DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[the khat quaffer]

How does DSP keep finding these tards that only tip during 1 game? and why do they leave after he is done playing that game?

Papavera($???) with Minecraft, near vanished after DSP stopped playing
ThePastryarchy($993) with Daganronpa, only tips once a while now
Gametrekker($651) with Hades, hasn't been seen since DSP beat the game
Slayer0804($415) with Lost Judgement, DSP still currently playing. Slayer0804 also tipped $118 during DSP's flight sims though...

I think the easy answer is some of these are just aliases, but there is no proof so I'm gonna assume they're actual people. They don't tip anymore, but do they at least chat? Why abandon a streamer you literally just gave hundreds of dollars to, it makes no sense.

maybe they googled their own usernames and found that a certain British ukip politician put their deets on blast

 

[PieceofShet]

I guess "impromptu" is another word he has no idea what it means. Fukin idiot.

 

[Ortsnay]

I guess "impromptu" is another word he has no idea what it means. Fukin idiot.

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Why does the capitalized CHILL irk me so much? Every fucking tweet with the RANDOM capitalized WORDS.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why does the capitalized CHILL irk me so much? Every fucking tweet with the RANDOM capitalized WORDS.

CHILL or be moderated.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Just wanted to throw in my two cents with Phil's mom possibly living there. Phil famously didn't let his parents stay with him when they visited him on vacation. Not only that, but during their trip, he made them do all his housework and chores. And then he insisted it was a "gift" for them because they got to drive his BMW while they were picking things up to complete said chores.

That's actually part of why I'm thinking it's true, the fact that Phil doesn't truly WANT either of them there, because it would explain why he won't even bitch about our speculation of it. He's not touching the subject with a ten foot pole, exactly what I expect when we've landed it right on the nose. His mom is there, he's not happy about it, and that's why he doesn't want it known. He doesn't even want to acknowledge knowing that we're talking about it, even though he definitely does.

There's no way Phil would pass up an opportunity to have a laugh at our expense by describing to his chat our theories and ACKing it up like a stoned hyena. Unless he can't because we're on to him.

There's certainly a world where she would move in with Phil, but I don't think we're in that world. Especially if we're going with the logic that she's been there since he started doing calling Khet mom. If Phil's dad died or they lost the house, both of which would be reported by detractors.

Oh we certainly do live in that world, and I think I know the reason in this case: Linda misses her boy. We know it's plausible from his stories, which are embarrassing and therefore plenty accurate. She has no idea that her son is a pigroach, as well as completely fails to see the real reason he moved so fucking far away. I can see Dave washing his hands of him, he's the one who didn't want to give Phil any more money. They're not going to divorce, they come from an era where you didn't do that, but I'll bet they're as good as.

I think a death would make Phil take at least some time off to fly down for the funeral, not to mention he'd absolutely use it for sympathy points. He's already shown he's not above using his parents to get pity bucks.

Except he was lying, wasn't he? That's the important part, that it was fake. It almost always is. When his parents inevitably DO croak, we won't hear a thing about it from Phil. We're not supposed to know shit.

Phil's ability to lie/hide stuff is also about on par with OIC's ability to dox. We knew about Leanna leaving him, him flying Khet down with begathon money, getting Jasper etc. In order for the mom theory to work, it implies Phil has been able to keep it secret for months (maybe over a year now?) and not have her make any sort of stream appearance.

How long did Phil have outstanding debt on a dozen credit cards? How long was whaling out in Champions before being discovered?

He can't help accidentally snitching on himself, true, but he has still hidden things for longer than you would expect from someone so stupid.

True, it didn't happen with Leanna, but I think that's because, even if he was an awful boyfriend and treated her like a maid, there was at least some part of Phil interested in dating Leanna. He brought Khet in to replace Leanna, but I don't think he was interested in recapturing that relationship side of things and instead really wanted a caretaker. Because he has no creativity, he also does all the stuff he used to do with his mom with Khet. Leanna, from what we know, tried to push for more traditional relationship stuff and didn't just LARP as his mom while going shopping. He started taking days off because Leanna insisted they go on dates at least once a week and she'd have friends over and stuff, presumably with the hope of Phil interacting with them and behaving like a normal person.

This is a valid point, however much I don't consider it counter to the "His mom is at the Wakhando" theory. Both can still be accurate, because while Phil obviously treats his relationship with Katherine very differently (jury is out on exactly WHY, but the difference is clear), that doesn't necessarily mean that his slip-ups are from that. I'm thinking they're the result of his brain going from the way it was wired around his soulmaid to now his actual mother. A slow slide towards the day where he completely spills the beans, I'm thinking.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Why does the capitalized CHILL irk me so much? Every fucking tweet with the RANDOM capitalized WORDS.

Doesn't irk me but he does have to type in the tard's native language to communicate.
There is no reason to capitalize any word after the first in a sentence but here he capitalized 'conclusion' as well as 'chill' for no reason. I guess he does it to emphasize his lie isn't a lie.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Why does the capitalized CHILL irk me so much? Every fucking tweet with the RANDOM capitalized WORDS.

This is almost the equivalent of the Steve Buscemi "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme, but also a clumsy attempt by Phil trying to EMPHASIZE words. It's just a mashup of cringe.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Why does Phil pronounce Forza (for-zuh) like "Fort-zuh".

Autism?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This is almost the equivalent of the Steve Buscemi "How do you do, fellow kids?" meme, but also a clumsy attempt by Phil trying to EMPHASIZE words. It's just a mashup of cringe.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I guess "impromptu" is another word he has no idea what it means. Fukin idiot.

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Never get tired of these buzzwords he uses, the random caps, and the excessive exclamation points. Dude comes off as a fuckin' lunatic.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

ALERT, PLEASE EVERYONE! Please tip Phil, join his channel for memberships, give super-chats, so Phil can eat a lot of food on stream and make "MMMMmmmm" noises over and over.

That is all.

 

[Marian]

Why does Phil pronounce Forza (for-zuh) like "Fort-zuh".

Autism?

Because it's an Italian word and that's how it's actually pronounced, why did you have to make me defend phil .

 

[Mr. Brown]

It's entirely possible Phils mother is there for thanksgiving or something. That wouldn't surprise me, we all know Phil's money goes to WWE Champions instead of flights to see his elderly parents. Phil will regret this one day of course, some day soon they won't be there anymore and those sweaty jpegs won't make up for that massive hole in his life.

If his parents haven't seen him for years it wouldn't be that surprising if they visited him. I think anyone claiming they moved in full time with Phil is autistic though.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So people think his mom lives with him because he calls Kat 'mom'. He's also called her 'aunt'. Does that mean his dead aunt moved in with him? Also, why would she have a QVC Thanksgiving dinner if she lives there?

 

[detractorzer0]

Why does Phil pronounce Forza (for-zuh) like "Fort-zuh".

Autism?

It's an italian word and that's how it's actually pronounced.

 

[Zeelpulp]

I'd fucking nuke my tweeter if i had the cess pool timeline the guy has. this first one is just odd and i have no context.

Snitches being snitchy


Obviously not a stream enjoyer or he would know to email Phil for any and all ignorable queries

 

[CT 05]

Why does Phil pronounce Forza (for-zuh) like "Fort-zuh".

Autism?

Forza is an Italian word, pronounced "fort-za".

So, DSP is trying his polish best to be an authentic Italian.

edit beaten to it

 

[bobatnight]

Really great thumbnail for your awesome Black Friday stream doood!!!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Really great thumbnail for your awesome Black Friday stream doood!!!

Everything Phil does just screams "slapped together."

But again it's all his dipshit paypig/whales fault for not holding him accountable.

They could easily refuse to "tip" him until he put in work, but they won't because they don't value their money(funny enough like Phil).

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I guess "impromptu" is another word he has no idea what it means. Fukin idiot.

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His choice of games are always boring as fuck.

Without TIHYDPs existing, his gameplay puts people to sleep. Phil is only "fun" when he's crying about detractors or banning people. He's so bad that the only way he can be entertaining is when he's being toxic.