Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

I kind of miss the fucking moron, It’s not every day that we get a cow so completely lacking self-awareness that we can get her to respond in very specific ways based on what we say. She always though she was somehow smarter than us, yet we know exactly what she would say due to her limited vocabulary.

I take solace in the fact that this is driving her nuts. She wants so badly to prove us wrong and #TAG-EXHIBIT that she’s likely seething at this point.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

You're new to Dyn aren't you

Yes I didn’t know Dyn was a thing.

 

[DarkAlien]

I wouldn't be surprised if it was the other way around, if not physically then psychologically.

He probably beats her physically because she tries to be so intellectually superior it makes his reptilian brain twitch

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I kind of miss the fucking moron, It’s not every day that we get a cow so completely lacking self-awareness that we can get her to respond in very specific ways based on what we say. She always though she was somehow smarter than us, yet we know exactly what she would say due to her limited vocabulary.

I take solace in the fact that this is driving her nuts. She wants so badly to prove us wrong and #TAG-EXHIBIT that she’s likely seething at this point.

Should we appoint an honorary Melinda to say the obvious things she would say? Pretty sure we can all figure out what she would say. Hell I could do it, just need to reference my own work a few times and I could make up the jewish arguments as I go along

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Should we appoint an honorary Melinda to say the obvious things she would say? Pretty sure we can all figure out what she would say. Hell I could do it, just need to reference my own work a few times and I could make up the jewish arguments as I go along

NARCISSIST GOY YOUR OPINION IS NOT SUPPORTED BY THE TORAH SO NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS #HASHTAG

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

NARCISSIST GOY YOUR OPINION IS NOT SUPPORTED BY THE TORAH SO NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS #HASHTAG

Uncanny.

You just need to find ways to insert breastfeeding and Marshall's juicy swamp ass into the conversation now.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

NARCISSIST GOY YOUR OPINION IS NOT SUPPORTED BY THE TORAH SO NOTHING YOU SAY MATTERS #HASHTAG

YOU AREN'T A REAL JEW, GOY. I SPEND MY LIFE BREASTFEEDING INBRED DEMON SPAWNS WHILE MY WIFE'S JUICY SWAMP ASS SITS AROUND ALL DAY SMOKING METH LIKE THE TORAH SAYS

#TAG-EXHIBIT

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

YOU AREN'T A REAL JEW, GOY. I SPEND MY LIFE BREASTFEEDING INBRED DEMON SPAWNS WHILE MY WIFE'S JUICY SWAMP ASS SITS AROUND ALL DAY SMOKING METH LIKE THE TORAH SAYS

#TAG-EXHIBIT

NARCISSISTIC REFRAMING

Listen Mr. Hardin. You and your Freemason Goys are cursed. You will all die from Peruvian anal warts. Meanwhile, I’ll be waiting at my house with a gun for you all.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Melinda can't even be arsed to shower, do you think she even bothers to do any basic maintenance on her fake pew pews? If she actually had any they would probably jam due to the years of dirt and grime collecting on them.

 

[Forgotten Snack Cake]

Should we appoint an honorary Melinda to say the obvious things she would say? Pretty sure we can all figure out what she would say. Hell I could do it, just need to reference my own work a few times and I could make up the jewish arguments as I go along

I know there was a Kiwi that had been jokingly coding a Melinda bot. Unfortunately, the project has not seen the light of day. Last I heard the bot started censoring itself. Even without a mind or AI it knew this bitch was insane.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I know there was a Kiwi that had been jokingly coding a Melinda bot. Unfortunately, the project has not seen the light of day. Last I heard the bot started censoring itself. Even without a mind or AI it knew this bitch was insane.

I doubt it would be hard to make a bot account using GPT-2 to make posts that look like Melinda's. Over the course of nearly 3k posts I think we have enough sentences for the AI to learn off of.

 

[Shaka Brah]

I kind of miss the fucking moron, It’s not every day that we get a cow so completely lacking self-awareness that we can get her to respond in very specific ways based on what we say. She always though she was somehow smarter than us, yet we know exactly what she would say due to her limited vocabulary.

I take solace in the fact that this is driving her nuts. She wants so badly to prove us wrong and #TAG-EXHIBIT that she’s likely seething at this point.

Eh. After reading her posts for long enough I realized she goes in circles. It happened when I forgot she existed for six months and checked the thread again, only to find her making the exact same argument to someone else that she'd made to me when I last read the thread.

In the end it's more of a gigantic ouroboros where she never learns anything and people get bored only to be replaced by new users who've never seen her who challenge her on the same stuff and get the same tired responses. Better to only talk about her when something funny happens than to re-tread the same argument about "concubinage" or w/e for the 100th time this year.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Melinda can't even be arsed to shower, do you think she even bothers to do any basic maintenance on her fake pew pews? If she actually had any they would probably jam due to the years of dirt and grime collecting on them.

I can repair her fake pew pews. How hard do you think it is to repair nerf guns?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I can repair her fake pew pews. How hard do you think it is to repair nerf guns?

Depends on the brand and modifications done to them. I've custom motors melt them. (tip...Don't do any further modifications to the motor)

 

[obliviousbeard]

Melinda can't even be arsed to shower, do you think she even bothers to do any basic maintenance on her fake pew pews? If she actually had any they would probably jam due to the years of dirt and grime collecting on them.

Nowhere in the Torah it says that a single mother should oil and clean her guns! You've never clearly breastfed, cleaned and cooked for a family if you think someone would have time for maintaining anything! You secular humanists go to extreme lengths to attack anyone not conforming your patriarchal worldviews!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Nowhere in the Torah it says that a single mother should oil and clean her guns! You've never clearly breastfed, cleaned and cooked for a family if you think someone would have time for maintaining anything! You secular humanists go to extreme lengths to attack anyone not conforming your patriarchal worldviews!

You joke, but she's literally given this excuse

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

"Women get hairy booties" famous last words

 

[Drowningman]

YOU AREN'T A REAL JEW, GOY. I SPEND MY LIFE BREASTFEEDING INBRED DEMON SPAWNS WHILE MY WIFE'S JUICY SWAMP ASS SITS AROUND ALL DAY SMOKING METH LIKE THE TORAH SAYS

#TAG-EXHIBIT

Your going to need therapy soon. You have interfaced with the fake jew matrix too often.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Your going to need therapy soon. You have interfaced with the fake jew matrix too often.

If I start becoming a welfare queen who can't even get basic bankruptcy filings correct, then I will do therapy. Until then, #TAG-EXHIBIT

 

[obsdj]

"Women get hairy booties" famous last words

Facts to support your claim?

I wanna play too.