🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 25 48.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 6 11.5%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 21 40.4%
  • Total voters
    52
verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
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so according to the gunt unfollowing someone = snaking. his twitter numbers are really all he has left i think at this point if he loses his twitter he’ll kill himself
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also bragging about his 800 viewers. ralph should be honest and post his real numbers not including viewbots and extra chrome tabs
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he’s also so desperate for a win that he has to post a screenshot of an email he got sent by a fan that definitely wasn’t from an alt account
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Lmao "battling" someone = tweeting at people.

How is sending a Tweet while on holiday like an extra achievement, oh that's right because Ralph doesn't work so he doesn't realise people have more time to tweet while they are off from work

To be fair, I think fighting Augie with his noodle arms would take as much exertion as tweeting.
 
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Insanely Retarded said:
You're right, that "lol" at the beginning is awfully suspicious. Besides what is this supposed to prove other than he is incapable of not sperging even when he's supposed to be "on vacation".
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He would never hide the mail address if it was real. Especially after he leaked augieRFagC's number.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
This is high school girl behavior. Ethan Ralph is so fragile and afraid of being alone that he begged Faith to stay and needed a backup bitch to get over her. Someone send him some testosterone supplements.

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Not only begged, he suicide baited her. That's some high school teenager tier bullshit right there. Only the most pathetic, limped dick of men would threaten this to an 18yr old girl so she wouldn't leave him.

I mean, what kind of weak, sorry excuse for a man are you? I'm starting to think Sandra died of shame.
 
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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
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so according to the gunt unfollowing someone = snaking. his twitter numbers are really all he has left i think at this point if he loses his twitter he’ll kill himself
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also bragging about his 800 viewers. ralph should be honest and post his real numbers not including viewbots and extra chrome tabs
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he’s also so desperate for a win that he has to post a screenshot of an email he got sent by a fan that definitely wasn’t from an alt account
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Lol your fans are already doxed pig you just know we'd sus out all your socks 8f you showed the address lol
Sea Hag Henderson said:
Yes, Ralph, thank God that May came along and saved your nearly 40-year old ass from the big, scary 19-year old girl. Real alpha shit there, buddy.
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Lmfao the guy saying fuck reality amd that spousal abuse is based is expecting people to tale his fat ass being beat seriously? You'd deserve it anyway ralph just like I'm sure Ronnie best your ass for being such a shifty piglet back then too
 
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The loli-loving horse woman saved a fat middle aged man from the depressed teenager he groomed, impregnated, released revenge porn on and tried to bully into a sexual threesome.

Lifetime should do a movie about Ralph’s teen trauma survival to raise awareness for other middle aged men who might be victimized by teenage girls.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
The loli-loving horse woman saved a fat middle aged man from the depressed teenager he groomed, impregnated, released revenge porn on and tried to bully into a sexual threesome.

Lifetime should do a movie about Ralph’s teen trauma survival to raise awareness for other middle aged men who might be victimized by teenage girls.
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What was I, a 35 year old man, supposed to do? Walk way with no consequences?
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan, determined to end up in a California jail cell, is seething about Faith again:

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He's also lying about the point at which May entered the equation in the very same thread he calls Faith a liar.
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Ah yes Ralph, the teenager who was living in your house was the abooseive one, that’s why when you found May you tried to keep her in a degenerate polyamorous relationship, just like Christ would of wanted!
 
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Didn't he spend a lot of time talking about how great Faith was because she was younger than the girlfriend he'd had between Nora and Faith (Adrienne? My timeline isn't perfectly clear). And then that girlfriend said he talked on and on about Nora.

He's not capable of just being happy with a woman. He can experience happiness only through expressing anger at previous exes. It's very weird and it's very weird that Pantsu is fine with it. Most people wouldn't want their fiance going on and on about an ex.
 
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
Didn't he spend a lot of time talking about how great Faith was because she was younger than the girlfriend he'd had between Nora and Faith (Adrienne? My timeline isn't perfectly clear). And then that girlfriend said he talked on and on about Nora.

He's not capable of just being happy with a woman. He can experience happiness only through expressing anger at previous exes. It's very weird and it's very weird that Pantsu is fine with it. Most people wouldn't want their fiance going on and on about an ex.
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Well given Pantsu for years went out with DigiPedo, someone who not only looks utterly disgusting, but openly stated his dream was to have a sister he could live out his incest child rape fantasies with.
 
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Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) said:
. It's very weird and it's very weird that Pantsu is fine with it. Most people wouldn't want their fiance going on and on about an ex.
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This right here, and not only that, she engages in the same bizarre public spazzing at the teen mom who rejected both of them.
Add in the thing with paying Norah to act like they’re best mates, and Ralph’s paranoia about his public image (lol) i can see why some might think May is being paid.
Have we seen any legit pregnant pics of her?
 
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Watch out PPP! Ralph, some OnlyFans thot and a fake lawyer are going to hit you with SEVERAL FELONIES:
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Is he suggesting Josh or Vickers are paying for this:
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Best friend Vito has your back buddy:
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