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[Dom Cruise]

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And the cats and the cradles and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon...

Son when you coming home I said I don't know when, but we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then...

 

[SITHRAK!]

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You have a chance to spend an evening with one of them with video games, pizza and beer (or beverage of your choice). Who do you choose?

The crying bride. Guaranteed anal.

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[TexOffender]

 

[Mister Qwerty]

 

[Ruin]

 

[0 0]

 

[XANA]

 

[Butcher Pete]

Relevant. If only I had Photoshop skills, I’d turn the camel into a kiwi.

 

[Wraith]

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR APPROACHES

 

[Creep3r]

Relevant. If only I had Photoshop skills, I’d turn the camel into a kiwi.

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There's a lot of transparent pics of kiwi birds on google if that helps.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

 

[Wisseau]

 

[zero-who]

 

[Creep3r]

Spoiler

Don't worry, its not a mutant. Just a jacana and his babies who like to hide underneath the bushy feathers of the father for safety.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[RichardMongler]

 

[Liber Pater]

Just another day on Reddit. I can't tell if this is satire anymore.

No more evil wrongthink!!!!

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>2035
>own nothing
>barely passed re-integration & spared de-servicing after the great reset
>assigned job at community bloc cafeteria
>wake up in freezing pod feeling groggy from monthly booster shot
>heating reduced due to ongoing climate emergency
>put on standard citizen garments & cafeteria uniform
>head to cafeteria & consume bug bar, soicaf before another 12 hour shift
>mess up a few orders
>couple boomers leave negative ratings
>social credit score dips again
>will never get better assignment at this rate
>leave cafeteria exhausted and disheartened
>ask minder implant AI for ways to boost social credit score
>it suggests volunteering for the global health services medical surrogacy program
>despite availability of anti-aging therapies, elders still often need new organs
>would gestate engineered embryos to grow various organs in batches
>reluctantly agree
>given rare morning off work for wellness center appointment
>printed neouterus & several embryos implanted in abdominal cavity
>supplements bundled in rations
>belly gradually swells as months pass
>people begin to stare and joke
>somewhat stretchy citizen garments become increasingly tight
>endure rubs & pats from insistent podmates
>teasing only worsens when navel pops out
>getting awfully sore durring long shifts
>crick back after giving boomer his wormdog combo
>"what's the matter? too many livers in the oven?" he quips with a smug grin
>"at least some of you lazy millennials finally made yourselves useful!" he says, proudly patting over his heart
>grimace & smile, nodding along for fear of more negative ratings
>getting fed up with medical surrogacy
>recieve notification from minder AI
>organ extraction has been delayed again
>two more weeks..

Mfw the Fauci impreg fanfiction becomes reality.

 

[irunintowalls]

i needed to write some thing here

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Just another day on Reddit. I can't tell if this is satire anymore.
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Mfw the Fauci impreg fanfiction becomes reality.

Like dead baby jokes, but with an applause sign.