🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[MediocreMilt]

Looks like piggy has finally gotten around to watching the IBS documentary and is seething about it. Not sure why he's taking aim at "the commentary community", I can only assume Augie is pulling better numbers on COZY than Ralph:
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>Lieman

gottem.

 

[412-L]

Why does May's face remind me of the braindead tard babies in the tard babies thread. Anyone else seeing this?

It's uncanny really. They're basically the same person.

 

[byuu]

It must really bother him that some video by a complete nobody got much more views than his recent streams.

 

[Fannyscum]

It must really bother him that some video by a complete nobody got much more views than his recent streams.

Not bothered by it at all actually. In fact if I had to think about it, Ralph probably didn't even watch it at all:

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[Third World Aristocrat]

Looks like piggy has finally gotten around to watching the IBS documentary and is seething about it. Not sure why he's taking aim at "the commentary community", I can only assume Augie is pulling better numbers on COZY than Ralph:
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So we have a kiwi farm print on his Tweet?
This gunt really is a god damn masochist, just loves to read us throwing shit at him.
I won't be surprised if in the future we discover he's the submissive role in a BDSM relationship with May. He already looks more feminine than May, and have many womanly triggers (like being ashamed for farting).

I will give him credit on one thing, though. @_ThePieman_ documentary really is shitty.

 

[break these cuffs]

I will give him credit on one thing, though. @_ThePieman_ documentary really is shitty.

Whoever thought that a lazy wannabe e-celeb would put out a dogshit product? Too bad for him a Ralph Wiki doesn't exist. He could have created a 30 part series just reading various pages in chronological order.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I'm just gunna post this banger again for no specific reason except to piss Ralph off:

 

[IHateTheFrench]

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This is exactly what i meant. Thanks for making this to illustrate my point, just absolutely perfect

 

[MeltyTW]

He is that thin skinned pussy, although that takes work and Ethan is the most antiwork person alive. So gaytur clean it up or I am cutting your paycheck.

He scans even obscure 2 view streams for his name its all he does, also someone confirmed liking tweets that shit talk him gets you blocked

Not bothered by it at all actually. In fact if I had to think about it, Ralph probably didn't even watch it at all:
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that paypig was doxed because of ralph btw, so yeah either ralph has a tard squad or he really is effective at truffle hunting his little piggy snout for dirt in his formerly large honeypot, also i know you read kf paypig, i forget if you have a wife or gf but i might relook at your details and go chat her up, i can break the ice as we both mock you for simping for a child molesting redneck online instead of spending time and money on her.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Ethan has posted some choice pictures of his thanksgiving day.

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1464648421873274882

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The ego on this little porker to think that any of those pictures look good or should be shared with strangers on the Internet. Why would anyone, aside from people laughing at Ralph, want to see them?
Also, fuck, May looks like she's close to 50 in the last picture, how can she be in her 20s but look like that? And I'm not talking about her manly/horse/asymmetrical features, she just looks worn out and beaten down by life.

 

[MeltyTW]

Also, fuck, May looks like she's close to 50 in the last picture, how can she be in her 20s but look like that? And I'm not talking about her manly/horse/asymmetrical features, she just looks worn out and beaten down by life.

ten years for every month living with ralph as a wage slave/ass slave

 

[Nod Flenders]

Not bothered by it at all actually. In fact if I had to think about it, Ralph probably didn't even watch it at all:
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He claims he's not bothered, but we know how The Gunt really feels.

 

[RollerGator]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph sperging out because PodAwful mocked his height for this pic
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ralphs fucking legs are fucking atrophied to shit holy shit does he ever go for a fucking walk look at how he rounds out in the middle and his bitch tits droop how do you look so fucking fat and useless through cold weather clothes layers wtf? this is grotesque, this is digusting, i wanna vomit looking at this picture and i actually wretched in disgust.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

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Who is this degenerate retard in the pic with Ralph? Looks like he stole his shoes from a homeless man and can't be bothered to zip up his fly. The absolute state of Ralph fans.

 

[Sam Losco]

lol Ralph looks so fucking ridiculous in that photo. The sunglasses are too small for his giant fat head, he's got a lightweight Ralph Lauren jacket with his ripoff manpurse but is wearing Timberlands.
And my God, look how skinny his legs are compared to his obese upper body. No wonder he can barely walk a block without getting winded.

 

[veri]

ralphs fucking legs are fucking atrophied to shit holy shit does he ever go for a fucking walk look at how he rounds out in the middle and his bitch tits droop how do you look so fucking fat and useless through cold weather clothes layers wtf? this is grotesque, this is digusting, i wanna vomit looking at this picture and i actually wretched in disgust.

they look like they cream with every step

edit creak*

 

[RollerGator]

Who is this degenerate retard in the pic with Ralph? Looks like he stole his shoes from a homeless man and can't be bothered to zip up his fly. The absolute state of Ralph fans.

That is some pillhead political streamer called Davey Crocko. He falls asleep on stream alot because he's incredibly boring and unwatchable.

 

[Baldur's Revenge]

That is some pillhead political streamer called Davey Crocko. He falls asleep on stream alot because he's incredibly boring and unwatchable.

Anyone have a height on the guy? Ralph goofed by giving us a pic with his full body and a nice perspective shot with cars in the background. We can kill this height debate for good lol.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What a fucking slob. Accept that you’re morbidly obese and buy clothing in the appropriate size. You take a lot of Ls but your clothes and accessories need to be XXXL. (Except for the chicken leg no-ass jeans. You can buy those in a boy’s short husky size.)