous friends or fans probably wouldn't be caught watching Marvel trash, but Jack keeps pushing the boundaries of bad taste.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, yeah, it's like if Jack didn't like spicy food, and Tammy put peppers in everything she cooked.

That's literally what Jack does to Tammy. She doesn't like spicy food, and he spitefully puts spices all over it just to keep her from eating it.

 

[TurdFondler]

That's a perfectly reasonable price point for a vinyl. You can expect to pay even more for a short run pressing from some local/indie band.

Can't speak for anyone else but my favorite vinyls are way more valuable to me than my favorite cooking gadgets.