TGWTG Tony Goldmark / "Some Jerk with A Camera" - Some Jerk with a Trust Fund

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I just wanna go and update that the last time he made one of his Scripted reviews were he goes to a theme park was over 5 years ago . Now all he does is some podcast thing I don’t even want to touch with a ten foot pole so whatever . It’s funny how I never realized that probably one of the most fat and greasy balding looking fuckers in Channel awesome was the one who did videos in plain daylight in front of a load of people XD
 
I just wanna go and update that the last time he made one of his Scripted reviews were he goes to a theme park was over 5 years ago . Now all he does is some podcast thing I don’t even want to touch with a ten foot pole so whatever . It’s funny how I never realized that probably one of the most fat and greasy balding looking fuckers in Channel awesome was the one who did videos in plain daylight in front of a load of people XD
Yeah former CA are failed critics
 
Defunctland: Makes a feature length video about the Disneyland Fastpass, talks about the history, discusses how it makes good business sense, also discusses how the actual process rewards the autistic, hires someone to show how it works on a bonafide industrial simulator, brings in the subject of class warfare in a relevant and interesting way, actually manages to put a fucking twist in a YouTube documentary, goes into great detail about the psychology of consumerism and consumers, makes it dead interesting

Tony: Doesn't.
 
Defunctland: Makes a feature length video about the Disneyland Fastpass, talks about the history, discusses how it makes good business sense, also discusses how the actual process rewards the autistic, hires someone to show how it works on a bonafide industrial simulator, brings in the subject of class warfare in a relevant and interesting way, actually manages to put a fucking twist in a YouTube documentary, goes into great detail about the psychology of consumerism and consumers, makes it dead interesting

Tony: Doesn't.
Chad defunctland vs virgin tony
 
Chad defunctland vs virgin tony

DefunctLand, Offhand Disneyland, Justin Scarred/Randomland, Adam the Woo...all of them make far better and more informative content than Skidmark, and they do it without being obnoxiously foul-mouthed and fake. Not only that, but you can tell that they genuinely are passionate about what they do and are thrilled to be doing it. They are also truly grateful for their audiences. They are a complete contrast to Skidmark who always seemed to feel so put-upon to be making his park review videos, like it was such a chore to be going to family fun parks and ride rides or was upset that there were other people in HIS park, and seemed to hate his audience because it wasn't as large as he believed he was entitled to.
 
They are a complete contrast to Skidmark who always seemed to feel so put-upon to be making his park review videos, like it was such a chore to be going to family fun parks and ride rides or was upset that there were other people in HIS park, and seemed to hate his audience because it wasn't as large as he believed he was entitled to.
And of course he doesn't understand that his shitty, entitled attitude is exactly why he has such a tiny and shrinking audience. Who wants to watch this greasy, disgusting, sex-offender looking creep acting like a dick at children's parks? He should stay out of them.
 
DefunctLand, Offhand Disneyland, Justin Scarred/Randomland, Adam the Woo...all of them make far better and more informative content than Skidmark, and they do it without being obnoxiously foul-mouthed and fake. Not only that, but you can tell that they genuinely are passionate about what they do and are thrilled to be doing it. They are also truly grateful for their audiences. They are a complete contrast to Skidmark who always seemed to feel so put-upon to be making his park review videos, like it was such a chore to be going to family fun parks and ride rides or was upset that there were other people in HIS park, and seemed to hate his audience because it wasn't as large as he believed he was entitled to.
He’s kind of a microcosm of Channel Awesome contributors. Someone who was able to carve out a following because there was a genuine novelty to what they were doing, and benefiting from the lack of better, competing options. And instead of observing the landscape and trying to improve their product, they instead decided to show on Twitter how their brain is melting while their audience moves onto better channels.
 
DefunctLand, Offhand Disneyland, Justin Scarred/Randomland, Adam the Woo...all of them make far better and more informative content than Skidmark, and they do it without being obnoxiously foul-mouthed and fake. Not only that, but you can tell that they genuinely are passionate about what they do and are thrilled to be doing it. They are also truly grateful for their audiences. They are a complete contrast to Skidmark who always seemed to feel so put-upon to be making his park review videos, like it was such a chore to be going to family fun parks and ride rides or was upset that there were other people in HIS park, and seemed to hate his audience because it wasn't as large as he believed he was entitled to.
They are leagues better
 
He’s kind of a microcosm of Channel Awesome contributors. Someone who was able to carve out a following because there was a genuine novelty to what they were doing, and benefiting from the lack of better, competing options. And instead of observing the landscape and trying to improve their product, they instead decided to show on Twitter how their brain is melting while their audience moves onto better channels.

It's amazing how Channel Autism has so many former contributors who all share some level of shitty Lefty politics, unwarranted self-importance, laziness, entitlement, arrested development, social media addiction, and ended up with imploding personal lives because they're all childish, dysfunctional clowns who have refused to adapt to their failure as internet critics like adults. Spoony, Nash, Granny Lupa, Marx Gunt, Skidmark...it's almost like everyone who failed to stay on at Channel Autism was cursed to a life of abject failure and an inability to function as grown-ass adults, with a few exceptions. And even those who were able to move on still haven't strayed too far from the markers I outlined above. Yet somehow Skidmark managed to be among the worst of them. I wonder what will happen to our greasy little Christ Killer when Mommy's trust fund dries up and all his paypigs move on to give their PatreonBux to more deserving creators? Maybe Tony always looks homeless because he's practicing for the day he actually becomes homeless?
 
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I think it started with Nostalgia Chick (Lindsay Ellis) and her Chez Apocalypse. Before that, I cant remember any of them been so political, even before Obama rule. Once Trump becomed president, everyone (from producers of Channel Awesome) and their moms lost their shit together, and over night becomed the left wings.
 
It's amazing how Channel Autism has so many former contributors who all share some level of shitty Lefty politics, unwarranted self-importance, laziness, entitlement, arrested development, social media addiction, and ended up with imploding personal lives because they're all childish, dysfunctional clowns who have refused to adapt to their failure as internet critics like adults. Spoony, Nash, Granny Lupa, Marx Gunt, Skidmark...it's almost like everyone who failed to stay on at Channel Autism was cursed to a life of abject failure and an inability to function as grown-ass adults, with a few exceptions. And even those who were able to move on still haven't strayed too far from the markers I outlined above. Yet somehow Skidmark managed to be among the worst of them. I wonder what will happen to our greasy little Christ Killer when Mommy's trust fund dries up and all his paypigs move on to give their PatreonBux to more deserving creators? Maybe Tony always looks homeless because he's practicing for the day he actually becomes homeless?
Lets be real, Spoony is more a tragic thing. The dude could have kept making videos an raking in good numbers/cash, but instead he allowed fo Twitter to fuck his brain and refused getting needed help to fix his mental issues.
 
Spoony is probably a liberal, that got influenced by his ex, lost his shit, started self loathing when she left and blamed the Trump for his failure. Dont think he is left wing, as much as I think he need someone to blame, but himself.
 
It's amazing how Channel Autism has so many former contributors who all share some level of shitty Lefty politics, unwarranted self-importance, laziness, entitlement, arrested development, social media addiction, and ended up with imploding personal lives because they're all childish, dysfunctional clowns who have refused to adapt to their failure as internet critics like adults. Spoony, Nash, Granny Lupa, Marx Gunt, Skidmark...it's almost like everyone who failed to stay on at Channel Autism was cursed to a life of abject failure and an inability to function as grown-ass adults, with a few exceptions. And even those who were able to move on still haven't strayed too far from the markers I outlined above. Yet somehow Skidmark managed to be among the worst of them. I wonder what will happen to our greasy little Christ Killer when Mommy's trust fund dries up and all his paypigs move on to give their PatreonBux to more deserving creators? Maybe Tony always looks homeless because he's practicing for the day he actually becomes homeless?
They are among the damned at least with Brad he stayed on he is doing good.
 
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