DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UsedUp]

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[Big Brown Schlub]

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Typical modern day soyentists, when they finally "prove" something they are only a decade too late behind conventional wisdom. For fuck's sake there's been a pig broadcasting himself playing video games for 13 years already.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Is there confirmation those subs were real even if they were socks?
Cause i bet he would've just say fuck it and add fake subs

no. That's been some of our contention from the beg-inning

 

[Pepper Jack]

Saw Dave's attempt to making a border for his podcast and my god he sucks. He couldn't even make sure that the words on the sides are visible like come on it takes a few seconds to take in account of the tips bar. So I made border that is better but used Dave's dumb theme, so it isn't the best but better than his I think. Also I added his social links because he sucks at advertising his shit and honestly he should add his socials since not alot of people will not look at his streams description. If bigger and more successful streamers have their social links on their streams then maybe it's a good a idea to do the same.

Use this as a template if you want Dave, but at least crop your Prestream Podcast title so it's not covered by the tips bar. Man you have been doing this for 13+ years and you still suck at doing your job.
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Dave did not make the border. During his stream the day before the start of the Restream Podcast, he mentioned that someone had already made a new layout for him and he was going to use it.

His shitty overlay was created by a wheelchair, to the shock of no one.

 

[Nineteenlevels]

You just know Phil has spent a majority of time today looking up Metroid strategies.

 

[YokuNama]

So let me get this straight.

He heard the complaints of people saying the fucking prestream being too fucking long and his counter was to just call it a podcast so they can't complain anymore?

lmaoooo.

First of all. Its not a podcast. He says the same shit for the first 30 minutes that his Twitter schedule and "Daily Wrap" series exclaims.. then he spends the next hour or so answering troll or drama questions that he swears he ignores.

Got his Wrap from today ripped and upped, it's longer than usual because there's a LOT of bitching in this one, he bitches about his slow tips support for the halo stream and threatens to wage quit it if support remains low, streamlabs "not working" and preemptively bitches about the upcoming Metroid Dread gameplay which he assumes people will complain about (which is likely true because he's going to be shit at it) DSP is also much more jittery and bug eyed in this one than the last few, he's clearly very upset about something, likely the low tips.

DSP 'Daily Wrap' (29'th November 2021)

Titled 'The Daily Wrap: Nov. 29, 2021 - San Andreas Fails, Halo Infinite Fun, Tip Issues and Metroid Dread!' on DSP's channel, DSP bitches about GTA, Halo (w...

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And now one guy blowing his money isn't enough. Everyone needs to contribute for him to feel better about himself.

I can't stress enough how glad I am for having a smart enough brain and no handicaps to somehow get manipulated by this clown.

 

[troll cult member]

Does anyone remember if he begged this hard before he announced the Bankruptcy Saga. I saw someone above call it mask-off and that's the only way to describe it. Philliam has devolved like a lab experiment and I can only wonder how bad it will get from here.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Why aren’t you a member? What are you waiting for? You can have a highlighted name in chat, *smacks lips*, ok? No slow mode, right, ok? You get to ask me questions on Ask the King.

Remember the Patreon perks and how that just fizzled away btw? Lmao

 

[YokuNama]

Why aren’t you a member? What are you waiting for? You can have a highlighted name in chat, *smacks lips*, ok? No slow mode, right, ok? You get to ask me questions on Ask the King.

Remember the Patreon perks and how that just fizzled away btw? Lmao

I remember when the Patreon was for him to play games that didn't get many views and to buy more equipment. That lasted about 2 months until he switched that income to be for his "bills". That was 5 or 6 years ago and this idiot can't even buy a new keyboard without guilt tripping let alone update his ancient streaming hardware/software.

I mean are gatcha pulls that exhilarating for him? Wow you're in the top 1% of a BeJeweled WWE game.... and if they decide to shut it down tomorrow his JPEG's become as worthless as the shit Papavera use to pay and build for Phil in Minecraft. Except its not just a few hundred gone, but 10's of thousands.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.
Now with the id channels, shoutout to ReviewTechUSA for becoming an ultra supporter!

 

[RunescapeSydePhil]

Remember when the Vest Streak was going on and Phil said it would help him improve the streams as well as help him save a ton of money for new games, etc.

Remember after Phil was granted his bankruptcy he came on stream all smug talking about it being a HUGE victory that with him being granted his bankruptcy. All those bills he use to have to pay each month, the 14 credit cards, are gone and all that extra income will help improve the streams as well help him start saving up.

Remember when Phil left Twitch for Youtube and claimed he was making alot less than before but then the bank leaks came out and proved he's honestly making about 10k extra a year since moving to Youtube.

Phil get help lol your mobile game addiction to WWE Champions is too dam funny and pathetic.

Nothing about DarkSydePhil is successful. Being on Youtube and posting on the site for 13 years bearly making 1k views is not successful. Having a bankruptcy is not successful, and most importantly, having to tell your audience everyday to pay you for playing video games is not successful.

Everytime Phil says otherwise and trys to make up some lame excuses always gives me a huge chuckle.

His fanbase knows the truth, most know he's a big loser and most know themselves are also big losers. But when your in the company of a bigger loser than yourself, You feel right at home safe from the regular life of you being pathetic. But in DSPs stream you can legit be pathetic, but it doesn't matter cause Phil will always be the most pathetic in the room.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Can we please step up the support and ramp up the positivity?

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

Typical modern day soyentists, when they finally "prove" something they are only a decade too late behind conventional wisdom. For fuck's sake there's been a pig broadcasting himself playing video games for 13 years already.

Oi, a pig would know how to work OBS and have a functional stream setup. Phil is an animal unto himself.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I was amazed at how bad he is at Halo...

Doesn't know head shots are really important, cries the pistol is horrible but doesn't go for head shots. Is a huge fan of halo, loves the game, loves the series totes played it all the time doesn't know what the needler is or how it works.

I mean it's halo not brain surgery, shoot gun, see what it does, now you know how to use it. Like PP, shoot needler, watch the path of the bullets, notice they're tracking the target. Watch as they explode.

HoW aM gUn WoRk.

but anyway I would argue he's getting really hard to watch or even listen to as background noise with his completely idiotic yet lunatic views.

i'm kinda disappointed I didn't think the insanity saga would get this obnoxious.

EDIT - oh and I'm not saying anything, but this odd obsession with Neil Druckmann who didn't actually say buy the last of us 2 to stick it to the haters but vote for it and admitted that was a stupid thing to tweet.

How you got this wrong phil when you went on and ranted about this and even replied to the tweet, you flaming fucktard.

It's like he's living rent free in Phil's head, almost like Abby touched a little too close to something PP is repressing, sweaty muscular woman confused PP as it's an icky woman who would want icky things like cunnalingus not like the sweaty muscular men and sticking things in thier ass or balls in mouths that PP seems so obsessed with

almost like...

nigga, you gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. PP it's 2021 and that life style is mostly widely accepted.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Typical modern day soyentists, when they finally "prove" something they are only a decade too late behind conventional wisdom. For fuck's sake there's been a pig broadcasting himself playing video games for 13 years already.

It's not even useful research, either.

Soyentist #1: "We need to see if this pig can play video games."

Soyentist #2: "What about our research into a cancer cure?"

Soyentist #1: "Just put that shit in the back somewhere! This is important!"

 

[Need Help With Tips]

I know a lot of people who like to listen to Podcasts in their car. Well, what better way to keep your morning commute (only a sucker works a 9-to-5 job) entertaining than listen to a 40 year old man complain about bills while asking you to pay for them, pigsplain Cyber Monday, complain about bills some more while still asking you to pay for them, and snort in the mic? Sounds like a great way to fall asleep at the wheel and crash into a tree.

 

[troll cult member]

I know a lot of people who like to listen to Podcasts in their car. Well, what better way to keep your morning commute (only a sucker works a 9-to-5 job) entertaining than listen to a 40 year old man to complain about bills while asking you to pay for them, pigsplain Cyber Monday, complain about bills some more while still asking you to pay for them, and snort in the mic? Sounds like a great way to fall asleep at the wheel and crash into a tree.

Can confirm, I pray for the day he finally puts me to sleep and I glide into oncoming traffic

 

[Lady Adjani]

I was amazed at how bad he is at Halo...

Doesn't know head shots are really important, cries the pistol is horrible but doesn't go for head shots. Is a huge fan of halo, loves the game, loves the series totes played it all the time doesn't know what the needler is or how it works.

I mean it's halo not brain surgery, shoot gun, see what it does, now you know how to use it. Like PP, shoot needler, watch the path of the bullets, notice they're tracking the target. Watch as they explode.

HoW aM gUn WoRk.

The shocking part is that he played 2, ODST, Reach, 4 and 5 and fails to grasp the very basics. Never uses the DMR scope, uses the shotgun and assault-rifle at medium to long range, has no idea how to use the abilities in Reach, doesn't know the layout of any of the maps etc.

Watching him play Halo just feels wrong, the poor game deserves better.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I know a lot of people who like to listen to Podcasts in their car. Well, what better way to keep your morning commute (only a sucker works a 9-to-5 job) entertaining than listen to a 40 year old man complain about bills while asking you to pay for them, pigsplain Cyber Monday, complain about bills some more while still asking you to pay for them, and snort in the mic? Sounds like a great way to fall asleep at the wheel and crash into a tree.

LMAO

Imagine going to work, you're barely awake, you turn your podcast app on, and your immediately greeted with the loudest wettest snort, followed by a belch and a barrage or endless begging. WOW DOOD

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He heard the complaints of people saying the fucking prestream being too fucking long and his counter was to just call it a podcast so they can't complain anymore?

This is more than enough proof that while his paypigs enable him, the instant they stop does NOT become the moment when Phil grows up. He's the type to take it right up to the line you draw in the sand, yes, but the instant you move it in a direction he doesn't like, he throws a fit.

Deprive him of tipping tards all you want, he's not going to stop being a pigroach.

Phil get help lol your mobile game addiction to WWE Champions is too dam funny and pathetic.

The truly pathetic thing is that he would be here even without a mobile gaming addiction. His money is always going to get wasted on something, it just happens to be the dumbest form in this timeline we're in. Somewhere there's a DSP doing lines off Kat's ass crack and having a blast.

There is no such thing as Phil having a retirement fund, investments, and vacations.

The shocking part is that he played 2, ODST, Reach, 4 and 5 and fails to grasp the very basics. Never uses the DMR scope, uses the shotgun and assault-rifle at medium to long range, has no idea how to use the abilities in Reach, doesn't know the layout of any of the maps etc.

What's even more shocking is that he legit loves blackjack, but sucks at it too.

Phil is stupid.