That emoji seems way too excited to have a hernia surgery. He should realize that any surgery has a chance for complications and wish to avoid them.
Following in his father's footsteps huh. Tweeting about how much you love your wife instead of actually proving it by becoming a better provider and husband.
let's see
God: Hey Jack, it’s your buddy God. Look, I’m a little concerned about your lifestyle and diet and how you’re not paying attention to the whole “your body is a temple of God” thing. I’m going to have to send another health problem your way to hopefully get your attention. It’s nothing personal, I just want you to get yourself together so that you’ll be around for your family for a long time.
Jack says the "Holy Spirit" is the only person who can judge him. I'm reasonably certain Jack couldn't tell the difference between the Holy Spirit's prodding and his gut rumbling.
How did this fat fuck give himself a hernia? He barely even moves. The only hernia I can imagine him getting is a hiatal hernia from ramming giant horse cock sized sausages down his throat.
Considering what a deformed manlet he is, his pelvic floor is liable to blow out under all the mass in his midsection. Add on to that the asymmetric strain of his stroke injuries, lots of things that were never naturally selected for in the human body.
I've had my OXO angled measuring cups for over 10 years and still use them whenever I cook. But they make silly useless shit too, like the avocado slicer, that Jack has reviewed in the past.
For some reason Jack gravitates towards a few specific bitmoji variants. Whether or not it's because he's trying to nettle haters by being a loud asshole, or just he likes the ones that makes them look like a loud asshole, the stupid megaphone and douchy praying pose are his favorites.
Well yeah. It worked for daddy as far as he can tell. Ignore how Tammy seems to be one bad day away from killing him. Ignore how the murderchurch and his whole family sees him as Fredo, or the idiot son who should've been locked in a home. Ignore all of these.
Jack has more surgeries in a year than most people have in a lifetime, and all of his are avoidable. Having quarterly surgery because of obesity-related health complications is just totally normal to him - he doesn't even flinch. It's astonishing how nothing will make him change his behaivor."Obesity is a risk factor for developing a hernia because it increases the strain and pressure on the abdominal muscles, therefore making them weaker and more prone to a hernia. As time passes the hernia can grow larger and become dangerous in certain circumstances."
Leaning keto y'all. Leaning keto.
"diabetes, strokes, kidney stones, gallstones? pshhh.....been there done that AND i'll keep eating whatever i want"
You can do whatever you want when Jesus is on your side . Jesus takes the wheel and the colon cancer he’s getting from being a fat piece of shit.
Sure, Jack, sure, he did a prayer with you. Sure, Jack, sure.
A shit ton of doctors aren’t religious so I’m calling shit on it. Most likely Jack was crying and asked for the physician to pray for him and the doc said “okay…” and did a quick Hail Mary or some shit. He doesn’t care about your religion Jack, he just care about the math so that you won’t wake up/die from the anesthesia
Are you kidding? They love him and his repeat business. He's paying for their kid's college.
Probably because he’s a racist piece of shit. Also he probably thinks it’s in the Middle East and therefore wants his pastor to napalm these places.
