Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Schmuck of Ages]

I think Qali is being a johnny-come-lately to boomercon outrage, as he always is. That said, the mandates are beginning to fizzle out. Regardless of people's opinions for or against, the courts effectively neutering the push is causing many businesses to think again whether it is worth it.

Yeah but most large scale employers like 7-11 are still mandating them so idk what he's gonna do here.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

As far as I can determine, 7-11 is not mandating covid vaccination. This is just Qali virtue-signalling, like always.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

As far as I can determine, 7-11 is not mandating covid vaccination. This is just Qali virtue-signalling, like always.

The speculation here of any job was possibly his HVAC job that he got handed to him on a platter and then left very suddenly.

Granted, that was before the vaccine was made, but talks about some Covid protocols could have made his brain REEE.

 

[Aaway]

This is how you fucked up your nepotism job wasnt it Qali?

nah, he quit that job long before vax mandates were a thing and it was because he's a lazy piece of shit just like his dad

i recall he posted on one of his IG stories about why he's working this job when he could be doing youth ministry at church and "changing lives" or some BS like that. so instead of actually pursuing that goal, he ends up working at 7/11. kid's r.etarded

 

[rubytintedchix]

TL; DR: Jr is too lazy to have a real job and would much rather hit on young boys.

 

[stets]

I think Qali is being a johnny-come-lately to boomercon outrage, as he always is. That said, the mandates are beginning to fizzle out. Regardless of people's opinions for or against, the courts effectively neutering the push is causing many businesses to think again whether it is worth it.

Let’s not pretend like Dad Bod Qali has legitimate beefs with the vaccine. He not making a rational claim like saying there’s limited case law or that OSHA doesn’t have the statutory authority to implement mandates or because he has health reasons or religious objections.

He doesn’t want to get them because he thinks it’s part of a satanic conspiracy to inject microchips and graphene oxide into people as part of an NWO plot. His entire objection is boils down to having a room temperature IQ.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

nah, he quit that job long before vax mandates were a thing and it was because he's a lazy piece of shit just like his dad

i recall he posted on one of his IG stories about why he's working this job when he could be doing youth ministry at church and "changing lives" or some BS like that. so instead of actually pursuing that goal, he ends up working at 7/11. kid's r.etarded

Does Jr have anyone in his life that would tell him to aim a bit higher (and a bit more in reality)? Someone besides his gramps to tell him to not quit HVAC or at least actually pursue doing something with the church? I know Jack probably doesn't care but Tammy seems like one to nag about it, and his actual wife would ideally want more for him, too. If he's actually just ignoring them for some reason, then he's really gonna end up like his papa.

I saw a tweet once that was something along the lines of "Just because school isn't for you, doesn't mean rapping is"

 

[stets]

The speculation here of any job was possibly his HVAC job that he got handed to him on a platter and then left very suddenly.

He quit because he doesn’t have a work ethic. I realize that it sucks to climb around in attics in the summer in the south, but it’s the best starting career opportunity you can get when you didn’t go to college, don’t want to go to trade school, and were a C student in high school.

Just suck it up, do your best, develop your skills, and with your family connections, you’ll probably be leading a crew in a year and won’t have to do the menial shit. That was too much for him, so he ended up mopping up 7-Eleven bathrooms instead.

Does Jr have anyone in his life that would tell him to aim a bit higher (and a bit more in reality)?

He watched the only male role model in his life sit on the couch and eat himself to death all day. It’s not a surprise at all he’s lazy. The only real person that can push him is Bri Bri, but she’s a nut job fundie who thinks men have all the power and women are subservient. She literally was taught that it’s not her role in a marriage to do that. So I don’t think there is anyone left.

 

[salmonellajack]

Great post stets.

Imagine coming home from school everyday and your dad is sitting there watching Nickelodeon with an empty cup'o'nuts and piles of plates around him. What kid wouldn't be influenced by that.

 

[Aaway]

Does Jr have anyone in his life that would tell him to aim a bit higher (and a bit more in reality)? Someone besides his gramps to tell him to not quit HVAC or at least actually pursue doing something with the church? I know Jack probably doesn't care but Tammy seems like one to nag about it, and his actual wife would ideally want more for him, too. If he's actually just ignoring them for some reason, then he's really gonna end up like his papa.

I saw a tweet once that was something along the lines of "Just because school isn't for you, doesn't mean rapping is"

he's surrounded by jack, who is a lazy freeloader who depends on his wife for everything and contributes nothing to society and tammy who for some reason is perfectly content with being jack's mother 24/7.....so no, he really doesn't have anyone in his life who would play that role

being the white trash they are, the scalfanis don't believe in education (as evidenced by jr not going to college.) they're the type of people who believe "a strong work ethic is more valuable than education." problem is that jr has no work ethic and is morphing into his dad. maybe tammy jr tries to push him to do better but that's probably shot down quickly by the guy with clear anger issues (likely the result of his closeted homosexuality.) jr had a good thing going for him with the HVAC job but his laziness and delusions got the better of him and now he's stuck working at 7/11. unless he stops being a lazy fuck, that's pretty much where he'll remain. and of course, 5 kids, a trailer park, and divorce will follow

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

It actually says "Sclafani" instead of "Scalfani." It's probably still a mutation of the same name, maybe an Ellis Island misspelling.

You might be on to something. The Heraldry Institute of Rome can't find anything about a Scalfani name but has a Sclafani entry.
Translated:
Originally from Lombardy, it was brought to Sicily by a Giovanni, at the service of King William the Bad, and having defended the life of that sovereign in the famous conspiracy of Matteo Bonelli, he received the Megerio castle and its dependencies as a reward. Son of Giovanni was Goffredo, who founded a monastery in Lentini, and whose son Giacomo was exiled by folly in 1194. A Matteo was count of Adernò in 1303, count and Lord of Sclafani in 1330, Lord of Centorbi, Ciminna and Chiuse, a powerful Baron of that time and rival of the Chiaramonte, who died in 1354 after having built a magnificent palace in Palermo, the church and monastery of S. Chiara, the church of S. Agostino and that of S. Nicolò dell'Albergaria. With him the family died out, whose assets and titles passed into the Moncada house.

They also have a Wikipedia entry:

Sclafani - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

From said Wikipedia article:
The surname "Sclafani" is derived from the Greek "Aesculapii fanum," meaning "Sacred to the god Aesculapius," the Roman god of medicine, implying the Sclafani family has been gifted in the field of medicine and healing since the name's origin.

You. Can't. Make. That. Shit. Up.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

They also have a Wikipedia entry:

Sclafani - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

From said Wikipedia article:
The surname "Sclafani" is derived from the Greek "Aesculapii fanum," meaning "Sacred to the god Aesculapius," the Roman god of medicine, implying the Sclafani family has been gifted in the field of medicine and healing since the name's origin.

You. Can't. Make. That. Shit. Up.

I guess you can’t change history

 

[Bisteca Toblerone]

You might be on to something. The Heraldry Institute of Rome can't find anything about a Scalfani name but has a Sclafani entry.
Translated:
Originally from Lombardy, it was brought to Sicily by a Giovanni, at the service of King William the Bad, and having defended the life of that sovereign in the famous conspiracy of Matteo Bonelli, he received the Megerio castle and its dependencies as a reward. Son of Giovanni was Goffredo, who founded a monastery in Lentini, and whose son Giacomo was exiled by folly in 1194. A Matteo was count of Adernò in 1303, count and Lord of Sclafani in 1330, Lord of Centorbi, Ciminna and Chiuse, a powerful Baron of that time and rival of the Chiaramonte, who died in 1354 after having built a magnificent palace in Palermo, the church and monastery of S. Chiara, the church of S. Agostino and that of S. Nicolò dell'Albergaria. With him the family died out, whose assets and titles passed into the Moncada house.

They also have a Wikipedia entry:

Sclafani - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

From said Wikipedia article:
The surname "Sclafani" is derived from the Greek "Aesculapii fanum," meaning "Sacred to the god Aesculapius," the Roman god of medicine, implying the Sclafani family has been gifted in the field of medicine and healing since the name's origin.

You. Can't. Make. That. Shit. Up.

That's some great fucking irony right there. Once again, God proves he has the best sense of humor.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

being the white trash they are, the scalfanis don't believe in education (as evidenced by jr not going to college.) they're the type of people who believe "a strong work ethic is more valuable than education." problem is that jr has no work ethic and is morphing into his dad.

A strong work ethic and a trade school degree can bring you forward, but ofc that line of thinking was never a part of the Scalfani way of life. Have fun cleaning your 7-11 shitter when you're 50 while still waiting for your "rap career" to take off, you dumb asshole.

 

[stets]

More combining with Jack. The camera is also more crooked than any other CwJ video I’ve seen.

Jack’s keto recipe for hot cocoa contains a cup of heavy whipping cream. 44 grams of fat and 410 calories per serving. Plus at least another 100 calories from cocoa and almond milk. Not even for a snack, but for something he will drink while eating a snack.

Jack again thinks this is diet food because there’s no added sweetener.

Stroke brain also puts in the same clip two times in a row, just like the last video. When he finally gets to the correct clip, we see Jack hobbling around the kitchen for 40+ seconds to find more LIKE MONK FRUIT BETTER to add.

Somehow by the end of the video, the camera is still tilted severely, but this time to the complete opposite angle.

Jack closes the video by wishing the audience Happy Holidays, thus joining sides with the Godless Heathens who hate Jesus in the War on Christmas.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

More combining with Jack. The camera is also more crooked than any other CwJ video I’ve seen.

Morbidly obese man wabbling around helplessly in his kitchen. (see for yourself at the 4:35 mark).
TFW, The Walking Dead becomes a totally new meaning.

 

[DontEatThat]

"I was sitting in uh.... well not sitting but kind of standing.."

No need to correct yourself Jack. We all know you were sitting in your scooty puff in the store.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

"I was sitting in uh.... well not sitting but kind of standing.."

No need to correct yourself Jack. We all know you were sitting in your scooty puff in the store.

Yup and after shopping he drove his scooty puff right to the next McDonald drive thru. Shopping is so exhausting, ya know.

 

[ZipDisk]

We've heard it from the man himself, these repeated clips are INTENTIONAL. It's beyond stroke brain, he finds it amusing.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

“suger”
spelling with Jack