DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[JamFlowMan]

Leave it to Phil to stay on top of the hot trends and start a podcast in 2021. Really though it's just like Feasting with the King is absolutely nothing like Dsp Tries It. Prestreams are nothing like The Prestream Podcast because the name is different. He just renames the same old shit and expects praise and money in return. Works alot of the time too because he doesn't care if it's legit praise/pay or ironic he just needs fuel for the delusions.

 

[DZoomer]

I can't wait until RTU hits one million subs. Phil won't be happy about it.

Meh, he'll just say "See how the majority of people love stupid drama? But we are different, we don't like drama, you guys are an amazing community of chill, positive fun... No, SuperSnowIcedKevin, I do not care about what that empty-headed mouth-drooling idiot said about me, and you're an asshole for bringing it up, so get banned and lick my shit!".

 

[hundredthousand]

Nothing like a podcast so we can get all the hot insight and revolutionary takes from a 40 year old who leaves his house once a week, never speaks to another soul other than his wife and parents, has no interests or hobbies, and has no connections in the gaming world.

 

[Iron Father]

Hmmm, I think I'll save this screenshot for later, uh, reasons....

I'm sure there are those who feel the same way.

Remember when DSP said he was like Job from the Bible?

"I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will tip on the stream."

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Nothing like a podcast so we can get all the hot insight and revolutionary takes from a 40 year old who leaves his house once a week, never speaks to another soul other than his wife and parents, has no interests or hobbies, and has no connections in the gaming world.

Unironically Phil's podcast reaches the top 25 in podcasts under the humor category

 

[uncritically]

who in their entire life, has ever said "im a good clotter!"? BTW, this is the horrible wound... It seems to me all that alcohol is thinning out his blood, to bleed from that tiny of a scratch lol

 

[Dona Morte]

Too small.
Can't see shit.
Activate clown mode.

 

[Elescondido]

It's a little late but the fact he thinks the presteam has meaning may be one of the saddest things i've heard from him.
He is so desesperate for validation, specially since his plan to take back the narrative on twitter clearly didnt work

 

[DZoomer]

Do we have data on how the amount that Phil gets in tips varies throughout the month? I think we've all noticed that the support gets low at the end of the month, and then explodes once a new month starts. Which is good evidence that Phil's whales consider Phil as an expense and decide not to tip after they've already sent X amount of money, which makes them even more pathetic. Imagine budgeting for Phil.

 

[actually]

Do we have data on how the amount that Phil gets in tips varies throughout the month? I think we've all noticed that the support gets low at the end of the month, and then explodes once a new month starts. Which is good evidence that Phil's whales consider Phil as an expense and decide not to tip after they've already sent X amount of money, which makes them even more pathetic. Imagine budgeting for Phil.

@Piece of Peace's spreadsheet has the daily amounts, although I don't know if there's any graphical version. You can find a link to that in the Savings and Loan OP.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

This is why the dumpling is seething:

Funnily enough the twitch leaks proved that she makes less than Phil

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

Ackdolph Pigler is playing Forza tonight, and as everyone knows it's currently a buyer's market for cars. Great time to play Forza if you're interested in getting a new car like some of his whales are.

One thing that the disgusting Pigroach does that annoys the fuck out of me, is saying "on demand." He just used this phrase to describe what Super-Thanks are on YouTube. Dude, it's a superchat for when you're offline. On Demand just makes me think of using Comcast cable back in 2007. #SaltyNight #AckdolphPigler

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Funnily enough the twitch leaks proved that she makes less than Phil

Where did you get that from? She received like 1 million between August 2019 and now.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Where did you get that from? She received like 1 million between August 2019 and now.

Maybe I was thinking of a different twitch thot like alinity then.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of night stream status:

Total tip: $40

Top tip: Jovan ($20)

Phil absolutely can't drive

But he sure can beg hard

"Guys we are so close to the tier 2 membership goal! There are so many perks to be member such as....ugh....oh shit I hit the tree again.....ugh....anyways a lot of perks so let's hit it today, look at how many of you guys in chat not have membership crown!"

"Also, we are about to finish and we are not even at tier 1 tip goal yet, we could do better right? Top contributor can pick a car for me next stream, how cool is that?"

"Top tip is Jovan's 20 dollars but it is very beatable if anyone wants to step it up, otherwise let me know what car you choose Jovan, it has to be a car that I already owned though, okay?"

 

[NursezillaX]

Leave it to Phil to stay on top of the hot trends and start a podcast in 2021. Really though it's just like Feasting with the King is absolutely nothing like Dsp Tries It. Prestreams are nothing like The Prestream Podcast because the name is different. He just renames the same old shit and expects praise and money in return. Works alot of the time too because he doesn't care if it's legit praise/pay or ironic he just needs fuel for the delusions.

He always makes the laziest possible effort with the expectation that it will have a massive return and it's amazing that he has not realized what a losing strategy that is. Okay, so he comes up with this great new idea to rebrand his rambling prestreams as a podcast in an attempt to make it sound like there's something of value or import being said as opposed to the exact same ranting and begging he does literally every day. Fair enough.

Someone in his chat responds, let's assume they are being sincere, to this massive shakeup saying, 'Yeah, great idea, but it needs a name!'

Phil's response? 'What are you talking about, that's the name, the 'Prestream Podcast.'

A shitty, nothing idea that he can't even be fucked to come up with some kind of a distinct and rebranded name for. It's just perfectly epitomizes how little work, effort, or even thought he's willing to do, Then, when his business hasn't magically skyrocketed a week later, he'll be using this as another example of how he listens to feedback and he shakes things up instead of just playing it safe, so he just doesn't understand why 'tips and memberships haven't increased, guys, I don't know what else I can do!', aka, the same shit he's already started doing with his Daily Wrap show.

Edited to remove an unrelated quote.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

For the racing game, here's an incredibly easy way to get money, with no begging and makes for at least some entertaining gameplay: tip $1 and I'll do a race of your choice with a car of your choice. I'll try to win even with the silliest choices.

Absolutely zero begging, and it engages the chat. Wow, maybe I should be a streamer.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

For the racing game, here's an incredibly easy way to get money, with no begging and makes for at least some entertaining gameplay: tip $1 and I'll do a race of your choice with a car of your choice. I'll try to win even with the silliest choices.

Absolutely zero begging, and it engages the chat. Wow, maybe I should be a streamer.

That would require him to give a shit and actually put in effort.

Instead he should just remind his audience every 5 minutes that he allows them to tip if they want to.

Edit: I like the idea though!

 

[Fragarach]

For the racing game, here's an incredibly easy way to get money, with no begging and makes for at least some entertaining gameplay: tip $1 and I'll do a race of your choice with a car of your choice. I'll try to win even with the silliest choices.

Absolutely zero begging, and it engages the chat. Wow, maybe I should be a streamer.

Up that to $50 and he might consider it. $1? What do you take Phil Burnell for, a beggar?

 

[Lady Adjani]

For the racing game, here's an incredibly easy way to get money, with no begging and makes for at least some entertaining gameplay: tip $1 and I'll do a race of your choice with a car of your choice. I'll try to win even with the silliest choices.

Absolutely zero begging, and it engages the chat. Wow, maybe I should be a streamer.

Or you could just belch and fart directly into the microphone and people still give you money.