Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Walk into packie store because I want Bitburger
Get carded by troon cashier.
Leave store with Bitburger.

Dramatic, I know.

 

[starborn427614]

Walk into packie store because I want Bitburger
Get carded by troon cashier.
Leave store with Bitburger.

Dramatic, I know.

I'm opening a GoFundMe for your cause as we speak. Hold on, you WILL make it through this #ThoughtsandPrayers

 

[Xenomorph]

I was working at a bank and was in this training program for some new shit we were doing, anyway I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train when I saw it. There was a gaggle of office chicks waiting there in office garb and towering above them was this six foot three troon with the most tragic blonde curly wig Ive ever seen. It looked like something you would buy on wish. Anyway, we get on the bus and it's pretty packed and the troon was forced to stand. Well this dainty troon wear what I would describe as an 80's "power suit" only he didnt need shoulder pads. High heels that made his size 13's look like size 20. And the worst makeup think Dee Synder at the office.
In the worst falsetto voice asks this big honking burly man to "give up his seat for a lady" to which the burly man responds "if you see one let me know"
The troon then made disgusted ugh's the whole way to the train while most people snickered at how ridiculous it looked.

 

[Pinky Piedo the Tard]

The first troon I ever encountered in the wild was a dude with a 5'oclock shadow and a Marylin Monroe wig as a grocery store cashier with the name tag "Jennifer"

 

[Xenomorph]

The first troon I ever encountered in the wild was a dude with a 5'oclock shadow and a Marylin Monroe wig as a grocery store cashier with the name tag "Jennifer"

I love how these troons just make a mockery of a whole ass gender.
They wanna be treated and looked on as women but do the bare minimum to put even the slightest bit of effort in their appearance.
Imagine being lazy about this gender you so wanna be a part of lmao

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Alright I got a million stories because going to conventions for as long as I have and then working in film and entertainment means they're literally everywhere. Everywhere. I'm gonna handpick some of my favorite stories and share them as the thread progresses.

So. I'll start out with a noteworthy one. At a convention I was attending, one of my friends at the time struck up a conversation with a friend who introduced us all to her partner. Normal enough looking guy, I guess. Nothing really struck me as odd about him at first until he pulled out his phone and started telling everyone in detail about his sex life and how he's a girl at heart and would transition but his professional life doesn't let him, blah blah blah. Absolute fucking nutter. Like, he was the forty something year old dressing up in Lolita fashion with the male pattern baldness and like....worst makeup choices possible. Just yikes. He was so proud of it though and felt inclined to show everyone who he truly was.

Anyway, cosplay contest happens and this absolute specimen has spoken to the show runners about proposing during the cosplay contest. These two also weren't the only ones so dude goes up on stage in front of a significant crowd, they're now engaged. Woo, good for them right?? Wrong.

Some time passes and all of a sudden my friend who I was with who knows the lady he proposed to blows up my phone with messages. He tells me to go online and check facebook, because I had mentioned to him as we were leaving the convention that something seemed really off about the whole situation.

Mr Troon Incognito has killed himself.
Anyway, at that time nobody knew the whole story but it didn't take long for it to break.
Dude had diddled his teen daughter from his first relationship and she outed him and his deviance and he offed himself before they could draw up an arrest warrant.

 

[440088]

I wish I had a horror story to tell. But the only troon I knew IRL was a co-worker. And she (...he...) worked at the company for 6 months. Then some really buff dude (like legit 6 pack abs) started dating her. His entire family was super wealthy. Not like middle class wealthy. Like owns a bunch of houses all over the world wealthy. They dated for like 2 months and then she quit her job. It was a pretty small company, so we all got to know each other fairly well. The last time I talked to her (like a year ago) she was living in Seattle in a big ass house. He completely supported her. She had just bought a new car. And they were engaged.
What the actual fuck, right?
I don't know what kind of fucking magic she did on that dude to make him be so crazy in love with some bum ass tranny. But that's the only story I have of knowing a tranny IRL.
And honestly, she wasn't even that passing. And she told me she still had her dick (lmfao)

 

[MysticLord]

My husband and I got stranded in Portland because trains are stupid. While waiting for a shuttle bus outside the train station, this skinny guy in a pink dress sauntered past us. I got a bad vibe immediately. His hair was feminine, but I looked and thought: "is that a guy?" Sure enough, he pulled his mask off briefly as he walked past us (not sure why) and it was clearly a dude. He walked with that girly mimicry gait that most women don't even do.

My husband has that obnoxious Trump mask, the one of Trump rising out of the sea on a tank with fireworks and an eagle carrying a gun -- y'know, you've seen it somewhere. At this point, it was hanging off of his ear. The tranny was walking, then all of a sudden, he turned around and stared directly at me.

Oh no, I thought, this guy's mad. He's going to confront us.

He ceased heading down the way and walked to us. I didn't want to get into some bitter discourse with an AGP. I was tired. But he walked up to us in his heels and spoke in a soft, gay voice. "Excuse me," he said as he pulled out a wallet thing and gestured it toward us, "would you like a Tarot reading?"

I was stunned. Granted, it could've been much worse. It was technically a friendly interaction. We declined. Maybe I should've ministered to him or whatever, but it didn't even cross my mind. Out of all the places, Portland Oregon is exactly where I'd expect that kind of situation to occur.

TL;DR: a pink-clad tranny offered a Tarot reading to my mate and I, unprompted.

I had a rough looking young woman offer me her butt, a place in her van, and some meth, but I declined as I'm not a junkie. A tarot reading is the least of your worries.

 

[Toluene Blood]

I once went to a cafe and my table's server was a troon, probably in his 30s. The mask did him a lot of favours face-wise but couldn't stand up to his braless tube tits, obvious falsetto, male height, and boxy frame. All the other employees were dressed in the cafe's t-shirt and black pants uniform, but nooooo he just had to wear a set of cheapo cat ears and a tail like a broke teen at an anime convention, except all day every day AT WORK.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Back where I used to live I saw two in one day. The first one was at a Barnes and Noble I was killing time at. The troon was there with another guy and they were playing with cards at a table. I don't know what was going on exactly and didn't want to be caught staring at "it." It was some fat and bald misshapen blob in a pink outfit. It looked eerily like this Ren & Stimpy character and I say this without any exaggeration.

Imagine this thing in a pink outfit and it would be a 1-1 match. Nothing really of note happened, it seemed like it was part of special ed or something but this was in July so I don't know what was going on and I think it knew I was trying not to stare at it in horror.

Later that day, I had to take the bus back home and there was an old troon there at the bus stop. 50 something year-old guy with a big fucking belly, ugly blue dress that made him look like the kid who ate the blue candy in Willy Wonka, and a 5 O'clock shadow. This dude was just hanging out at the bus stop, another woman said something congratulating him, I think because he's making an asshole of himself in public? I don't know? Luckily it didn't take the bus I needed.

I lived in a very conservative neck of the woods and I was shocked to see two ugly as fuck non-passing troons in one day.

 

[The Cunting Death]

I was working at a bank and was in this training program for some new shit we were doing, anyway I was waiting for the bus to take me to the train when I saw it. There was a gaggle of office chicks waiting there in office garb and towering above them was this six foot three troon with the most tragic blonde curly wig Ive ever seen. It looked like something you would buy on wish. Anyway, we get on the bus and it's pretty packed and the troon was forced to stand. Well this dainty troon wear what I would describe as an 80's "power suit" only he didnt need shoulder pads. High heels that made his size 13's look like size 20. And the worst makeup think Dee Synder at the office.
In the worst falsetto voice asks this big honking burly man to "give up his seat for a lady" to which the burly man responds "if you see one let me know"
The troon then made disgusted ugh's the whole way to the train while most people snickered at how ridiculous it looked.

We talking prime Dee Snyder, present day Snyder, or Strangeland Snyder?

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

This is like some kind of support group, damn
Feel bad for y'all, I was lucky to never have met a troon IRL
My heart goes out to everyone who wasn't as fortunate <3

 

[soggy london]

An ex friend is now a “gay” FTM tranny that posts their Grindr interactions all over their socials. Wanna guess their interests in high school?

Yaoi.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Going to Golden Corral is always a mistake.

fun fact: CWC liked going to Golden Corral.

(so there's a chance it's not that great)

 

[T0oCoolFool]

I was standing in line and this emo girl (Guessing age 12-15) is talking with her mom. I don't really think anything of it, until I see her wearing a "he/him" badge.

This kid looked NOTHING like a boy. She looked like a very typical emo/scene girl, wearing an oversized band hoodie, racoon eyeliner, dyed pink hair, converse shoes, etc. The most "masculine" thing she had was that her hair on the shorter side, but even then, it was a typical female short cut. There is no way anyone would have looked at this kid and said "that's a boy".

I feel so bad for this generation.

 

[Ozul]

There was a troon that I saw 3-4 times in the town I used to live in. It would come to the store I worked at and browse the women's underwear section frequently, and also try to chat up all the other female shoppers who looks horrified but would rather pretend to be polite than be accused of being transphobic by a 6'4 insane looking man in a dress. I would also see it walking by himself in a park I used to go to, which always seemed creepy because the way it/he was walking, it seemed like he/it was looking for something or someone.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

And honestly, she wasn't even that passing. And she told me she still had her dick (lmfao)

The dick is essential, "her" partner being gay and all.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Fuck, I was wrong about Costco. I just remembered that there's an old boomer troon working at the customer service counter that I've just made a subconscious habit to avoid for at least a year. Fat MTF granny-tranny in his 60s or really rough 50s, complete with a poor attempt at blue hair that turns it that weird turquoise color.

At least I can't remember seeing any at the hardware stores. Yet.

 

[Raiken]

A few years back I went with a few friends to the Phileppines for diving. The locals called them lady boys and I had never seen one before, so it was quite a supprise to see none during the day there where none wile at night the beach bars where SWARMING with them.
The first night I was out drinking and a chubby chinese girl was rubbing up to me but I was not in the mood so I Shrugged her off. Bad idea. I think they thought I was not into real girls so they started flirting with me. One of them was a massive guy and i swear I think he was one of the fishermen I saw during the day. Must have been the most awkward night i ever spend on a trip.

 

[Clovis]

Skinny, bald, old geezer who wonders around my local supermarket looking like a skinny, bald, old geezer from the waist up - and to be honest from the waist down too - but wearing a sensible knee-length pencil skirt and ballet pumps.