Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[CaseyTatumm]

Barely 6 weeks, if that. What’s weird is that she was in the hospital with the beetus in late October and then Dalton went on vacation to the looney bin for a few weeks. It would be hilarious if that wasn’t his kid.

@Vi0l3t I swear you had a picture of her paperwork where it said the due date and it was July or something? I can’t find it with search.

I figured out if she’s around six weeks, she would have gotten pregnant around the last week of October…hmmm

 

[Vi0l3t]

Barely 6 weeks, if that. What’s weird is that she was in the hospital with the beetus in late October and then Dalton went on vacation to the looney bin for a few weeks. It would be hilarious if that wasn’t his kid.

@Vi0l3t I swear you had a picture of her paperwork where it said the due date and it was July or something? I can’t find it with search.

Your right I went back and looked.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Your right I went back and looked.
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Ah so that puts her at like 7-8 weeks…if that’s the case I don’t think that right sac looks too promising.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I'm actually really confused while scrolling back I saw this. Claiming shes pregnant on Oct 20th but shed have no idea for this pregnancy. Even posting a stomach with "kicking". For some reason I cant link the video but I linked the post where you can watch it.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=411534620589366&id=100051984937558

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I'm actually really confused while scrolling back I saw this. Claiming shes pregnant on Oct 20th but shed have no idea for this pregnancy. Even posting a stomach with "kicking". For some reason I cant link the video but I linked the post where you can watch it.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=411534620589366&id=100051984937558

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Yeahhh there is NO way she’d be that pregnant then. She’d just be off her period (assuming she has regular periods which she probably doesn’t). So we can just assume her stupid ass is also not pregnant.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Yeahhh there is NO way she’d be that pregnant then. She’d just be off her period (assuming she has regular periods which she probably doesn’t). So we can just assume her stupid ass is also not pregnant.

Yeah this is weird as hell. Maybe she faked the previous and now shes actually pregnant? Who the fuck knows with these rednecks.

 

[Rotogravure]

Your right I went back and looked.
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I can't get over how filthy that paper is.

 

[Trombonista]

I thought of a 4th possibility, she gets pregnant now and claims to be pregnant for a year and a half! “I can’t believe I was the overdue!”

Seeing as most of her pregnancies are fictional, she might as well pull a Portgas D. Rouge.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Seeing as most of her pregnancies are fictional, she might as well pull a Portgas D. Rouge.

I had to Google that but that’s probably what she’s trying to do

 

[W00K #17]

I know Sarge has done some bad things in his life, but there's also something about him that is, I don't know, endearing? I can't help but root for the guy, he's so weird and entertaining but there's something about him that's redeeming and it's in such contrast to everyone else in the sammieverse. In the 2+ years I've followed the sammie thread he's the only weirdo I think is alright. Fuckin love me some Sarge.

That's why I made his "knife is big" picture my avatar in the Kiwifarms Fantasy Football league.

Also, good lord @Null needs to do a spotlight on the sammieverse. Plenty of people here would help with the notes and research.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I know Sarge has done some bad things in his life, but there's also something about him that is, I don't know, endearing? I can't help but root for the guy, he's so weird and entertaining but there's something about him that's redeeming and it's in such contrast to everyone else in the sammieverse. In the 2+ years I've followed the sammie thread he's the only weirdo I think is alright. Fuckin love me some Sarge.

That's why I made his "knife is big" picture my avatar in the Kiwifarms Fantasy Football league.

Also, good lord @Null needs to do a spotlight on the sammieverse. Plenty of people here would help with the notes and research.

I wish he would post more.


I think Darnell has an actual kid from another woman.

 

[W00K #17]

Kimberly being nasty

Spoiler: Ew

 

[Jeep1971]

Kimberly being nasty

Spoiler: Ew

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Instead of worrying about fucking, she needs to get a mop and bucket and clean that house!

 

[TeracottaPah]

All those poor people who are excited for baby Cameron

I feel like when they see " our baby boy Cameron has gone to Heaven RIP mommy loves u so much " they'll realize she's full of shit and tell Darnell to stay the hell away from that nasty white ho.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Lol Sammie judging others bodies when hers is grotesque. I love the random gunt picture that you can hardly tell wtf you are looking at.


Kimberly's dog had ANOTHER LITTER WTF? I thought it just did in July or summer some time. Dirty ass corner. That dog looks older too.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Lol Sammie judging others bodies when hers is grotesque. I love the random gunt picture that you can hardly tell wtf you are looking at.
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Kimberly's dog had ANOTHER LITTER WTF? I thought it just did in July or summer some time. Dirty ass corner. That dog looks older too.
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That body type our gorl is mocking is pretty much how she’s built, albeit with significantly more gunt.

 

[Vi0l3t]

That body type our gorl is mocking is pretty much how she’s built, albeit with significantly more gunt.

Looks identical to kim too

 

[Jeep1971]

Lol Sammie judging others bodies when hers is grotesque. I love the random gunt picture that you can hardly tell wtf you are looking at.
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Kimberly's dog had ANOTHER LITTER WTF? I thought it just did in July or summer some time. Dirty ass corner. That dog looks older too.
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This poor dog has the beginning of cataracts in her eyes,she's too damn old to be having pups.
These people need more dogs like a hole in the fucking head.
I'm glad the one person commented to fix that dog now!
And her SN kid is surrounded by puppy pads laden with dog shit and four adults smoking. The adults here are cows but the animals and kids didn't ask for this.

 

[Vi0l3t]

This poor dog has the beginning of cataracts in her eyes,she's too damn old to be having pups.
These people need more dogs like a hole in the fucking head.
I'm glad the one person commented to fix that dog now!
And her SN kid is surrounded by puppy pads laden with dog shit and four adults smoking. The adults here are cows but the animals and kids didn't ask for this.

Agree way too old to be giving birth. Very sad.

Gag.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

I’m sure the 200 or whatever the get a pup is sooo worth it to them though.

They are just nasty gross people…that whelping box is filthy af. I’m sure everything smells fantastic.

This poor dog has the beginning of cataracts in her eyes,she's too damn old to be having pups.
These people need more dogs like a hole in the fucking head.
I'm glad the one person commented to fix that dog now!
And her SN kid is surrounded by puppy pads laden with dog shit and four adults smoking. The adults here are cows but the animals and kids didn't ask for this.