DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I guarantee you he would do it if it meant he would get recognition. "Hullo everyone, I've got an important announcement. Umm, first of all, I haven't been happy for a long time, so I decided I would be much happier being a girl. Ummm, ever since I was young, I looked romantically at WWE men. My name has been rebranded as DarkSydePenelope, ummm—look, people in the chat are going crazy khkhkhkhkhk, what is going on?" *Smugs*
Knowing how quick Phil is to capitalize on trends (see direct capture, live streaming, podcasting, etc) he'll troon out long past the point anybody could possibly give a shit. By the time he hops onboard it'll all be about cyberpunk style implants or Ready Player One virtual reality and Phil will be on his 240p webcam bitching about how people aren't giving enough Yuan to hit the tip goal even though he literally cut his dick off.
 
It's cute that you think the guy who can't be bothered to shave or change out of his pajamas more often than not, who couldn't think of a "reward" for a 1k donation so he said he got a cat a year ago, who can't decorate his office for shit so he puts up empty boxes would go through the effort to cut off his ding-dong and wear make up.
Take a look at the Tranny Sideshow thread in Community Watch to see the amount of "effort" the average Stunning, Beautiful and Brave™ tranny puts into their appearance and then reevaluate your statement. Make sure to bring eye bleach too, the pictures posted on there are not for the faint of heart.
 
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Gee, I wonder which autist will fund a significant part of the Metroid Dread playthrough.

Isn't that the same dickbreath who funded Hades?

Yes, over $650.
 
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Phil is upset right now because the airline industry didn't anticipate that a terrorist group would hijack four planes and take down the WTC.

Phil can't even prepare for tax season yet he's shocked the airline industry didn't prepare for 9/11.
Yeah, modern-day TSA molestations would've gone over real well pre-9/11. Someone should ask him why he wasn't prepared for a fucking broken shower.
 
Phil is upset right now because the airline industry didn't anticipate that a terrorist group would hijack four planes and take down the WTC.

Phil can't even prepare for tax season yet he's shocked the airline industry didn't prepare for 9/11.
lmao I don't even think he was mentioning the security side of things, I'm pretty sure he was just upset because the quality of flights dipped and he no longer got to stuff his face while bankrupting himself to fly out and lose at tournaments.
 
Phil is upset right now because the airline industry didn't anticipate that a terrorist group would hijack four planes and take down the WTC.

Phil can't even prepare for tax season yet he's shocked the airline industry didn't prepare for 9/11.
The man is ranting about how companies needed to prepare for COVID and the world chip shortage is because of a bunch of idiots that didn't prepare for calamity.

DSP. Man who has a bill everyday somehow and is completely fucked if Youtube shuts down tomorrow after 13 years of streaming because he blew his money on JPEGS.
With takes like this I fucking hope he replaces the night streams with pahlitics and current events talk like he said he maybe would. It's almost like an experiment - what stupid thing will this delusional hermit say about this issue? Let's test it out!
 
The man is ranting about how companies needed to prepare for COVID and the world chip shortage is because of a bunch of idiots that didn't prepare for calamity.

DSP. Man who has a bill everyday somehow and is completely fucked if Youtube shuts down tomorrow after 13 years of streaming because he blew his money on JPEGS.

Phil has likely no idea how the supply chain actually functions in any proper sense, fuck sometimes I wish I could end his yes men safe space facade by teleporting some physical avatar and stand it right next to him when he spouts out this bullshit and call him out for his innacuracies every single time, he wouldn't know what to do with himself and to have another peson in his presence who isn't his roomate would absolutely be a terrifying experience for him, it's like he started to mentally regress as soon as he stopped talking to his friends (John and Howard) and started to become an anti social shut in from that point onwards, like we know he was hiding from Leanna's friends in his room when they were expecting him to welcome them and socialise, yet he didn't and stayed in his gout chair the entire time.

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Gee, I wonder which autist will fund a significant part of the Metroid Dread playthrough.

Someone brought this up in a previous post, but it's almost like each and every "difficult" playthrough you have some unique user that covers for Phil's blindspots every time and gives him tips on the fly. It's almost seems like it's the same person helping him just under different sock accounts, or does he genuinely have that many retards that are just so pitiful about how he plays games that it's become an unspoken rule that some user has to open up a guide and every time Phil struggles and can't work things out on his own, you've gotta run to his aid?
 
wow I missed quite an unstable prestream Pod-a-cast but my god PP, I didn't think you could make the overlay look any worse BUT like Rian Johnson you keep subverting my expectations.
I see he's finally playing metroid while the rest of, what does he call this dumb shit, modern day gamers are going on about Luke, happy chaos, Halo and Endwalker.

keeping right there with the trends as per usual.
 
Not that I like defending Dave, but it's an Italian word and that is the correct way to say it

I'm pretty sure that's how the developers and voices in the game pronounce it as well.
I know the word is Italian, but in the game I hear it pronounced differently. If the devs pronounce it “fortza”, the way it should be pronounced, then I’ll retract my comment. I thought they were purposely putting an American accent on the word and Phil was just being the usual faggot but I guess Phil is right here.
 
Last week he said that he never plays games off-stream unless his roommate needs him to complete a level that she can't.

Out of Phil lying to make himself look like some macho-man rescuing his damsel in distress from these damn dirty unfair game design practices, at the cost of the reputation of said damsel who happens to be his mom/wife, and Kat actually being so stupid she can't do stuff Phil can, which I would remind people should probably be a sufficient criteria for clinical retardation, I don't know which of the two possibilities is the scariest.
 
DSP. Man who has a bill everyday somehow and is completely fucked if Youtube shuts down tomorrow after 13 years of streaming because he blew his money on JPEGS.
His ability to be a hypocrite in every possible way is a sight to behold.
lmao I don't even think he was mentioning the security side of things, I'm pretty sure he was just upset because the quality of flights dipped and he no longer got to stuff his face while bankrupting himself to fly out and lose at tournaments.
Admittedly, certain things HAVE sucked since events like 9/11 and COVID, but Phil manages to be wrong about them anyway by letting the real culprits off the hook. That's what he gets for being the dude to project his own flaws onto others constantly. He knows he's never prepared for anything, and so that's exactly the kind of thing he sees all the time.

If only he would turn that criticism inward where it belongs...
sometimes I wish I could end his yes men facade by standing right next to him when he spouts out this bullshit and call him out for his innacuracies every single time, he wouldn't know what to do with himself
I saw a clip of him playing a mafia game where Leanna basically did exactly that, and Phil just trudged forward as if she wasn't saying anything that contradicted him or injected any sanity into the proceedings.

Like I've said, there is no correcting his behavior, not even by being in physical proximity to him. He's a coward, but don't let that lead you to think you can intimidate him into ceasing to be a pigroach, or even shutting up. Leanna later browbeat him into oblivion in front of everyone, and though he took it like a bitch, he still didn't cave in and stop trying to act like his logic made sense when it didn't.

Phil cannot be stopped, as the only thing he accepts in life is being enabled in his desire to be a stupid asshole forever.
 
is this performance art, like a piece called "the long fall of the mentally unstable pig man" like 5 mins of stream and he has a comment for each thing the robot voice said then says something to chat and he's yelling for some reason, except the puberty joke that he muttered about changes happening to samus' body.

you know females get boobs when they develop, is that why you muttered it Phil?

wait..
Did that woman who did the boobie pantings scar phil or did Khet find the boobie panting and just went on a demonic fueled violent rampage so now phil is scared to even think about boobies?
 
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