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Edit - November 14th, 2016.
CHU'S WIFE FILED FOR DIVORCE LOL
Original OP
Once upon a time, a very nerdy Asian man became a big fan of Jeopardy!. Unfortunately, said nerdy Asian mad was born with the complete inability to inquire upon fields of knowledge. But that dweeb never let such a thing get him down, and in response to his handicap, he figured out he could compensate by acting like an FPS camper upon Alex Trebek's game board. He'd deliberately play to tie to keep weak opponents on the show for the next week. He hopped around the board looking for the Daily Double even when he had no idea how to answer the question, once betting five dollars just so he could answer "I don't know", or the "I'm taking my ball and going home" approach as some might call it. He made really annoying noises with his constant fast buzzing, and in a move no one could have foreseen, he acted like a complete sped on social media:
Hours upon hours of unwatchable TV later, the dweeb walked away with a pretty decent chuck of change, and nobody would ever have to see him again until his obligatory "weird uncle" visit for his Family's Thanksgiving.
But Young Foureyes had tasted the sweet flavors of fame and drama, and honed in on it like a child hones in on the paint of a Chinese-made action figure. On that day, the dork made a vow to never again be ignored like he was until he bought his first hooker. He became a columnist on Salon and The Daily Beast. He enlisted in the front lines on the side of Social Justice in the Great Gamergate War. He became a grandmaster of the ancient Far-East Art of Mindkill, where the only way to be "rational" is to be "irrational". He launched attacks on a cancer victim, victims of religious fascism, and sent a bomb threat* to a convention of his political enemies. And, apparently misplacing his hundreds of thousands in winnings in a the stack of empty tissue boxes in his basement, took to Kickstarter to crowd fund a documentary about himself.
* Allegedly. Sue me now, motherfucker.
Some among you might doubt that such a person can exist, but the man I speak of is no fairy tale. Ladies and gentleman: I present to you the man. . . the myth. . . the legend. . . Arthur Chu. . . .
Updates will come when they may. In the meantime, here's a few more links to help you get started:
The Man Himself
His Website.
His Twitter.
His Google Plus.
His MySpace.
His (archived) LiveJournal.
His (archived) Flickr.
His "ArthurVoiceOver" Facebook -- Page 1 and Page 2 -- Courtesy of @oddish.
His Movie
The Website for his movie.
The Failed Kickstarter for his movie.
The Facebook page for his movie.
The Twitter page for his movie.
Third Party Links
His Vanilla Wiki page.
His ED page.
His Fail Fannon page.
The Ralph Retort series chronicling his adventures.
Blogs
His Salon blog.
His The Daily Beast blog.
His Thought Catalogue blog.
His TechCrunch blog.
His The Huffington Post blog.
His Blogspot blog.
His Slate blog (fuck, I actually like this site most of the time. They actually have a tech blogger who knows what he's talking about and isn't a cunt).
CHU'S WIFE FILED FOR DIVORCE LOL
Original OP
Once upon a time, a very nerdy Asian man became a big fan of Jeopardy!. Unfortunately, said nerdy Asian mad was born with the complete inability to inquire upon fields of knowledge. But that dweeb never let such a thing get him down, and in response to his handicap, he figured out he could compensate by acting like an FPS camper upon Alex Trebek's game board. He'd deliberately play to tie to keep weak opponents on the show for the next week. He hopped around the board looking for the Daily Double even when he had no idea how to answer the question, once betting five dollars just so he could answer "I don't know", or the "I'm taking my ball and going home" approach as some might call it. He made really annoying noises with his constant fast buzzing, and in a move no one could have foreseen, he acted like a complete sped on social media:
Hours upon hours of unwatchable TV later, the dweeb walked away with a pretty decent chuck of change, and nobody would ever have to see him again until his obligatory "weird uncle" visit for his Family's Thanksgiving.
But Young Foureyes had tasted the sweet flavors of fame and drama, and honed in on it like a child hones in on the paint of a Chinese-made action figure. On that day, the dork made a vow to never again be ignored like he was until he bought his first hooker. He became a columnist on Salon and The Daily Beast. He enlisted in the front lines on the side of Social Justice in the Great Gamergate War. He became a grandmaster of the ancient Far-East Art of Mindkill, where the only way to be "rational" is to be "irrational". He launched attacks on a cancer victim, victims of religious fascism, and sent a bomb threat* to a convention of his political enemies. And, apparently misplacing his hundreds of thousands in winnings in a the stack of empty tissue boxes in his basement, took to Kickstarter to crowd fund a documentary about himself.
* Allegedly. Sue me now, motherfucker.
Some among you might doubt that such a person can exist, but the man I speak of is no fairy tale. Ladies and gentleman: I present to you the man. . . the myth. . . the legend. . . Arthur Chu. . . .
Updates will come when they may. In the meantime, here's a few more links to help you get started:
The Man Himself
His Website.
His Twitter.
His Google Plus.
His MySpace.
His (archived) LiveJournal.
His (archived) Flickr.
His "ArthurVoiceOver" Facebook -- Page 1 and Page 2 -- Courtesy of @oddish.
His Movie
The Website for his movie.
The Failed Kickstarter for his movie.
The Facebook page for his movie.
The Twitter page for his movie.
Third Party Links
His Vanilla Wiki page.
His ED page.
His Fail Fannon page.
The Ralph Retort series chronicling his adventures.
Blogs
His Salon blog.
His The Daily Beast blog.
His Thought Catalogue blog.
His TechCrunch blog.
His The Huffington Post blog.
His Blogspot blog.
His Slate blog (fuck, I actually like this site most of the time. They actually have a tech blogger who knows what he's talking about and isn't a cunt).
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