TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

In 25 days, I expect the Christmas Miracle, Noah in his tree punching mode.

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RJ MacReady said:
He probably tard raged after an argument with Miles
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I wish I could be there when Miles says "get a job" and Noah tears his hair out from frustration.

He's run out of women to leech from. His piddly $250 won't cover the cost of housing him. They've got him dead to rights, and he knows it.
 
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Nod Flenders said:
He will probably start a fifty tweet tirade saying that his fans are shit and that they have no right to a refund.
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He'd be right about the first part at least.
JamesFargo said:
I wish I could be there when Miles says "get a job" and Noah tears his hair out from frustration.

He's run out of women to leech from. His piddly $250 won't cover the cost of housing him. They've got him dead to rights, and he knows it.
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For all we know they found a $900 month single room apartment for him in Arizona. There's been no indication that he's moved in with anyone, except that he signed the house sale agreement in Maricopa county.
 
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Noah is so fucking goofy, he believes he can talk about literally malding on Twitter BUT just as long as he doesn't stream then it's only mildly embarrassing instead of cripplingly soul-crushing get-the-fuck-off-the-internet-forever embarrassing.
As if people don't possess imaginations or common sense so he's safe against anyone filling in the gaps and visualizing what this pathetic sack of failure looks like with a massive bald spot on his empty skull.
Get a grip already, stupid schmucklehead.
 
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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
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Noah is so fucking goofy, he believes he can talk about literally malding on Twitter BUT just as long as he doesn't stream then it's only mildly embarrassing instead of cripplingly soul-crushing get-the-fuck-off-the-internet-forever embarrassing.
As if people don't possess imaginations or common sense so he's safe against anyone filling in the gaps and visualizing what this pathetic sack of failure looks like with a massive bald spot on his empty skull.
Get a grip already, stupid schmucklehead.
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It's horseshit though. He could just not turn on his camera. The reality is that Spoony is stone cold terrified of interacting with a public chatroom and won't admit it. He can't handle low-effort trolling and even his own fans sending him well wishes discomforts him.
 
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RJ MacReady said:
It's horseshit though. He could just not turn on his camera. The reality is that Spoony is stone cold terrified of interacting with a public chatroom and won't admit it. He can't handle low-effort trolling and even his own fans sending him well wishes discomforts him.
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He could just get a haircut like he should have 5 years ago. Hippie
 
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JamesFargo said:
Someone on Reddit speculated that he tried to cut his own hair. Probably got it caught in a trimmer.
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Something messed up had to happen. He was either trying to trim it himself (idiot) and failed or got in a fight with someone and it got torn out. Or possibly at lowest end psycho it was caught in a door?
 
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JamesFargo said:
Someone on Reddit speculated that he tried to cut his own hair. Probably got it caught in a trimmer.
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You missspelled Dremel.
Remember, it's the Dalad Jelly guy. A Jack-arse of all trades.

Kaede Did Nothing Wrong said:
I'm sorry we don't have pics of him right now because he prob looks like an absolute psycho.
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a) He couldn't get out of his own hair
b) Splitting hairs over nonsense as usual
c) He was hair today and gone tomorrow
d) The Depraved and the Bald
e) Doug Walker called...
f) ...And asked for a fresh hair
g) Just a Red hairing, nuttin' to see
f) The review is in the Cueball

*pfft* Noah in a fight... Yeah righthahaha ho hoo ha haw

Spike that nog, Noah, 'tis the season!
 
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mlanguishi said:
Wonder how serious this is. Kinda vagueposting as usual.

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Looking at the thread it seems she's got the beetus maybe.
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It is obviously malnutrition.
She is so worried about @TheSpoonyOne while watching @TheSpoonyOne videos that she often forgets to consume her 8th meal of the day.
 
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