TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Spunt]

Maybe his hair got so long that he stepped on one of it's greasy strands?

I think it got so greasy it just slid off his scalp.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Maybe he is wearing the wig all this time. With so much self loathing, non productivity and stress from Trump and Twitter, he had lost his hair long time ago.

 

[Nobue]

He's a gigolo right now, and Daddy pulled it out while taking him roughly from behind

 

[DogEatDogFood]

If I have to speculate, I think Noah probably had some kind of mental breakdown where he tore part of his hair. He never was concerned about his personal look, so I don't think he was trying to cut his hair.

 

[Well Intentioned]

He's a gigolo right now, and Daddy pulled it out while taking him roughly from behind

Curse Lowtax for depriving us of the lolcow team-up we deserve.

Any chance it was just typical male baldness hair thinning and he's blowing it out of proportion?

 

[Captain Syrup]

If I have to speculate, I think Noah probably had some kind of mental breakdown where he tore part of his hair. He never was concerned about his personal look

I could see him agreeing to a haircut, just to get mom off his back. He's too lazy to apply for jobs; short hair makes it look like he made an effort.

Of course, it's just like Noah to moan about his 'injuries.' I suppose he'll refuse to leave his room looking like this. Slowly ratcheting his way toward threatening to kill himself rather than work.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Did Warthog forget that last Christmas her friend kicked her out and didn't want to spend Christmas with her?

Last Christmas I gave you my hog
but the very next day you kicked out (yay)
This year to save me from tears
I tweet to someone special!

Oh no. He won't be able to get that acting gig from bumping into del Toro in a gas station.

I heard John Waters is hiring.

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

He's probably losing hair because he's vitamin deficient.

Serious question: There are a lot of jokes about Spoony being a boozehound. Is there any evidence that he was actually abusing alcohol at any point? The only thing I can think of is how he was loaded during his last Twilight review because Scarlett just dumped him.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

He's probably losing hair because he's vitamin deficient.

Serious question: There are a lot of jokes about Spoony being a boozehound. Is there any evidence that he was actually abusing alcohol at any point? The only thing I can think of is how he was loaded during his last Twilight review because Scarlett just dumped him.

I believe he himself admitted he has a "slight" drinking problem. I think the Twilight review was just our first real glimpse at it, if anything I think he simply got over it because he couldnt afford it.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Serious question: There are a lot of jokes about Spoony being a boozehound. Is there any evidence that he was actually abusing alcohol at any point? The only thing I can think of is how he was loaded during his last Twilight review because Scarlett just dumped him.

When Spoony did Live Wire he almost always had hard liquor or beer in hand, and got audibly drunk on few streams I can't name off the top of my head. There's actually a funny collage of him drinking on stream somewhere. (I think @A Big Bumbling Black Man made it?) He also used to drunk tweet but it's hard to say whether he was actually drunk or if it was more crytyping for attention.

if anything I think he simply got over it because he couldnt afford it.

Going to the liquor store might have become too mentally taxing for him.

 

[Captain Syrup]

When Spoony did Live Wire he almost always had hard liquor or beer in hand

Drunks do tend to be belligerent.

 

[Mango Unchained]

So in a drunken rage he teared out the hair? I'd recommend weed if he could afford it, not that Miles or anyone would care. Besides, it tends to stick to the hair so he could use it after another navajo Coiffeur-ing.

Maybe his stench is at least gone, Mommy Antwiler could've hosed him down?

And on another optimistic note, perhaps he'll ref this incident with another comic tweet, is there a bald or partially bald Marvel character besides Lex Luthor he could "relate" to?

 

[Captain Syrup]

is there a bald or partially bald character he could "relate" to?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You know what might have happened? A few more strands than normal came out when he ran his hand through his hair and he's over exaggerating everything.

 

[Bob-omb]

He can play Zorg in the Fifth Element reboot.

At this rate he could play Chop Top in Texas Chainsaw Massacre the Musical or something.

 

[TVB]

is there a bald or partially bald character he could "relate" to?

But even then, at least Squidward accomplished some things. What has Noah done after the early-2010s that's considered successful?

 

[CWCissey]

is there a bald or partially bald character he could "relate" to?

 

[Kevin Roberts]

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[Gobblyeyedgibbon]

is there a bald or partially bald characterr he could "relate" to?

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

is there a bald or partially bald Marvel character besides Lex Luthor he could "relate" to?