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Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates
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All this talk about cocks sent me on a spiral of philosophical thoughts. Alyssa, I know you're a kindred spirit deep down, so please take this manifesto into consideration and let me know your thoughts on the matter.
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually interesting with its many veins, skin folds, and a glans with a shape that suggests sleekness and a color that changes to demonstrate the intensity of lust.
However, it is certainly not the best. It is firmly in third place.
In first obviously comes the horse. I won't go into great detail on horse cocks, as they are already quite popular even with the non-zoophilic general public. The size, the shape, and the power of the animal a horse cock is attached to are all part of a sexual mystique that has been well explored in many cultures throughout history.
There is one other kind of animal, however, that has us solidly beat, even though it has no such following. I speak of the spectacular, over-the-top sensuality of the amazing "red rocket" possessed by canines. We ignore this one, perhaps, because dogs are generally much closer to the majority of us than horses. There is no reason to romanticize the mundane, as we do for the equine penis, and we are often quite scared of our dogs' sexuality, since we do have to live with them instead of just looking at them in a field we're driving by. By acknowledging that it's at all there, we are forced to deal with it in a fashion other than having the vet remove it, and we are usually more worried about what that means for us than what it means for them.
Nonetheless, dog penises are wonderful, a fact which deserves to be recognized even if the vast majority of us will never experience one firsthand.
The first thing that anyone will notice about a dog's erection is the color. "Florid" is the best word I can think of to describe this beautiful display. From angry, fire engine red, through every possible shade of pink, with some extraordinary specimens additionally featuring deep purple and glistening white, an erect dog's penis rewards the viewer's eyes with the full spectrum of colors that our culture associates with the urgent desire of lust. As it comes out of its sheath, its palette seems to beg to return to a warm and cozy place inside the body of another.
Its form and functionality are similarly titillating. The pointed, very slightly flared tip allows for easy entry without being completely smooth, and while perhaps not as visually exciting as the glans of a human, certainly gets the job done comfortably and efficiently. The size when fully erect tends to be very impressive in proportion to its owner, often being much thicker and somewhat longer than the average human penis. However, most people aren't fully aware of that, because of another handy trick the canine dick can perform.
When the action begins, it's much smaller. Very thin, and a bit shorter. Once it's in, or played with sufficiently, it inflates to its full, throbbing size, allowing for the receptive partner to adjust more comfortably. No inflatable dildo I've ever seen has such a wide range of widths as does our best friends' tackle. They usually just seem to start at "too big" and get "slightly bigger." A dog's penis is much more friendly, allowing even the novice to enjoyably accommodate something really fat and juicy.
And juicy it certainly is! One of the best things about wolf wang is the precum. There is so much! And unlike ours, which merely drools when we get close to the end, theirs begins squirting almost constantly, nearly as soon as the fun begins. The result is a satisfyingly messy taste sensation that is truly without compare. On the other end, this also serves a practical purpose, contributing greatly to the fact that a dog penis is self-lubricating, a trait I'm sure we've all wished we could share at some point.
Of course, no discussion of dog dicks would be complete without a mention of the crown jewel, the one thing that most strikingly sets them apart from us: the bulbus glandis. Ranging in size from a rather small plum to near that of a softball, the swollen base of a canine's cock is both an invitation and a challenge. Do you want to take the knot? Can you? Once you have, of course, there is the dizzying feeling of being dominated, not by your partner, but by your own desires. Trapped there on the floor for up to twenty minutes, one must simply wait and enjoy the feeling of being so consumed with lustful passion that the fear and shame of being caught seem immaterial. When you are tied, it is inescapable that a part of your identity is firmly outside of the mainstream's comfort zone. A piece of your soul is there, wrapped tightly around that dog's twitching, squirting dick just as surely as your pussy or ass is.
The thing that draws many to such interests is the fact that this is a perfectly symbolic microcosm for all of our sexuality. In our culture, even purely vanilla sex is often made to feel "naughty." The most banal and benign aspects of sexuality are couched in terms that make us feel a little wrong to want it, even in the strictly defined contexts where it's not supposed to be. In that moment when you accept the knot, and make yourself incapable of defense against whatever might occur should your door suddenly open, you have decided that you're not going to play that game anymore. The world may say you're a filthy slut; you're happy to be one, if that means enjoying yourself to the fullest with your most loyal companion.
Overall, it is simply a fact that your dog's dick is better than yours in nearly every way that matters. It's alright to feel a little jealous, but I think it would be nice if we as a culture could recognize this more openly, similarly to how we do for horses. Happiness in this strange and beautiful world in which we live lies in fully appreciating all of nature's marvels, and nature has certainly made the canine penis marvelous.
Trout P
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@bippu_as_fuck_ls400 That better be a copypasta. Unfortunately I don’t know how to google it and find out without getting put on a watchlist.
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It's called a VPN, and yes, it's a pasta.
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Even with the VPN i feel like I’m violating some kind of law.
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This last page contains the most haram shit I've read all year, and I frequent the tranny sideshow thread.
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I know, isn't it delightful? So glad she's back, it's like a tiny extra light in the holiday wreath.
Can't wait to see the lovely couple out at the Tranch!
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For someone so poor they have to e beg in the internet: that’s a good amount of expensive toys. Some of those look like they are from squarepeg aka not cheap. I know too much
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Thank god that was a copypasta. I didn't want someone going "Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs."
I'm still waiting for a trancher to say it. Most are already furries but Alyssa has admitted to engaging in petplay happily with Bonnie.
I'm still waiting for a trancher to say it. Most are already furries but Alyssa has admitted to engaging in petplay happily with Bonnie.
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I’d like to think that her bird otherkin is a magpie that collects various “found” sex toys and lines it’s nest with them.
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What is the metal thing?
lamp shade
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Something just occurred to me. Did Paul get with Sky after starting the tranch? Or was he cucking Sky with Kevin back in the day?
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It's a metal testicle and scrotum lock with adjustable screws. Basically a fancy penis ring that Kindness could never use and probably stole.
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They were married long before the Tranch (Paul and Sky). Not sure when he picked up Kevin though.
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Thanks. Thought it was, but I really didn't want to ask. The meter long butt plug is bad enough.
Looking at her collection, apart from the dick lock it's a very solitary setup. Sure, you can use everything on another person, but there's nothing really designed solely for that. She has a very sad and vanilla sex life for a "sex worker."
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That’s what I was thinking. If people were paying her to do kinky shit to them, wouldn’t there be handcuffs? A blindfold? That’s just a collection of leftover props from her failed porn career.
EDIT: I do like how her post implies that even Paul doesn’t take her seriously, so much so that she had to go “no really!” and whip out the novelty dildo collection to prove it.
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I was surprised her degeneracy kit didn't have atleast one nylon rope bundle or a harness for wielding those monstrous chunks of silicone in place of an absent dick.
-But then again, there's very little you can take this bitch's word on so it doesn't really surprise me that this is another failed larp.
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Some observations from the events of the last few pages.
- she claims to be a stripper. She has the saddest tits known to man and has more hair than a 60s era hippy. No one is paying to look at that.
- she claims to be a man. She has 0 dysphoria considering she plows herself with hunks of rubber that would make an elephant blush.
- she claims a new ailment and sickness daily and then complains she can’t get work and she can’t do work. It’s all for show but she is one of the more consistent munchies on the farms. I also find it strange that for someone who can’t even walk properly (so she claims) she can handle walking dogs up to 100lbs.
Nearly everything out of her mouth is bold faced lie.
- she claims to be a stripper. She has the saddest tits known to man and has more hair than a 60s era hippy. No one is paying to look at that.
- she claims to be a man. She has 0 dysphoria considering she plows herself with hunks of rubber that would make an elephant blush.
- she claims a new ailment and sickness daily and then complains she can’t get work and she can’t do work. It’s all for show but she is one of the more consistent munchies on the farms. I also find it strange that for someone who can’t even walk properly (so she claims) she can handle walking dogs up to 100lbs.
Nearly everything out of her mouth is bold faced lie.
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I’m going to be real with you, I didn’t look at that photo for more than a second to confirm that she does indeed own a bunch of dildos and has a very hairy leg. I didn’t even want to know what that metal thing is, and i’m glad that someone here did.
Anyways more haram shit was posted last night, including multiple videos and images of her using her toys. I am no longer religious but I hope that God can redeem me after I watched this lady pull that one beaded toy thing out of her ass on the Sabbath. And no fuck you I am NOT archiving that.
But apparently Bonnie is a trained home health caregiver. Tweet is cropped because of course she’s naked.
Edit: I am a retard and neglected to check Bonnie’s feed. He’s got a new nail shape. [A]
I don’t know why he chose this shape, I don’t typically see people do this with their natural nails. Yeah, I’ve seen long acrylic claws that come to an actual point at the tip, but not really short natural nails. The last time I seen this shape was when I did it on myself when I was 14, and that was to save the length a bit when they broke. I would never do this shit now.
He is Schrodinger’s gender (as long as that gender is not cis man) [A]
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She looks like a bobblehead in that picture. Is she trying to compete with the massive size of Paul's dome?