US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Gehenna said:
Lawsuits aren't the risk, it's finally crossing the line of the Publisher/Platform divide in such a way that even the Democrats can't quite ignore it. Dorsey toed a -fine- line where they technically could nail his balls to the wall, but there was just enough plausible deniability to mean the Democrats could hide behind it and pretend nothing was happening.

The new guy has almost explicitly said "to hell with that". Meaning Twitter is poised to become more of a political liability than a benefit.
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What happens when it does become a political liability? Worth noting btw, I believe the new guy takes control in the beginning of 2022 when Dorsey finishes his yearly term as CEO.
 
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jspit2.0 said:
Did everyone enjoy they're turkey sandwiches this Thanksgiving? Hopefully the bird didn't break anyones wallets.
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honestly bird was about the same, carrots a bit more expensive because I'm lazy and get baby carrots, butter cheaper by a buck a pound, cream about the same, potatoes about the same
mandatorylurk said:
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John Glenn confirmed for pedo?
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NOT THE ASS-KICKIN' ASTRONAUT!
Say it ain't so, John!
 
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Oxous said:
What happens when it does become a political liability? Worth noting btw, I believe the new guy takes control in the beginning of 2022 when Dorsey finishes his yearly term as CEO.
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They stop receiving boatloads of money. Right now they are -heavily- subsidized by other BigTech entities because Twitter acts as a central hub of info and headpats that is just enough of a benefit to be worth the cost.
 
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Even the propagandists are getting shitty at their jobs. The 'Great Resignation' has been hard on the Dem Party apparatus I bet.
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Leave it to neo-cons to say shit even tankies know is retarded.
 
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mandatorylurk said:
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XYZpdq said:
NOT THE ASS-KICKIN' ASTRONAUT!
Say it ain't so, John!
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Potatoherder said:
Mark Kelly seems like too much of a loser to be one but he in fact was an astronaut. I do hope it was him and not Glenn.
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Puff said:
Glenn can't be the only one. And would he be too old for the timeline?
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Got some bad news......
Archive, too
Although, there's this:
There's no evidence Glenn was involved in Epstein's alleged sex trafficking in his current case, or in the case where he pleaded guilty in 2008.
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So maybe Glenn's not a pedo?
 
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Realistic Elephant said:
Carlin was born 13 years too late...if he survived and saw COVID world, he'd lose his god damned mind
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Carlin was a huge faggot raised by a single mother. His comedy specials were sermons for people too dumb to realize he was an establishment cuck. He had some great lines, but the man fell behind whatever what was being pushed, Carlin and Maher were cut from the same cloth. They edgy rebels depending on who's in charge and then they go back to playing softball. Sam Hyde might be an unemployable faggot and insufferable, but his Jennifer Aniston talk was everything Gen Xers cream themselves about with Carlin and actually funny.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
Is it bad I don't know immediately who John Glenn is?
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sorta yeah
he was second man on the moon, the earliest guy on the moon who did interviews, and some nerd was following him around trolling him irl about not going to the moon until Aldrin (at this point a senator and generally old guy) just fucking punched him and it was hilarious
 
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XYZpdq said:
sorta yeah
he was second man on the moon, the earliest guy on the moon who did interviews, and some nerd was following him around trolling him irl about not going to the moon until Aldrin (at this point a senator and generally old guy) just fucking punched him and it was hilarious
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You, me, and everyone else in this thread have chimera'd Glenn and Aldrin into one person. Aldrin was the second on the moon and also the puncher. Glenn was the first American to orbit earth.
 
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Clockwork_PurBle said:
Is it bad I don't know immediately who John Glenn is?
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Third American astronaut to go to space, first to orbit the Earth.
He was one of the Mercury Seven, military test pilots selected in 1959 by NASA as the nation's first astronauts. On February 20, 1962, Glenn flew the Friendship 7 mission, becoming the first American to orbit the Earth, the third American and fifth person in history to be in space. He received the NASA Distinguished Service Medal in 1962, the Congressional Space Medal of Honor in 1978, was inducted into the U.S. Astronaut Hall of Fame in 1990, and received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2012.
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XYZpdq said:
so maybe he touched a few kids, but he punched that one nerd in the face!
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Puff said:
Maybe because he didn't really go to the moon. He was just on Lolita Island for a week. Earth is flat. Dreams shattered. Rockets are just balloons.
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Both of you are confusing him with Buzz Aldrin.
John Glenn never went to the moon.

GOD-DAMMIT @Puff!
 
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