DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He's claimed in the past that he wakes up early (around 8 a.m.) to start grocery shopping and getting all the other errands done. Of course, since this is Phil, you can never trust anything that comes out of his stroke mouth. He absolutely sleeps in until noon. Probably waits for the gin to wear off. Miserable sad sack of shit.

I think the only time he claimed he got up that early was when COVID happened and he needed to go shopping early to protect his family.

 

[Iron Father]

Remember the days when the "hint hint hint" meme still made sense?

Due to the way DSP gradually slips into new levels of low moral character, it's easy to forget that once upon a time the running meme was all his hint-hint-begging. Now it's just a never ending geyser of mask-off begging. Fucking insane.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Most streamers I watch will never ever be as blatant as phil is. They might create a goal or something but that is as far as it usually goes. Even the desperate streamers don't even beg as aggressively as phil.

 

[Ptolemy]

Remember the days when the "hint hint hint" meme still made sense?

Due to the way DSP gradually slips into new levels of low moral character, it's easy to forget that once upon a time the running meme was all his hint-hint-begging. Now it's just a never ending geyser of mask-off begging. Fucking insane.

I think because of his isolation he continues to slump deeper into more obvious begging because nobody in his real life can keep him in check over it. No more Infinite55s or Popsicolos to keep him honest.

The more the audience declines the more forthright he will be about begging, If you were to put in blatant begging terms on piggpigggo I'm sure there is a clear trend.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Remember the days when the "hint hint hint" meme still made sense?

Due to the way DSP gradually slips into new levels of low moral character, it's easy to forget that once upon a time the running meme was all his hint-hint-begging. Now it's just a never ending geyser of mask-off begging. Fucking insane.

Now "hint hint hint" is still a meme but means there is gameplay

Most streamers I watch will never ever be as blatant as phil is. They might create a goal or something but that is as far as it usually goes. Even the desperate streamers don't even beg as aggressively as phil.

From the 'Things you will never, ever see on a Phail stream' files:

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

I have a feeling the gold age of TIHYDP will come back with Elden Ring. Especially because Phil is only getting worse at gaming with age

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I have a feeling the gold age of TIHYDP will come back with Elden Ring.

only if the outsyder doesn't make it. i'm not watching a 14 hour long video.
LEARN TO EDIT YOUR SHIT DOWN, NIGGER

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

I have a feeling the gold age of TIHYDP will come back with Elden Ring. Especially because Phil is only getting worse at gaming with age

Not likely, he will look up a guide for it...read it off screen and then throw his body back and go "WOAHHHHHH DOOOOD" every time he encounters a "new" boss only to beat the boss on the second try.

Look at Hades for a good example...sure the game isn't the hardest rogue like, but the Pigroach already knew certain things before the game had explained them.

His Elden Ring playthrough is going to involve lots of stalling and off screen guides/grinding....he is going to cheese the game 100% and act smug while he is doing it!

 

[LieLieFyre]

I have a feeling the gold age of TIHYDP will come back with Elden Ring. Especially because Phil is only getting worse at gaming with age

Nah hes just gonna read day 1 guides (even if he has to buy one) and chat will do rest of the work.

 

[actually]

Not likely, he will look up a guide for it...read it off screen and then throw his body back and go "WOAHHHHHH DOOOOD" every time he encounters a "new" boss only to beat the boss on the second try.

Look at Hades for a good example...sure the game isn't the hardest rogue like, but the Pigroach already knew certain things before the game had explained them.

His Elden Ring playthrough is going to involve lots of stalling and off screen guides/grinding....he is going to cheese the game 100% and act smug while he is doing it!

Nah hes just gonna read day 1 guides (even if he has to buy one) and chat will do rest of the work.

I'll go even more specific. He'll play it day 1, but he'll do everything as slowly as possible. There will be a few fuckups in the tutorial area because Phil, but he'll delay long enough for guides to be posted and for his tards to get ahead of him. That's when the handholding will kick in along with his terrible acting. After that, it'll be him dying to trash mobs and pretending to be shocked by a 2nd phase of a boss fight while positioning himself exactly where he needs to be to beat it (see Kos, Orphan of).

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

TIHYDP is gone forever. Phil will never challenge himself in a game again. Only 2 years ago or so, he took pride in being a true gamer. Now, all illusions are gone, in many ways, including begging.

 

[Lazycunt]

Dsp talking about hacking while putting on the most fucking condescending voice like he has any fucking clue is fucking wildly ignorant I love it. Phill you faggot stop acting like a authority on things you have no clue about.
Rub your face more you cunt

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think the value in TIHYDP isn't necessarily DSP failing to do something in a game, but the salt that comes from his failure. We still get some entertaining rants, even if we don't have things like DSP failing to crouch jump because his wheelchairs/guides handhold him through everything.

 

[Butagokiburi]

Alright man, you got it. You get to see the guy eating for content once again this year

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

Alright man, you got it. You get to see the guy eating for content once again this year
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I gave you more of my money, Dear Leader!
Not a cult.

 

[Elescondido]

Is there confirmation those subs were real even if they were socks?
Cause i bet he would've just say fuck it and add fake subs

 

[BT9494]

Creating a second paid account to be able to watch a grown man eat has to be some sort of red line.

 

[Elescondido]

Watching him play halo is so boring. only 3 things happen
1)He kills someone cause he saw them first from behing or the sides
2)He kills someone cause he was getting support from one of his teamates
3)The enemy kills him cause he sucks at one on one if he doesnt have the advantage

And the usual dsp shtick , if he kills someone (no matter how) the other player is terrible but if he dies then is unfair , the enemy was using cheap tactics or the weapons are unbalanced .

He just said there's a patern that everytime he is the best player the team tends to lose .... sadly he has little self awareness of what that actually means

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Big ups to Josh Poem. When I saw this, my mind jumped to someone that needs that money! Only a dollar so far? Those wheelchairs need to step it up! Those jpegs, sorry, bills aren't going to pay themselves.

 

[Dona Morte]

I have made a Christmas card that Phil can send to guilt his parent out of MORE MONEY!