DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
> hits tips goal
> "we didn't hit the tips goal during many streams the past week, please make up for that"

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It's. Never. Enough.
And then goes beyond it, predicting the slow night stream of Lost Judgment


Starting the playthrough people were asking for weeks right before going on break to get those guaranteed tips (from the people he assured us would tip). Good on ya, roach

Also hoping someone re-streams the night stream, that is about to be a snore
 
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And per usual the stream viewership cuts in half because people realize how shit his commentary is:

"HEY LOOK AT THAT! DID YOU SEE THAT? WHOOOAAA..." *Stops walking* *Stares at chat* "SO WHAT DO I NEED TO DO NOW? WHERE DO I GO?!? WHOOAAAH"

It gets old fast.
 
Has there ever been a point where he has reached the member/subs goal organically?

Not really. Whenever a big member goal is reached it's usually due to lots of begging, hinting and all around shameless behaviour.
As with most things, originally they did get met organically or with minimal gifted subs. Then, as Phil does, he got greedy and kept pushing to the point where the only way they were getting met was with dozens to hundreds of gifted subs in a month. The only surprising thing is how often whales were willing to do it for really, honestly shitty "prizes".
 
And then goes beyond it, predicting the slow night stream of Lost Judgment
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Starting the playthrough people were asking for weeks right before going on break to get those guaranteed tips (from the people he assured us would tip). Good on ya, roach

Also hoping someone re-streams the night stream, that is about to be a snore

Like, I honestly have an almost physical feeling of disgust watching that. I'm fully aware that it wouldn't matter how much he got because he WILL be right back in this same position the next time he streams, but shit like this really is just such a blatant and unapologetic display of greed and selfishness. If I had absolutely no clue who he was, knew nothing about him, and had never watched a second of his garbage content, if I saw this, I'd immediately think that he must be an absolute scumbag.
 
And then goes beyond it, predicting the slow night stream of Lost Judgment
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Starting the playthrough people were asking for weeks right before going on break to get those guaranteed tips (from the people he assured us would tip). Good on ya, roach

Also hoping someone re-streams the night stream, that is about to be a snore
Hasn't Slayer0804 been whaling out on Lost Judgement streams?
 
Yeah, Phil has no idea how to interact with people on equal footing when they can respond back to him right away. Look how he reacted to the teasing from The Guy streak or when Pandalee was on streak with him. All he can do is try and talk over them. He has no social skills or awareness whatsoever. He’s more awkward than any NEET could ever be. He’s only capable of interaction when he’s the only voice in the room and he can kick anyone he wants at any time.

This is also why I imagine him as incredibly withdrawn and weird in public, and why I think he’s petrified of someone who knows of his online persona seeing and interacting with him in real life.
This is all 100% correct. Funnily enough, I actually watched this video last night that covers some key moments of DSP interacting with people outside the autismsphere in his chat.

https://youtu.be/hYwKZQxewi8

It’s very telling how Phil reacts to some of the shit these people say. My personal favorite is the second clip, from a stream of the Friday the 13th Game (RIP).

There are some teenagers in Phil’s lobby who recognize him and start fucking with him. They bring up The Incident, I’m fairly certain this was just after it had occurred so it was definitely still a touchy subject for Piggy. Anyways, the cope on display is superb. Phil forces himself to laugh and calls them morahnic idiots (while on mute, of course) until they eventually strike a nerve by mentioning Leanna and he rage closes the game.

A common theme you’ll notice in all of these clips is that Phil seems to have no idea how to make a good comeback or even participate in banter. In the aforementioned clip not once does he EVER say anything that you hear him call us (morahn, asshole, nudnik, etc) until he leaves the game and these kids can’t hear him anymore. It seems like the best he knows how to do (or has the courage to do) is just loudly speak over them and repeat whatever they said in a dumbass voice and laugh. It shows beautifully both Phil’s lack of creativity/quick wit and his cowardice, that even when being made fun of by teenagers he’s never even seen before he can’t muster up a simple “go fuck yourself” til they have no room to respond.

It’s also worth noting that friendly banter, for instance when you’re playing a competitive game with a friend and lightheartedly trash-talking each other, usually requires you to let down your guard and surrender your ego a bit, something Phil would probably rather die than do himself.
 
Did people ever care about tanked Halo? Most people I knew just played Swat if they wanted to tryhard.
It was pretty popular in halo 3 and halo 5 mp was basically made for ranked play. I think most people are playing it in infinite though because other than the battle pass increasing your rank is the only other form of progression. It’s also the only way to get guaranteed BR starts.
 
Any "change" or "upgrade" this faggot makes to his streams are always so superficial. Turning his pre-stream therapy sessions into a podcast is just...hilarious.

Also, I can't think of a worse person to do a podcast than Phil, not just because he's a clueless dipshit, but his microphone etiquette is like torture. If you have to snort and clear your throat every 20 seconds you probably shouldn't be desperately reaching for any excuse to talk more than you need to.

The fact that SuperBlindMong consooms Phil's content when his hearing sensitivity is so high ranks him as one of the most pathetic fans Phil has.
 
I find it interesting that Phil puts the call out for people to make up for slow streams, because it means he's actually deluding himself into thinking that either he can guilt-trip his paypigs, who are the only ones who can make up for slow streams but are responsible for them to being with, or he has other fans popping by all of a sudden who will totally give a shit about the regulars not tipping him enough.

I don't know which one is more out of touch with reality, but I'm pretty sure that having that monkey on his back is contributing to him not thinking about the truth as often as he should. That, or him being all "if you could please tip enough on the next stream to even out the lack of tipping previously, that would be great" is the only way he can stop himself from taking the mask all the way off and ripping his paypigs a new one for not tipping enough, completely acknowledging that no one else is going to except the handful of glue-sniffing chimps he has for legit fans.
until they eventually strike a nerve by mentioning Leanna and he rage closes the game.
I'll always wonder what exactly it was about losing her that hurt him so much. I'm pretty sure I know, that it's because she was such a trophy for him while Kat is more like 6th place and he knows it, but we can never be certain about the WHY, just that it most certainly pains him more than anything else I've ever seen.

FFS, we shit on his mom and speculate on Kat's weight constantly here and he says nothing about either one, but any reminder of his first GF happens on camera and he becomes a complete cunt.
A common theme you’ll notice in all of these clips is that Phil seems to have no idea how to make a good comeback or even participate in banter. In the aforementioned clip not once does he EVER say anything that you hear him call us (morahn, asshole, nudnik, etc) until he leaves the game and these kids can’t hear him anymore. It seems like the best he knows how to do (or has the courage to do) is just loudly speak over them and repeat whatever they said in a dumbass voice and laugh. It shows beautifully both Phil’s lack of creativity/quick wit and his cowardice, that even when being made fun of by teenagers he’s never even seen before he can’t muster up a simple “go fuck yourself” til they have no room to respond.
It’s also worth noting that friendly banter, for instance when you’re playing a competitive game with a friend and lightheartedly trash-talking each other, usually requires you to let down your guard and surrender your ego a bit, something Phil would probably rather die than do himself.
The two are definitely related, because any time you get into it with someone, when it isn't friendly at all, you're taking the risk of losing, and Phil doesn't tolerate such situations. He plays games of chance, yes, but that's with an AI. Math. Not a person, who he KNOWS is likely to be superior to him. In his mind, he guarantees himself the W if he waits until they can't respond, because in his mind, the L is him rising to the occasion and failing miserably. Which he KNOWS he's going to.

This is probably why he gets so pissy about players wrecking him online, he knows it's coming and it feels extra humiliating for him because the only way out is through luck or taking on Derichs all the time. You notice he doesn't find THAT degrading? Being better than somebody with extra chromosomes? Says a lot about his priorities in life. Earning something is irrelevant, a hollow victory doesn't leave him feeling empty at all, because he's that starved for and entitled to them.
 
I'll always wonder what exactly it was about losing her that hurt him so much. I'm pretty sure I know, that it's because she was such a trophy for him while Kat is more like 6th place and he knows it, but we can never be certain about the WHY, just that it most certainly pains him more than anything else I've ever seen.

FFS, we shit on his mom and speculate on Kat's weight constantly here and he says nothing about either one, but any reminder of his first GF happens on camera and he becomes a complete cunt.
I'm not sure if its a guy thing or a generational thing, but a dude's first break-up seems to be a skill check in terms of coping. You learn and move on, ostensibly rebounding, or you turn inward and harp on it and perceived sleights and unfairness.

Phil, who's arrested development doesn't seem to have left the anal stage, will probably never not take Leanna leaving personally.
 
I'm not sure if its a guy thing or a generational thing, but a dude's first break-up seems to be a skill check in terms of coping. You learn and move on, ostensibly rebounding, or you turn inward and harp on it and perceived sleights and unfairness.

Phil, who's arrested development doesn't seem to have left the anal stage, will probably never not take Leanna leaving personally.
I think we are kind of lucky because I suspect Leanna would have wanted to have kids and that would have been terrible.
 
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