Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I hope they get an urn made to look like a pie.

 

[break these cuffs]

A quick look at Legacy.com doesn't show an obituary for him, so there may not have been an actual funeral.

It's not like a funeral home is required to publish an obituary. Creditors are on the lookout for probate court filings, which there haven't been yet unless he left Lee's Summit. I should check surrounding counties. It wouldn't surprise me if Momtax chose not to announce it and only invited a few friends and family. It also wouldn't surprise me if she didn't and just had her and Dadtax spent some time with the casket/urn at the home after the deed was done and before he was interred.

 

[Dafuqisdis?]

It's not like a funeral home is required to publish an obituary. Creditors are on the lookout for probate court filings, which there haven't been yet unless he left Lee's Summit. I should check surrounding counties. It wouldn't surprise me if Momtax chose not to announce it and only invited a few friends and family. It also wouldn't surprise me if she didn't and just had her and Dadtax spent some time with the casket/urn at the home after the deed was done and before he was interred.

You'd figure they'd have a funeral for the sake of the kids if nothing else.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

You'd figure they'd have a funeral for the sake of the kids if nothing else.

I'm pretty sure Momtax doesn't give a flying fuck about the kids.

 

[smackpops]

i would bet they just had him creamated no sense in dropping another pile of cash on him for a funeral/casket/plot. Probably gave the kids one of those lil urns with some ashes in it.

 

[repentance]

I think I remember fishmech being posted about on SS as being one of SA's lowest effort beaded-lady surrounded by fast-food trash troon-outs, am I remembering that name right?

Yep.

 

[Mola Ram]

i would bet they just had him creamated no sense in dropping another pile of cash on him for a funeral/casket/plot. Probably gave the kids one of those lil urns with some ashes in it.

Or they just let the county dump his carcass in the local public burying ground with the other bums and burnouts.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Maybe they don't want to hold a funeral because they know it would 100% be gate crashed by a squad of goons in dresses, who will throw dilators at the coffin and aids needles at the attendees.

 

[Throwing Romans]

It's not like a funeral home is required to publish an obituary. Creditors are on the lookout for probate court filings, which there haven't been yet unless he left Lee's Summit. I should check surrounding counties. It wouldn't surprise me if Momtax chose not to announce it and only invited a few friends and family. It also wouldn't surprise me if she didn't and just had her and Dadtax spent some time with the casket/urn at the home after the deed was done and before he was interred.

MO CaseNet will show it regardless of County as long as you select all courts when searching. No filing as of yet. It'd normally be a few months before you'd see it opened though.

Or they just let the county dump his carcass in the local public burying ground with the other bums and burnouts.

Not gonna happen. Highly doubt momtax would refuse the body. It's not common at all for them to go unclaimed. Just for giggles, here's where you'd check - and nada there.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Or they just let the county dump his carcass in the local public burying ground with the other bums and burnouts.

Not that he would belong there to begin with.

 

[Ghostse]

i would bet they just had him creamated no sense in dropping another pile of cash on him for a funeral/casket/plot. Probably gave the kids one of those lil urns with some ashes in it.

Sometimes you just need to know when to cut your losses

 

[Realistic Elephant]

Did his carcass get planted yet?

 

[Autistic Joe]

I hope they get an urn made to look like a pie.

Or boxed wine, with the ashes stuffed into the foil pouch.

 

[AnOminous]

Did his carcass get planted yet?

They probably cremated him and then chucked the dust in a hotel ashtray.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

They probably cremated him and then chucked the dust in a hotel ashtray

I'd prefer a toilet

 

[AnOminous]

I'd prefer a toilet

He's already clogged enough toilets with his opioid shits.

 

[Mendicant]

who is the next of kin? raffle off the cremated remains imo
ashes to ashes, de dust to de dust.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Gaming Garbage Patreon is currently showing as under review. I expect that's the first step towards it being closed.

Richard is no longer Online and Feelin Fine.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

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Richard is no longer Online and Feelin Fine.

Offline and decomposing in quicklime.

 

[Mendicant]

asinine and broken spine