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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 48 44.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.2%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.9%

  • Total voters
    107
Looks like Randbot and Ethan finally broke up, lots of shit talking in the last hour on fedi. Not a peep from him about it on twitter.
Hilarious, Rand says an unnamed friend was too erratic (anyone reading knows it’s the Gunt) to announce the independence of his show, Ralph over reacts. I wonder how long until the kill report is just Ralph screaming over discord at guests that aren’t even there.
 
Looks like Randbot and Ethan finally broke up, lots of shit talking in the last hour on fedi. Not a peep from him about it on twitter.
Everyone is a snake.

Sandra was a snake too for needing to go to the hospital instead of letting you sleep the pillstream off too.

But Ralph got her back by letting her die alone, so the Ralphamale wins again.
 
Looks like Randbot and Ethan finally broke up, lots of shit talking in the last hour on fedi. Not a peep from him about it on twitter.
ā€œsome trusted peoples have discussed thisā€

ralph is without a doubt trying to put together who ā€œtrusted peoplesā€ implies. my guesses are dingo, bibble, maybe even (yes i know 🌈) gator? i do know that hearing ralph seethe about rand on his morning show will be very fun to watch!!!
 
I guess Ralph checked his KF thread and decided to make a statement.

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I guess Ralph checked his KF thread and decided to make a statement.

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Way back when they fell out on Dlive, when Rand promised to share all of Ralph’s secrets, Rand’s paypigs were superchatting Bibble is white. It wasn’t too long after that Rand went on the Killstream with a voice modifer where his voice was extremely low, sounding like Bibble....

If you are really done forever, Rand it’s time to stand up for yourself and release all the šŸ’© you have been holding back.
 
I've been watching this thread and never jumped in because it is honestly a great thread and I won't shit it up, but for days I've been thinking how cool it would be - given the personality type that Porcelain Ralph is - that slipping him some Ayahuasca or seeing him becoming a regular user would be like the birth of sort of like some super-ultimate-LOLCOW from a Marvel movie...

I'll piss off now.
 
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Felted by trannies, bullied by teenagers, backstabbed by friends. It's literally everyone else's fault that Ralph's relationships are all a disaster.
Ralph should get that shirt if it’s available in XXXL and hangs an extra 8 inches below the belt in the front.

His ability to alienate absolutely everyone he knows or associates is truly amazing. Hope he’s turning the screws tight on Mantsu to ensure she doesn’t turn into a psycho cunt lying snake like everyone else.

Are you fucking kidding me? Again? Did this Rand thing cut him so deep he needed to go back to Vegas? Fucks sake.
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Careful Ralph, they are gaining sentience.


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Side note: the Rand sperg continued.

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Oh god I hope he’s booking tickets right now to soothe his Rand tantrum. I’m sure he will announce the CEO of MGM is a big KS fan and personally invited him.

I’d love to see his total losses for the last six months. His behavior is textbook compulsive gambler in total free fall.
 
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It's own?
U've have to many petroll, Rand, your high, put down the cannisstar.

Felted by trannies, bullied by teenagers, backstabbed by friends. It's literally everyone else's fault that Ralph's relationships are all a disaster.
Remember when he was basically bullied off twitter for several days by a bunch of weeb and neet Rekieta fans?
Ralph is weaker than Trigglypuff.
 
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