US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Constellationzero]

Boomers who share (likely misattributed or just false) quotes from Carlin like he was this gutsy pro-American dude have never, ever listened to his shit up through and including the years prior to his death. In the 60's his stuff was alright but around the 1980s he just turned into "Angry old man yells at cloud."

Also pretty sure he'd either turn out to be a male feminist or a frothing at the mouth pro-vax Brandon voter.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Boomers who share (likely misattributed or just false) quotes from Carlin like he was this gutsy pro-American dude have never, ever listened to his shit up through and including the years prior to his death. In the 60's his stuff was alright but around the 1980s he just turned into "Angry old man yells at cloud."

I've said this multiple times but Carlin, if alive today, would fall under two scenarios:

1. He'd be like Bill Maher, "Team Blue No Matter What" but off the reservation on just enough to make the lunatic left hate him because he would not like the direction the left has gone and would call them out, but still be of the mind that the right/conservatives are the real monsters and that (unlike Maher) Carlin would be saying the quiet part loud that the left needs to stop trying to flash boil the frog and go back to slowly boiling said frog to bring about their socialist utopia

2. Completely broken and sold out, purely to keep his lucrative HBO contract and movie roles which paid his bills while he toured the country doing comedy inbetween specials.

Carlin was anti-establishment and said some things in his final interviews that were pretty prescient. I don't feel like looking it up right now, but he wasn't a toady.

In related news, you may think that Louie CK is a born cuck liberal or whatever, but I caught his most recent set a little bit ago, and there were jokes about crossing state lines and pot shots about how he thinks black women are ugly and look like monkeys. There are some people who really really hate being told what they can and can't say and if you try it, then you're their enemy.

Louis CK was always a disingenuous hypocritical little cunt who was willing, if not EAGER to play the role of the sensitive soy boy cuck liberal progressive to get a TV show, awards galore, movie roles, and be treated like he was a Golden God of Comedy of his generation. A super phony type who you could tell, probably told racist and homophobic/transphobic type jokes and other anti-woke shit in private when surrounded by similar like minded frauds who helped push and promote the woke anti-life garbage in TV and movies and in the comedy clubs purely to get ahead and make money/gain power.

And for a period of time, he WAS the Golden God of comedy for this generation. He's fallen from grace, but at the height of his fame the smug, fake little fuck was treated as the second coming of Jesus and his equally overrated show Louis treated like it was the Sopranos of comedy.

The only reason Louis CK is now telling off-color jokes and shit, is that it's the only way he can make money. He knows he will never be allowed back into the Hollywood A-List nor given a TV show ever again, let alone a TV/streaming comedy special. The only gimmick he has left is the bitter fraud who now does anti-woke shit because he figures enough people will pay to see him rant and rave about the blue hairs, minorities, and femi-nazis who killed his career that he can still live comfortably while touring. He exploited wokeness to become a huge celebrity and now he's exploiting anti-wokeness to make money because of a cynical calculation of people watching him melt down about going from the penthouse to the outhouse and wanting to stick it to people who are still seething that they failed to drive Louis CK to suicide.

He's worth that much? Seriously? Why? How?

Howard made a TON of money at his peak on terrestrial radio, due to syndication of his radio show across the country in major big city markets. This on top of the OBSCENE amount of money he got to move to satellite radio, his various book deals, various TV and PPV projects, and movie deal adapting Private Parts.

 

[pwnest injun]

Howard also got (((very good financial advice))).

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Howard made a TON of money at his peak on terrestrial radio, due to syndication of his radio show across the country in major big city markets. This on top of the OBSCENE amount of money he got to move to satellite radio, his various book deals, various TV and PPV projects, and movie deal adapting Private Parts.

It says a lot about him that he has "fuck you money" but sucks up harder to the woke establishment than many others who aren't in his position. Then again, I suppose it shouldn't be that surprising. He's always been a smut-peddling degenerate, and the pendulum that swung in his direction is looking mighty slow these days.

 

[Garm]

Carlin would probably be pro vax because "It's killing people" short circuits liberals brains and leaves them unable to reason. It isn't a flaw in one man but rather a flaw in the human condition where fear and paranoia would overcome everything else.

As for everything else... He would probably hate being told what to say more than actually agreeing with leftists. He seemed the kind of leftist that would consider being shushed at a holiday dinner to be fascism of the highest order.

So a quasi-leftist contrarian that would agree in principle to the the things the left wants but would never figure out that all the bad stuff comes packaged with it.

 

[Absolutego]

It says a lot about him that he has "fuck you money" but sucks up harder to the woke establishment than many others who aren't in his position. Then again, I suppose it shouldn't be that surprising. He's always been a smut-peddling degenerate, and the pendulum that swung in his direction is looking mighty slow these days.

It's the current celebrity meta and Stern is desperate for relevance. He shills woke politics for the same reason that he perennially whines about Joe Rogan.

 

[Titos]

To be fair the government failed the war on drugs, I doubt they'd win the trade war on drugs.

I want the war on drugs to be rebooted according to this tweets vision. If a populist candidate ran based on only this idea I would get behind them.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Carlin was a huge lefty though, I fear he would go all in.

exactly how do people not realize this? he literally said white people have no souls back in the 90s. the 90s version of kiwifarms called him out for being a faggot.

I'm disappointed. We probably would have gotten some good laughs as soon as he opened his mouth in the debates.

I listened to his new book on a long drive recently and he is a complete retard. Worse, he's a retard who thinks he's actually really smart and insightful.

it would have brought the country together, honestly i bet someone basically told him he'd be blacklisted if he did it. i highly doubt his views are in any way different from the Dem's so he would have been a spoiler effect. i can't think of a single conservative value he actually has, at least trump announced a pretty right wing list of issues when he announced he was running. Matt doesn't have a conservative bone in his body.

George Carlin's comedy would have been beaten with the same cancel culture stick we've seen in years before and people like to think that he would have been stubborn enough to stand up to them and, while not actually be a conservative, end up on the same side of the cancel culture war as themselves. I hold the same optimistic opinions of Christopher Hitchens. We could derail this thread so hard talking about this, but I will say if Christopher Hitchens was alive and he had swung the way of sanity, he would have been at his peak in all this shit. Heck, there are a few notable liberals condemning it to this day despite not labeling themselves conservatives (see joe rogan). It's very wishful thinking and it's very possible it would have gone the other way with them towing the line like everyone else, but you can't fault people for thinking the best of the deceased.

I'll leave it at that.

while thats true when the options are "go the way of dawkins" or keep being famous its obvious which road most of these guys will take when given the opportunity. case in point how almost no political or non-political comedian made jokes that were pro-rittenhouse in the last month. i'd have to believe that at best he'd go the way of Bill Maher, where he does the typical anti-trump bits but then spends the rest of it bashing the left. Hitchens would probably end up like JK Rowling or other uk commenters, basically faded into the sunset because they refuse to go to the right but the left don't want them. Although chances are both of them would have followed Stern, back in 2008 Stern was just as based and redpilled as those guys.

Boomers who share (likely misattributed or just false) quotes from Carlin like he was this gutsy pro-American dude have never, ever listened to his shit up through and including the years prior to his death. In the 60's his stuff was alright but around the 1980s he just turned into "Angry old man yells at cloud."

he had a mental breakdown because Rick Morranis mocked him on SCTV and called him a hack to his face, imagine the man who's the living sterotype of a nerd big dicking you.

The battle lines of the culture war have shifted so much that the positions of even 15 years ago don’t cleanly map to those of Current Year. The Christian Right is defeated and irrelevant. Censorship is now overwhelmingly the domain of the Left who now controls the media, and the Left of today isn’t the Left of the 1990s and 2000s. The terms of the culture war have changed so fast that it’s created living fossils such as Dawkins. Forget about trying to guess where Carlin would be today, his death year of 2008 is practically an eon ago.

while you and i know that, the left still pretends its 2004 and so do normies, look at The Boys. That entire "appeal to christians" bullshit arc in that, and other media like John Oliver or reddit who keep bringing up events from before they were fucking born to prove "actually its the right that does that"

Carlin was anti-establishment and said some things in his final interviews that were pretty prescient. I don't feel like looking it up right now, but he wasn't a toady.

In related news, you may think that Louie CK is a born cuck liberal or whatever, but I caught his most recent set a little bit ago, and there were jokes about crossing state lines and pot shots about how he thinks black women are ugly and look like monkeys. There are some people who really really hate being told what they can and can't say and if you try it, then you're their enemy.

CK is only doing that material now because he was canceled years back and beyond that the leaked set where he mocked the parkland kids destroyed the rest of his credibility. if you look at the stand up special that leaked set was based on the material bloggers were most horrified by wasn't in it, it was just bad bits he tried out and never used. its a male version of how kate upton's career basically ended when the fappening showed us her goods

How many wagies get paid biweekly? It's a broader net than you think.

i swear its been the norm since like forever, outside of companies that near-openly rely on drug addicts (like fast food or warehouses) i can't think of a single place that has weekly pay. maybe some Ma&Pa shop that does it out of tradition. but i'd say 70% of places do biweekly pay.

I want the war on drugs to be rebooted according to this tweets vision. If a populist candidate ran based on only this idea I would get behind them.
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so do we tell him?

this is what i hate about these newb conservatives. they believe everything the left fucking fed them up until they got redpilled and dont go back and question any of it. Look back it was 90% hardcore drugdealers getting taken down and a handful of people who's possession was what they got charged with because the state loves reducing sentences. the state is like progressive, it gives discounts to everyone for every reason, no one serves their full sentence or for what they've been originally charged for.

Beyond that the "street-level pot dealer" myth is because you'd have some thug rob a place, get in a fight with the cops, go on a high speed chase, and then after all that it gets reduced to drug possession because he pled out.

And Another Thing..... when you look at the stats most drug dealers in prison are the ones caught with over a kilo, hell you can't even fit a quarter pound of weed in a backpack and thats about a years worth of supply for most people. So even that would only be something the guy selling to the streel level dealer would have on them, and like i said its not 1994 after the blacks almost pulled a Shoah on the jews. roughly .1% of people are in prison for drugs, hell i guaranttee you more people are in prison for fucking their own mothers than are in prison for "possession"

Yet every retard still believes this liberal myth despite knowing they're full of shit on 1000 other ones.

 

[Corn Flakes]

@Kramer on the phone Huzzah for the quote bug again.

roughly .1% of people are in prison for drugs, hell i guaranttee you more people are in prison for fucking their own mothers than are in prison for "possession"

Most of those are in prison for "possession" after pleading down the more serious charges they were arrested for, too.

So it's less "oh, this kid had a joint on him" and more "this guy got busted stealing cars and they also found a dime bag in his pocket".

 

[Titos]

@Kramer on the phone
Reply bug again. I've known plenty of people who did a year or more in prison for possession or the more idiotic "possession with intent" while they weren't committing any other crime. And that was in Commiefornia. The retarded myth leftists believe is that nigs are given harsher sentences for possession than non-nigs, completely ignoring that most nigs are giving those harsher sentences because they got caught possessing while committing some other crime. I don't 100% agree with everything in that tweet, hell I think people who deal Heroin, Meth, Crack, etc should be rotting in prison. People who deal Weed should get a fine, and people who deal shrooms should get a slap on the wrist and told "No, BAD MYCOLOGIST!".

My point is most people wouldn't have a problem with the war on drugs if it was actually about destroying the manufacturing networks, corporations, and cartels that get people addicted to shit like Opiates or kill people with Fentanyl.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

@Kramer on the phone
Reply bug again. I've known plenty of people who did a year or more in prison for possession or the more idiotic "possession with intent"

My point is most people wouldn't have a problem with the war on drugs if it was actually about destroying the manufacturing networks, corporations, and cartels that get people addicted to shit like Opiates or kill people with Fentanyl.

there's a minimum to get the with intent and let's just say the street value is worth more than the tugboat usually,

Also as i explained in my comment, the war on drugs was mostly bout destroying the manufacturing networks, corporations, and cartels that get people addicted to shit like Opiates or kill people with Fentanyl. Its the faggots in the media that led people astray about what it really meant. i mean how does a retard in this thread not realize that? you comment about the media and their lies but somehow the war on drugs was the only thing they were 100% honest on.

What else are they telling the full truth about? the Wisconsin SUV accident? Kyle Rittenhouse? Covid?

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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I take offense to this.

People actually buy Nickelback albums.

 

[Titos]

there's a minimum to get the with intent and let's just say the street value is worth more than the tugboat usually,

Also as i explained in my comment, the war on drugs was mostly bout destroying the manufacturing networks, corporations, and cartels that get people addicted to shit like Opiates or kill people with Fentanyl. Its the faggots in the media that led people astray about what it really meant. i mean how does a retard in this thread not realize that? you comment about the media and their lies but somehow the war on drugs was the only thing they were 100% honest on.

What else are they telling the full truth about? the Wisconsin SUV accident? Kyle Rittenhouse? Covid?

I don't trust the media is truthful on anything, even if they are saying the sky is blue I always assume they are lying. If it was aimed at destroying the manufaturing networks they were pretty fucking terrible at it. There used to be a house in my neighborhood in commiefornia which was the most obvious meth lab you could have ever seen and tons of people reported it, nothing got done. But they sure did love arresting the same meth heads over and over again.

 

[trent]

He's worth that much? Seriously? Why? How?

Sirius gave him a huge contract to sign with them back when they were in competition with XM. They built him his own private studio in their New York studios and he has his own entrance to the building and separate security.

He must have been doing alright because the contract rolled-over at some stage and they paid him even more again to stop him from leaving.

 

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Twitter giving up on hiding the civil war?

The plan? Try and put Harris in SCOTUS to free up the VP slot in 2024.

With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering…

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Hey @Gehenna, what's your take on "Lets put the woman known for illegally jailing black people for free slave labor on the SCOTUS" going over?

 

[trent]

Cue the "everyone is a racist for not automatically loving Kamala" thinkpieces.

 

[soy_king]

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The plan? Try and put Harris in SCOTUS to free up the VP slot in 2024.

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With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering…

archived 28 Nov 2021 15:16:35 UTC

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Hey @Gehenna, what's your take on "Lets put the woman known for illegally jailing black people for free slave labor on the SCOTUS" going over?

she is entirely unqualified for the position, and no moderate would ever accept it, Democrat or Republican

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Also as i explained in my comment, the war on drugs was mostly bout destroying the manufacturing networks, corporations, and cartels that get people addicted to shit like Opiates or kill people with Fentanyl. Its the faggots in the media that led people astray about what it really meant.

idk Pfizer and Perdue are still around and riding high.

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The plan? Try and put Harris in SCOTUS to free up the VP slot in 2024.

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With Kamala Harris looking unelectable, the Democrats are considering…

archived 28 Nov 2021 15:16:35 UTC

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Hey @Gehenna, what's your take on "Lets put the woman known for illegally jailing black people for free slave labor on the SCOTUS" going over?

why they want this bitch so bad

 

[MG-34]

Cue the "everyone is a racist for not automatically loving Kamala" thinkpieces.

I have my "Yes" memes at the ready.

why they want this bitch so bad

Because she is a nigger woman and a nigger woman is a sacred idol to these curs.

 

[Corn Flakes]

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Hey @Gehenna, what's your take on "Lets put the woman known for illegally jailing black people for free slave labor on the SCOTUS" going over?

Wait, is that a legal move? I thought that in order to be a Supreme Court judge you had to be a judge to begin with. Wasn't Kamala a district attorney instead?