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[Fartificial Insmelligence]

This is tragic. Unless she's also a serial killer or a vivisectionist or a lawyer or something, I'm pretty sure that poor woman could do a lot better than Megatroon (tbf living alone with cats and a vibrator would be better).

Bet you any amount of money 'poly' was his idea, and she's stress eating while pretending to be ok with it. "A lifetime of love ahead" - this is the most unrealistically optimistic take since the people of Hiroshima were relaxing because it was only a single B-29.

You've gotta wonder why these girls have such low self esteem that they put up with this shit. She probably wasn't raised to be a doormat.

That fedora troon in the comments pretending gentlemen would be fighting over the fair, ham-like hoof of M'lady fat tranny tho.

Would transitioning have saved her from AIDS?

These are the questions that keep my penis up all night...

 

[decaydent]

Why, you ask? Why the hell not!?
Couldn’t find the original source, only some trans sports bra Etsy seller saying it was modeled by Leanne.

My google search history would be fucked now with things like “trans pole dance captain America”, but tbh I’ve searched worse things to find troonacy sources. and no I have no idea which other hero has shields - captain marvel or wonderwoman? Idk

 

[Mairon]

I finally found a fitting thread to post this reddit horror story

If anyone somehow hasn't heard this yet

Angry inch - Hedwig and the Angry Inch LYRICS

I do not own the copyright. Copyright belongs to its authors and artists.Movie: Hedwig and the angry inch (2001)Written by: Stephen TraskJohn Cameron Mitchell

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[AMHOLIO]

Why, you ask? Why the hell not!?

I mean, the salty world of cosplayers will complain to you about cosplay hos who dress up in skimpy outfits with token items of what they're cosplaying (like a red bikini, small horns, & dragon wings for a sexy charizard[dragon for nonpokefags]), I really can't fault trans people hopping on. It isn't like there's cis women who don't know how to cosplay for their body type (not all hos are thin, some are momo-kun) or femboys who pull off some good crossplay.

I can fault the laziness though. The shield means basically nothing, it is just a prop unrelated to the rest of the outfit. Maybe the goal was just to be "I protect all trans people!" and not cosplay, but even then, don't post the last one where you have no abs.

 

[Red Lobster]

In today's post Hair dye a FTM user crunkcore_bore contemplates life choices and shows how damn insecure the FTMs are.

'it's not very "manly" to bleach my hair' she says. Good for her for realizing how irrational and dumb it is, but still... Out of all the things one can be insecure about to be insecure about this.

Has not posted a pic of herself, but hundred bucks says the color of her hair is the last thing we would find femine about her.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

In today's post Hair dye a FTM user crunkcore_bore contemplates life choices and shows how damn insecure the FTMs are.

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'it's not very "manly" to bleach my hair' she says. Good for her for realizing how irrational and dumb it is, but still... Out of all the things one can be insecure about to be insecure about this.

Has not posted a pic of herself, but hundred bucks says the color of her hair is the last thing we would find femine about her.

Has this retard never heard of the paragon of masculinity that is Guy Fieri?

 

[road timber]

Trannies take a shower 2021 challenge. So far undefeated.

how many times do we have to say it. if you can smell your junk from a few feet it's infected, has spent days without so much as a splash, or is in a high schooler's briefs at gym. and if you stick your fingers in it and smell it for any reason as an adult, including AGP, you're a literal r.etard. place your bets on whether or not this troon thinks pussy smells like pungent fish so he thinks his dick is feminine now. can't stand these slobs. if you think your fishy dick is validating now, just wait until the smell fills up a room post op! so euphoric...

edit: despite the wealth of options, i think "katy" is still my least favorite troon. he's manipulative as all fuck.
he even has cult survivors like lloyd evans have him on as a guest, even though he's clearly an evtrangelical.
how the fuck are you going to preach the modern equivalent of skoptsy and call yourself the rational one.

 

[renée remains insane]

 

[twee]

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Is he trying to transition into 1990s Maynard James Keenan?

 

[soggy london]

New tranny insanity tonight folks.

Troon is mad female TSA agent doesn’t want to touch his penis.




He averted his eyes because he doesn’t agree with you, and knows you are a man with a dick making a scene about a woman not wanting to pat down your “girl”penis, as any sane person would, you ugly retard.

Also why are you tagging Alaska Air? They don’t hire TSA dumbass.



The brave and stunning real wombyn in question:



Btw, he has multiple selfie tweets captioned “can’t believe I FINALLY started hormones!”

So basically just another attention-starved faggot.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

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All the MtFs brag about their strong smell. No, gagging from your own body smell is NOT quirky. And letting your „bits get ripe“ sounds nasty. In the name of equagenderality the FtMs bragged about dick smell. Congrats, ladies!

Never enter a troon cave without RAID, a mask and sticks (to poke stuff - might need to check if sth crawled in the corner to die). I mean - don‘t enter in the first place probably…

Spoiler: funny profile pics

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Be honest guys. Do women smell like shit?
Cause these guys really do think women smell like shit. Oh god I’m gonna have to wear a ton of shit perfume aren’t I?[/spoiler]

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

how many times do we have to say it. if you can smell your junk from a few feet it's infected, has spent days without so much as a splash, or is in a high schooler's briefs at gym. and if you stick your fingers in it and smell it for any reason as an adult, including AGP, you're a literal r.etard. place your bets on whether or not this troon thinks pussy smells like pungent fish so he thinks his dick is feminine now. can't stand these slobs. if you think your fishy dick is validating now, just wait until the smell fills up a room post op! so euphoric...

Bacterial vaginosis is so validating! Just like a real girl uwu!

 

[Vodyanik]

The Tranny Chaser Atheist Matt Dillahunty keeps arguing in the Dawkins thread and getting ratio'd by TERF Island residents

"Some people with penises aren't women"
That's where we're at, folks.

 

[Notorious AGP]

r/traaaash (and r/FTM_IRL)proving once again that troons can't even be happy in their own safe spaces:
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These troon subreddits, Twitter, ResetEra, and many more countless examples all show 2 things. 1. That troons ruin every site where they have a large presence and 2. They can't even be happy in said troon dominated spaces.

Now FtMs and transmasc enbies are cannibalizing each other. I guess this is the female equivalent of MtFs acting like they're above transvestites, lol:

binarytransman™️ irl : ftm_irl

archived 1 Dec 2021 04:28:35 UTC

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/r/ftm_irl imploded and now I feel awful : ftm

archived 1 Dec 2021 04:10:52 UTC

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We are men/boys. We are not 'trans masculine'. Memes including this p…

archived 1 Dec 2021 04:26:23 UTC

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[purple mattress]

Getting a list together for clothes I want for Christmas and woo boy.

Spoiler: Etsy troons wishlist

Lord, I just want to look at goth clothes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I never heard of this guy so I googlized him. He's got more red flags than a parade in Pyongyang:

* Fedora atheist
* Nerd
* Computer guy
* Male 'feminist'
* Austin, TX
* Whatever this is (nice dazzle camouflage btw)
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$20 he'll be "Madison Dillahunty" by 2024 (if the diabeetus doesn't get him first)

The only thing they seem to be resisting is fashion sense and proper eating habits.

 

[Lil Miku]

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Is he trying to transition into 1990s Maynard James Keenan?

"WHYYYY CAN'T WE NOT BE TRANNIES?!"

 

[AssignedEva]

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I’m wheezing, this was an actual thread on Twitter….

The worst thing is that this brave trans woman pioneer was exposed to a KNOWN TRANSPHOBE

Would shielding her from the nasty transphobic gatekeeper RuPaul have saved her?

Bacterial vaginosis is so validating! Just like a real girl uwu!

We've actually just been exploring this in the Jazz thread. It turns out amholes generally don't have any of the protective microflora you'd associate with a healthy vagina (e.g. lactobacillus) but do universally have microflora associated with bacterial vaginosis.

 

[Sustainable War]

Would transitioning have saved her from AIDS?

Well, if HRT had killed his sex drive, maybe. His voice on the other hand may not have survived various measures of transition intact. Freddie died young and cis so the world could have Queen. Don't forget his sacrifice.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

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I saw a meme with this troon that captioned it "when you press 'randomize' during character creation" and it's so fucking accurate. This is a fucking Saints Row character.