DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

Last week he said that he never plays games off-stream unless his roommate needs him to complete a level that she can't.

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It's worse than I imagined

Using the wall from the Blue Oyster Club is a nice touch.
And I thought the childrens entertainer wasn't a 'reaction streamer'. That's all this is.

So this ''Podcast'' is Phil talking about his schedule and humble bragging to his own wife that he has an Xbox and she cant get one

Never change Phil...

It's just the same shit he spews during his stream.

 

[Coomfucius]

Since Phil is declaring his shitty prestream a podcast, I’m gonna go ahead and declare that all my posts here are now graphic novels and I’m an esteemed author.

I’m gonna go one step further and declare that the entirety of Kiwifarms is the Rosetta Stone.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

After my SMT break it's disappointing to see Phil not suffering a stroke live on stream but instead I witnessed a lean-to-the-side into a type-a-tip-by-a-retard combo. I almost forgot how ugly he is.

And he calls his begging hour/pre bathroom break "prestream podcast" now. At least we still have infinite amounts of Islamic kahntent.

I watched some clips and he seemed quite happy. Did his parents die?

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[DarkScrubPhil]

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It's worse than I imagined

That looks like something a nine year old would do on his first time streaming. Not a thirty nine year old with thirteen years of experience.

Phil, go to fivr.com and hire a professional. This is making me cringe.

 

[DZoomer]

Why does Phil avoid playing with his wheelchairs so much? I don't think it's fear of being trolled. I honestly think he's just ashamed of having retarded children as his fanbase. It destroys his "I'm a mature adult" persona.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Why does Phil avoid playing with his wheelchairs so much? I don't think it's fear of being trolled. I honestly think he's just ashamed of having retarded children as his fanbase. It destroys his "I'm a mature adult" persona.

You should watch his Apex Legends streams from last year, that will show you that your hypothesis is 100% correct. He is so embarrassed by his sperg fans.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Very positive inaugural podcast!

My favourite moment was when a chatter said that Phil had misspelled the top tipper's name. Phil then proceeds to blame his keyboard and use it as an excuse to talk about how old it is and how old his mouse and his clothes also are for 4 minutes straight! This is truly amazing khantent!

My second favourite moment was when he straight-up lied that "we" haven't hit the hat goal in several days now.

This was him during Saturday's second stream:

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

You should watch his Apex Legends streams from last year, that will show you that your hypothesis is 100% correct. He is so embarrassed by his sperg fans.

That and the very slight chance that there will be a repeat of the kekon and Brian stream, that highlighted just how boring a streamer Dave is even to the wheelchairs.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Another case of organic growth.

 

[actually]

That text on the side looks horrible

First graphics on his stream that I can believe Phil made himself.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

After my SMT break it's disappointing to see Phil not suffering a stroke live on stream but instead I witnessed a lean-to-the-side into a type-a-tip-by-a-retard combo. I almost forgot how ugly he is.

And he calls his begging hour/pre bathroom break "prestream podcast" now. At least we still have infinite amounts of Islamic kahntent.

I watched some clips and he seemed quite happy. Did his parents die?
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Comb over, wart, Frank's Sign and a rapidly developing 'gin blossom'. Khet you lucky girl.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

DSP thinks you can't hack a console

Console pleb blames PCs for everything.

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Big Ups to @Forbidden Math for this entertainment

Also funny how he doesn't even know that many old CoD games are simply dead and realistically unplayable now due to hacking especially for consoles, it was fun at the time but getting into a good lobby on MW2 on the Xbox One is so goddamn rare and even then I joined a hacked lobby to get full Prestige and everything unlocked, the grind isn't fun when that happens...

But the best by far was WaW Zombies in a Hacked Lobby, good ol days of just not giving a single fuck, shame again they aren't playable and probably dead servers...

 

[DZoomer]

This was him during Saturday's second stream:

Dood, Saturday was TWO DAYS AGO!! Two is by definition multiple, since it's more than one, so it has, indeed, been multiple days since he has hit the tips goal!

DarkSemanticsPhil strikes again and DEBUNKS detractors with FACTS and SNORTS!

 

[daBonehead]

Why does Phil avoid playing with his wheelchairs so much? I don't think it's fear of being trolled. I honestly think he's just ashamed of having retarded children as his fanbase. It destroys his "I'm a mature adult" persona.

I think it's that and also he just fears any interaction he doesn't have complete power over like he does with his chat. Whenever he played Apex Legends with Kekon and ToptierBrian he didn't talk much and those two had to carry the streams, he looked so uncomfortable and awkward trying to interact with them. During those streams he also played with a fan named Luther Kujo who had some mental disability and DSP was very visibly uncomfortable by it.

Here's a video of Phil talking with a mentally disabled fan, Sidella, from 2014. Pretty funny that many years later Sidella would turn on Phil because he used autistic as an insult.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This will save the stream, font that looks like clipart from 1998 around the borders

It looks like a Grandads myspace account

The html website I had to program for computer class in my first year of secondary school looked as archaic as this.

 

[actually]

Whenever he played Apex Legends with Kekon and ToptierBrian he didn't talk much and those two had to carry the streams, he looked so uncomfortable and awkward trying to interact with them. During those streams he also played with a fan named Luther Kujo who had some mental disability and DSP was very visibly uncomfortable by it.

He was uncomfortable b/c his chat very clearly preferred both Kekon and Brian to Phil because they both actually had fun, shot the shit, and weren't total pricks. Phil's gin-addled brain couldn't even conceive of how to roll with that, so he just sat there like a lump, only occasionally joining in and calling out tips and shit (without bothering to mute or anything, of course). LutherKujo had the nuts to come over here, make an account, and post. Something Phil has yet to do.

 

[Pargon]

I think it's that and also he just fears any interaction he doesn't have complete power over like he does with his chat. Whenever he played Apex Legends with Kekon and ToptierBrian he didn't talk much and those two had to carry the streams, he looked so uncomfortable and awkward trying to interact with them. During those streams he also played with a fan named Luther Kujo who had some mental disability and DSP was very visibly uncomfortable by it.

Here's a video of Phil talking with a mentally disabled fan, Sidella, from 2014. Pretty funny that many years later Sidella would turn on Phil because he used autistic as an insult.

Yeah, Phil has no idea how to interact with people on equal footing when they can respond back to him right away. Look how he reacted to the teasing from The Guy streak or when Pandalee was on streak with him. All he can do is try and talk over them. He has no social skills or awareness whatsoever. He’s more awkward than any NEET could ever be. He’s only capable of interaction when he’s the only voice in the room and he can kick anyone he wants at any time.

This is also why I imagine him as incredibly withdrawn and weird in public, and why I think he’s petrified of someone who knows of his online persona seeing and interacting with him in real life.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I think it's that and also he just fears any interaction he doesn't have complete power over like he does with his chat. Whenever he played Apex Legends with Kekon and ToptierBrian he didn't talk much and those two had to carry the streams, he looked so uncomfortable and awkward trying to interact with them. During those streams he also played with a fan named Luther Kujo who had some mental disability and DSP was very visibly uncomfortable by it.

Here's a video of Phil talking with a mentally disabled fan, Sidella, from 2014. Pretty funny that many years later Sidella would turn on Phil because he used autistic as an insult.

I don't even think that type of control-freak behavior is that uncommon with streamers.
The autistic rocking is through the roof with this clip, was actually trying to find it recently, thanks.
I didn't know that about Sidella but it's funny he'd leave the pigpen for that even though he himself had no issue calling Tevin shit like nigger and porch monkey.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP is fighting on a roof with some helicopters and his game is bugged, cant move. And everytime he reloads from checkpoint, cant move. So instead of going back to load a save file, he keep trying it although he still cant move. Genius this guy is, I tell you.

EDIT: He doesnt wanna redo that part so he wastes EVEN MORE time trying to beat the part without being able to move.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Man he is in a mood today kat must have burnt his bagel this morning