DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[actually]

Man he is in a mood today kat must have burnt his bagel this morning

Looks like he has about 21 reasons he's pissy, tbh.

 

[Coomfucius]

Man he is in a mood today kat must have burnt his bagel this morning

You’d be in a mood too if it was Cyborg Monday in WWE Champions and you were only given a mere pittance of $21 dollars.

 

[sentrandeti]

Since Phil is declaring his shitty prestream a podcast, I’m gonna go ahead and declare that all my posts here are now graphic novels and I’m an esteemed author.

By phils logic most peoples posts on here are graphic novels so your not wrong

Why does Phil avoid playing with his wheelchairs so much? I don't think it's fear of being trolled. I honestly think he's just ashamed of having retarded children as his fanbase. It destroys his "I'm a mature adult" persona.

Would you want to play games with the people who give phil money?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This is also why I imagine him as incredibly withdrawn and weird in public, and why I think he’s petrified of someone who knows of his online persona seeing and interacting with him in real life.

There should still be a convention video on his original channel (or perhaps it was on john rambo's channel) where he has a small band of fans chatting with him in the hall where you can see sweat on his forehead and he complains that he's exhausted and feigns a halfassed bout of narcolepsy in a chair so they'll leave him alone. All this long before earning his shut-in stripes. He must be ten times worse at this point. If he ever actually leaves the house on maidayawff as he claims.. I'm goutful.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

You’d be in a mood too if it was Cyborg Monday in WWE Champions and you were only given a mere pittance of $21 dollars.

He really needs those tips!

 

[Pargon]

There should still be a convention video on his original channel (or perhaps it was on john rambo's channel) where he has a small band of fans chatting with him in the hall where you can see sweat on his forehead and he complains that he's exhausted and feigns a halfassed bout of narcolepsy in a chair so they'll leave him alone. All this long before earning his shut-in stripes. He must be ten times worse at this point. If he ever actually leaves the house on maidayawff as he claims.. I'm goutful.

If it weren’t for the bank leaks I’d agree, but those same leaks also show that Phil goes to the same half-dozen places over and over again. He does not go to entertainment venues like concerts or movie theaters. He buys groceries and general merchandise at Fred Meyer, booze at Total Wine and eats at restaurants, and that’s it. He is not spending any amount of quality time with Kat during these outings, and he is not spending any significant amount of time around other people. He is not in any situation in which he may need to interact with a stranger in any capacity not involving the exchange of currency for goods or services. He does not go to the local library Saturday book sale or a park for a walk. His entire life revolves around “acquire money -> spend money -> repeat”.

I do believe Phil leaves his house, in short, but I believe it is only for the level of human interaction in which he still holds what he imagines to be power in the form of acting as the consumer.

 

[Organized Derailment]

He looks so ridiculous with the accessible gaming neckphones.

 

[Iron Hamster]

instead of going back to load a save file

A celebrity died..............they're lost.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Would you want to play games with the people who give phil money?

This is actually the more relevant point, the fact that Phil can only hold in his contempt for his fans for so long. He shreds them as it is, imagine if he had to hear them talk and do some co-op with them bumbling around, or, even worse, making him look bad by doing better than him?

There's a reason Phil doesn't include the chat when he posts his shit streams onto YouTube, and strategically pauses or prematurely ends the recording just before he's about to yell at them like a dad threatening to turn the car around and go straight home instead of the water park. He is ashamed of his audience, but he's even more afraid of how it's going to look when he plays games with them and doesn't manage to hit pause before ripping somebody a new one like the tard wrangler he is.

And, of course, can't have anybody wind up more entertaining than him. Not that that is likely considering his audience, but Phil isn't going to take the chance with anybody, regardless of their IQ. He's way too insecure and he knows it.

He is not in any situation in which he may need to interact with a stranger in any capacity not involving the exchange of currency for goods or services.

This is what's so funny about his hatred of the paypigs, he has a great opportunity to escape them by making real fans out of people he interacts with in person, and you would think he considers THEM his people, not the paste-eaters, and yet he goes out of his way to avoid the chance to such extent, and get back home to his tards.

That tells me Phil knows exactly who his people are, who he fits in with, and his entitled nature is preventing him from making peace with it, or doing anything about it. He doesn't bother trying to make new fans out of the people of Renton because he knows what they're going to do when they tune in and get greeted with begging, snorting, and talking about feces. Doesn't motivate him to stop that terrible behavior, either, because though he hates this life he has now, work sounds even worse to him.

It's like he literally doesn't enjoy things unless he didn't earn them.

 

[Dona Morte]

His overlay misses something. Ah there.

Phil be honest. How did you take to make your overlay?
Mine took 5 minutes.

 

[Lolidaki]

He really just spend nearly 30 mins (longer when you count his rage quit break) stuck on a mission because his retarded ass didn't pick up the mini gun? He had to start completely over and cheesed it just to figure this out, Dave be Dave.

 

[UaineRunei]

Friendly reminder to all you wheelchairs out there creating sock accounts to inflate the members total:

Always make the sock account with the right name and don't change it after, since the "letter avatar" is generated with the first letter of the original name.
@JimJimJim

 

[actually]

Friendly reminder to all you wheelchairs out there creating sock accounts to inflate the members total:

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Always make the sock account with the right name and don't change it after, since the "letter avatar" is generated with the first letter of the original name.
@JimJimJim

If someone happens to catch the channel ID, I would love to know when the account was created.

 

[wahkando]

If someone happens to catch the channel ID, I would love to know when the account was created.

Pwnage101 is a legit wheelchair fan who's been around forever iirc

 

[actually]

Pwnage101 is a legit wheelchair fan who's been around forever iirc

Yeah, but that wasn't pwnage.

 

[Dona Morte]

I wonder if Pwnage 101 commented or just subbed?
I know Karate Joe of Chantal was found through digging past Google account name changes. A true interesting fact is that if this account commented you can find their past Google account names. A great way to search comments (at lest when Philly has them ON) is to go here:
YCF - Comment Finder
You type his channel name and then search for whatever you like. It is KIND of like PigPig go but the word or mention must be left in there.
One thing I do wonder if it would keep even if past videos have had their comments disabled?
Don't mind me just musing and trying to have a meeting of the minds.
https://commentpicker.com/youtube-channel-id.php - let's you find YouTube channel ID.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Reminds me of that bit in Seinfeld when George tried to get an extra $25 for his (still living) Dad's shirts from that secondhand clothing store guy.

"Alright guys, I'm going to be real honest here, support has been a little weak over the last 2 hours during this chill stream. We barely cracked $200, can we try and get it to $220 before the end of the stream? That was my dad's highest score in bowling."

"That's what my life is worth to my son? An extra $20?"

Fuck you, Phil. If it were anyone else I would be joking but this is 100% something you would do.

Of course Phil would do this. Phil would pimp out Katmom if it meant an extra sweaty man pull. Not implying Kat would go the Jenna route, but weirder things have happened on the dark side of the internet.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think he probably leaves the house once a week based on the leaks. However he's very autistic about it like goes to the same places over and over. He probably sleeps in to noon too. He is very pale so he can't be going outside much.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Can we all just take a moment and bask in the absolute audacity of a man to make a podcast about his own stream which airs before the stream? If this had been like a Bill Burr Monday Morning Podcast, where Billy redhead rants about funny shit that happened to him I would be all for it, or a segment where he talks to diferent people about interesting things. Instead, this is Phil discussing Phil, before Phil comes on. The man has no experiences that happened in the last decade that he can relate to the average person. He never leaves the house. He isn't even forced to leave by virtue of going to work everyday.

If Phil interviewed paypigs every day for his podcast that would be infinitely more entertaining than his "prestream podcast." If he really wanted to be like Howard Stern he would have detractors on.

And knowing Phil, he'd be scared shitless to have ANYONE not kissing his ass or pre-loaded questions. It'd be The Quartering interview all over again, except multiplied many times over. If Dave was smart, he'd put that offer on the table, and not bitch out at the last minute, or say "I'm going to be sick." and the podcast date is a month away with the detractor community.

It won't, because Phil is a fucking coward: talks hella shit, but when it comes down to it, he bitches up. Dude is bitch made. The fucker ditched those idiots at the The Drunken Podcast because Phil got NERVOUS and backed out, they said "Oh, we have drama." but it'll only be released if they hit their stupid Pateron goal. In a "Wow, that was a surprise move.", Phil released the e-mails with them, and there was nothing there.

Point being, it'll never happen. To have Phil being confronted by the Kiwi's, Tevin and LSB coming out of retirement, Proper, GTG, etc...actually getting the opportunity to cook some bacon?? I'd buy that for a dollar!

 

[HERO_V]

I think he probably leaves the house once a week based on the leaks. However he's very autistic about it like goes to the same places over and over. He probably sleeps in to noon too. He is very pale so he can't be going outside much.

He's claimed in the past that he wakes up early (around 8 a.m.) to start grocery shopping and getting all the other errands done. Of course, since this is Phil, you can never trust anything that comes out of his stroke mouth. He absolutely sleeps in until noon. Probably waits for the gin to wear off. Miserable sad sack of shit.