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He WANTS people to go to 14 BC and bother his octagenarian mother while he's locked up for fucking her and stealing money from her
and give money, of course
and give money, of course
Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread
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Everything Beagle
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There's probably a limit on how much crap he can buy from the commissary.
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Should the jail be letting him ask people to harass his victim?
You’d think they’d be fine with him blowing his money on junk.
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"That aside, it does not suprise me at all that my letter and revelation of me being the Literal Reincarnation of Jesus Christ would receive such a massive number of views and responses. You have done well as foreknown for years, and expected of you."
Does Chris actually believe his whole life is a livestream now?
Does Chris actually believe his whole life is a livestream now?
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"Cream Pies (the cookie)" 
As opposed to WHAT, exactly, Chris? Something you've got firsthand experience with?
As opposed to WHAT, exactly, Chris? Something you've got firsthand experience with?
Second-Hand Boat Supplies
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Interesting; Clover likes Ol’ Roy while Barb prefers Pedigree
JULAY
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Someone could construe this at a ham-handed, autistic attempt at witness intimidation. Like a prosecutor, for instance...
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Or in other words, he thinks his life is like the internet version of The Truman Show?
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One does not meditate involuntarily. It's a conscious act of will and awareness. Of course Chris doesn't understand that: he just wants to say that he's better at it than anyone else. Never change, Chris.
He's also now got the ultimate cop-out bullshit, hasn't he? I suspect it's been commented on before. He apparently knows everything : Past, Present, and Future. All that he needs to do is keep as good a poker face as he can, and mug 'everything is proceeding as I have foreseen' no matter what Life throws at him. Even a cretin like Chris must have known that the Law would come after him. Why else did he run? That isn't mystical knowledge vouchsafed to the Ultimate Goddess, it's just the bleeding obvious.
He's also now got the ultimate cop-out bullshit, hasn't he? I suspect it's been commented on before. He apparently knows everything : Past, Present, and Future. All that he needs to do is keep as good a poker face as he can, and mug 'everything is proceeding as I have foreseen' no matter what Life throws at him. Even a cretin like Chris must have known that the Law would come after him. Why else did he run? That isn't mystical knowledge vouchsafed to the Ultimate Goddess, it's just the bleeding obvious.
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HAH! Chris approves of people visiting Barb. Take THAT, archivists.
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Imagine being omniscient, but well, CWC. One helluva monkey's paw wish.
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https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler...Yep,_I'm_on_TV_:)
His life always has been. Now, he knows he's famous world wide, yet his cope is always to forget why he's famous and instead it morphs into fuel for his ego. Why would he think raping his mother is horrible if he's so famous now, and people are writing to him and giving him money. To top it off, he's now at a place where people actually want to talk to him, and he doesn't have to lift a finger to do anything.
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This dude is in jail for elder abuse, incest, and wire fraud and he still has the fucking balls to beg for money without doing anything.
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The saddest thing about it is people will give him the money, and I think he knows that.
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People will forget. There have been no new articles. I'm sure the only people who are still obsessed with this are the retards who obsessed over this before.https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler...Yep,_I'm_on_TV_
His life always has been. Now, he knows he's famous world wide, yet his cope is always to forget why he's famous and instead it morphs into fuel for his ego. Why would he think raping his mother is horrible if he's so famous now, and people are writing to him and giving him money. To top it off, he's now at a place where people actually want to talk to him, and he doesn't have to lift a finger to do anything.
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I would donate money if he did something funny like try to join the Latin Kings with his Spanish speaking skills. He just sits on his fat ass playing solitaire and writing to his pen pals.
One thing I want to know is who taught Chris how to make prison ramen. The soda bottle and paper filter is a common prison method of making it but I doubt Chris is smart enough to have figured it out on his own. My guess is one of the COs showed him after he bought the ramen, couldn't cook it, and started crying and stomping his feet as you do in jail.
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Pizza?
How even DARE someone try to send that to Barb while he's in his jail cell.
Oh no those FOOLS will have to wait until he's free to worship them both with the glorious cheesey snack
How even DARE someone try to send that to Barb while he's in his jail cell.
Oh no those FOOLS will have to wait until he's free to worship them both with the glorious cheesey snack
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Of course Chris usually won't try to predict the future, and instead say he "foreknew and foresaw" events that already happened.
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So, I guess Barb was forebanged without foreskin or a nice presentable penis. Chris is a real piece of shit. He's shown no real concern for Barb, and I feel like he only mentioned her to look good for court. He seems more concerned with getting back into the hoard of failure.
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I don't think it's a good idea to allow randos to come in to your mom's house. If Chris says "no recording", people are going to do the opposite. This is just like the information overload thing. Chris still hasn't/won't learn.