Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Stepping Down, Report Says

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[Sithis]

Odds they end up putting in a troon?

 

[CatParty]

Good for him. Make your money and retire

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Good for him. Make your money and retire

And then get v& for aggressively tolerating CP on your publisher platform.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

As kiwis, we can only hope his successor shows such dedication to providing a platform for lolcows and drama.

Fare thee well, weird hippy guy. You provided the Farms with milk aplenty over the years.

 

[m1ddl3m4rch]

Good for him. Make your money and retire

For anyone else, sure. Dorsey is evil. I especially enjoyed watching him dodge questions and lie to senators in his Congressional hearings. He didn't seem to care about censoring political dissent or allowing bullies on his platform so long as they had the right views. I hope he lives a long life in poverty and ignominy.

 

[Plunkie]

Twitter probably about to become even worse.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

From what I understand Twitter isn’t his most profitable venture.

 

[GarthVader]

Now he can go off and have his coffee colonics in peace.

 

[GHTD]

I wonder if he's going to focus more on Square considering Cash App has taken the fuck off in the last few years.

 

[Margo Martindale]

From what I understand Twitter isn’t his most profitable venture.

Nope, not at all, and investors are expecting the company to double its revenue in 2 years.

I dont see how the hell thats gonna happen. I hope it follows in Tumblrs footsteps and fades into obscurity over time. Most likely scenario is being bought by facebook or some other company in the future

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Can we get a poll on who's gonna replace Jack?

Woman
"Woman"
Woman of color
(((Woman)))
They/Them Genderblob
Pajeet

 

[Plunkie]

Can we get a poll on who's gonna replace Jack?

Woman
"Woman"
Woman of color
(((Woman)))
They/Them Genderblob
Pajeet

It's Pajeet

Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as new CEO

Twitter confirms that CEO Jack Dorsey will step down as CEO effective immediately; CTO Parag Agrawal named CEO and member of Twitter's board.

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Twitter superpower 2020

 

[jje100010001]

Can we get a poll on who's gonna replace Jack?

Woman
"Woman"
Woman of color
(((Woman)))
They/Them Genderblob
Pajeet

Female pajeet, fulfills all criteria.

 

[draggs]

Can we get a poll on who's gonna replace Jack?

Woman
"Woman"
Woman of color
(((Woman)))
They/Them Genderblob
Pajeet

It's a pajeet

Parag Agrawal

One fascist being replaced by a fascist streetshitter. Now that's progressive

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/crabcrawler1/status/1465348331442421760

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1465347002426867720

 

[thx1138]

Hahaha criticism that he wasn't censorious enough. Now that you're stepping down, Jack, have you considered the advantages of suck-starting a pistol? Just a suggestion!

 

[beet644]

Odds they end up putting in a troon?

99.9 percent

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

He should step down from a precipice into an active volcano.

 

[Chen Stirner]

It's Pajeet

Twitter CTO Parag Agrawal will replace Jack Dorsey as new CEO

Twitter confirms that CEO Jack Dorsey will step down as CEO effective immediately; CTO Parag Agrawal named CEO and member of Twitter's board.

insiderpaper.com

Twitter superpower 2020

Well that's disappointing. I was hoping they would put in a troon to accelerate the site's collapse.