DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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Mask_de_SMITH said:
His choice of games are always boring as fuck.

Without TIHYDPs existing, his gameplay puts people to sleep. Phil is only "fun" when he's crying about detractors or banning people. He's so bad that the only way he can be entertaining is when he's being toxic.
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This most the games he plays no one wants to watch not even his paypigs like lost judgement but he keeps playing them anyway
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Everything Phil does just screams "slapped together."

But again it's all his dipshit paypig/whales fault for not holding him accountable.

They could easily refuse to "tip" him until he put in work, but they won't because they don't value their money(funny enough like Phil).
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Phil has made it clear he does not want anyone who would question him in his streams. if you do, then you better be ok with getting shit on for ten minutes because of it. Phil basks in his mediocrity and will not allow anyone to try to suggest he could make things better. Only way that works is
1. You can make it seem like the idea was his.
So, no direct requests, just have to hang the carrot in front of his face for several years until he "figures it out."
2. He is on the brink of being completely left behind and he has no other way to keep up other than to make the changes.
ie Direct capture.

Phil, somehow, has not figured out that streaming is a service industry. He is beholden by the customers to provide for them what they want. The problem is that he has created a customer base whose wants are all over the place because he is all over the place. He needs to focus on something and make that what he does. "Every triple A game that comes out," isn't cutting it. He needs to try new things and see what sticks and what he enjoys.
 
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Marian said:
Because it's an Italian word and that's how it's actually pronounced, why did you have to make me defend phil .
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detractorzer0 said:
It's an italian word and that's how it's actually pronounced.
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ct05 said:
Forza is an Italian word, pronounced "fort-za".

So, DSP is trying his polish best to be an authentic Italian.

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Thanks for the clarification. I think it says a lot about DSP that I felt safer assuming he was pronouncing it in some weird way rather than that being the actual pronunciation.

What can I say, he's too authentic and Italian for my ugly-American-ass.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Everything Phil does just screams "slapped together."

But again it's all his dipshit paypig/whales fault for not holding him accountable.

They could easily refuse to "tip" him until he put in work, but they won't because they don't value their money(funny enough like Phil).
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The paypigs are stupid for putting up with Phil and/or not making him dance more, but make no mistake, the pigroach can only be worked so much before he throws a tantrum and says "Fuck you, I'm the one who gets what he wants, not you!"

Phil's self-centered nature will always be more powerful than his greed or his self-preservation instincts. You can bend him slightly, get him to play dress-up so detractors mock him, but try to go any further and he snaps. Every time. There is simply no universe in which the tards work their power over Phil to a significant extent, because he is defined by his inability to set aside his selfishness or ego.

There's a reason he spends more energy trying to have his cake and eat it too (being lazy and still getting his gacha money every day) than he does into making his streams better.
 
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We doing SUB MILESTONE now?

Gimme your fucking 💰 !

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sentrandeti said:
This most the games he plays no one wants to watch not even his paypigs like lost judgement but he keeps playing them anyway
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He only keeps playing them since he has one whale throwing money at it. It doesnt matter what the game is as long as he has atleast one whale giving enough money to reach the tip goals each stream he will continue to play it
 
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NursezillaX said:
Dave is so delusional. "Spread the word! Tell people, 'Hey, did you know that DSP is back on YT as a full time streamer and that he has comments on his videos enabled again??'"

Who in the fuck does he think anyone would tell this to? I'm gonna talk to my fucking family about DSP?
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We'll probably never know, but I'd wager most of his sub "growth" from the time he got dumped by Twitch are trolls who need to be subbed to comment in streams.
 
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Forbidden Math said:
Thanks for the clarification. I think it says a lot about DSP that I felt safer assuming he was pronouncing it in some weird way rather than that being the actual pronunciation.

What can I say, he's too authentic and Italian for my ugly-American-ass.
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i love how he makes being a TRUE AUTHENTIC EYE-TALIAN such a big part of his identity when he's not and he's really just a fat polish sausage
 
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NursezillaX said:
Dave is so delusional. "Spread the word! Tell people, 'Hey, did you know that DSP is back on YT as a full time streamer and that he has comments on his videos enabled again??'"

Who in the fuck does he think anyone would tell this to? I'm gonna talk to my fucking family about DSP?
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What do you mean?
I can't wait for Christmas to give everyone I know the gift of knowledge that DarksydePhil, that DarksydePhil that used to be someone ten years ago and is now one of the biggest internet jokes, is back to streaming and begging for money on YouTube with comments enabled! Comments that he himself has to approve, but whatever mate fuck you yeah? If they forgot about him I'll tell them "Right cocker, don't worry it's like it used to be! He's still begging for money and wants everyone to support his lavish lifestyle that he refuses to change" so you've missed fuck all. I'll also give them a fiver so they can become members and help him out, because of course you can't support just by watching. You have to pay to support him, so I might even add a few pennies to my little gift so they can superchat him stupid stuff he can and will ignore.
 
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