Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[ToroidalBoat]

This is just like the information overload thing. Chris still hasn't/won't learn.

It's how Chris is the lolcow he is in the first place.

Chris still hasn't/won't learn.

What if his brain is set to "read only" like a floppy disk?

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

I don't think it's a good idea to allow randos to come in to your mom's house. If Chris says "no recording", people are going to do the opposite. This is just like the information overload thing. Chris still hasn't/won't learn.

On top of that, he's encouraging weens to steal temple artifacts, such as master copies of Sonichu when Barb falls asleep in front of the TV.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

I don’t want to over infer based on any information we get, but I wonder if him being able to tell people to visit Barb without consequences gives us any insight to the behind the scenes legal workings.

Given that the letter’s intended audience has harassed the Chandlers in the past, it seems to me that it could be something like wittiness tampering, although I’m not a legal expert. I don’t mean to say that it would result in additional charges, but could it lead to his letter writing privileges being restricted? If Chris faces no consequences from encouraging “visitors” to Barb, would that tell us something about Barb’s role, (or lack there of,) in the case? If she’s refused to say anything, it can hardly be seen as interfering with a witness. I’m probably reading too far into it.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I love this faggotty sense of irony people have that makes them think sending money to a rapist is entertaining.

 

[kendraObscura]

Imagine being omniscient, but well, CWC. One helluva monkey's paw wish.

We are all puppets, Chris just sees the strings.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It's how Chris is the lolcow he is in the first place.


What if his brain is set to "read only" like a floppy disk?

It would explain his fascination and unique bond with the commodore. Being that he's autistic, it makes sense.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

The saddest thing about it is people will give him the money, and I think he knows that.

I would donate money if he did something funny like try to join the Latin Kings with his Spanish speaking skills.

Nobody should give money to Chris going forward, not even for the "LuLZ" it was one thing to buy something from him when he was being productive and finally making money off his twisted fandom, it's another thing to give money to someone who is in jail for abusing there elderly mother in such a horrific way.
To anyone giving him money I ask would you give money to Nick Bate? dude was arguably more funtional than Chris but was into shit and raped his younger half sister, would you give money to him? The only thing that changes in the equation is the famillial relationship and age of the victim, just because Barbs a bit of a cunt doesnt make what Chris did acceptable or funny Chris started off as the OG Lolcow and has ended up as a Horror show giving him money wont make the monkey dance any more he's used to it, and expects it if you want a reaction of of him now it's better for him to withold stuff from him, just stop giving him money to feel comfy and you'll get what you want even if you ignore the mortality related issues I pointed out.

Of course Chris usually won't try to predict the future, and instead say he "foreknew and foresaw" events that already happened.

He's been doing stuff like this for a while with English and I really want to know where he's got it from Chris isn't especially well read and a lot of the terminology and phrasing he uses is right out of the mid 1800's and I am someone who reads and uses old technical books a lot and while I tend towards a older style of prose in my own writing because of that influence I know it's not done in public facing written text today and I'd sound like a idiot if I did. I know he's using words and phrases out of context just to sound smart but my god some of them are genuinely antique predating Bob and Barbs education by generations.

I don't think it's a good idea to allow randos to come in to your mom's house. If Chris says "no recording", people are going to do the opposite. This is just like the information overload thing. Chris still hasn't/won't learn.

On top of that, he's encouraging weens to steal temple artifacts, such as master copies of Sonichu when Barb falls asleep in front of the TV.

Part of me wonders if the prosecutor could work this into some form of Whitness intimidation, I know it's not likely to go to trial but if it did imagine how asking people to go see your elderly long suffering mother whose also your rape victim would play out to any judge or jury, as I said barb's more than a bit of a cunt but honestly she should be left alone she's old, mentally compromised, and also a victim of a horrific act that nobody male or female should ever have to endure let alone from a close family member to compound the horror.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What if his brain is set to "read only" like a floppy disk?

I think it's more like a GAN AI that's constantly being fed data, but its training set comes from a completely different and inappropriate stream. Like those AIs that interpret the entire world as being made up of dogs -- or in Chris' case his training set being entirely cartoons and pornography. Any new media that DOES make it into the training set is still filtered first through the old model (e.g. he's added the Bible but he's absorbed it through the lens of cartoons and pornography).

Chris can learn, but any new information he receives gets interpreted and stored as shitty fanfic.

I love this faggotty sense of irony people have that makes them think sending money to a rapist is entertaining.

I mean, if they derive entertainment from it, then they're not wrong.

It would explain his fascination and unique bond with the commodore. Being that he's autistic, it makes sense.

It's a bit grating that he thinks of it as a "console" though. I guess he only ever used it like one. I imagine Bob struggling, trying to teach Chris coding with it and Chris is like NO I PLAY FROGGER NOW.

He's been doing stuff like this for a while with English and I really want to know where he's got it from Chris isn't especially well read and a lot of the terminology and phrasing he uses is right out of the mid 1800's and I am someone who reads and uses old technical books a lot and while I tend towards a older style of prose in my own writing because of that influence I know it's not done in public facing written text today and I'd sound like a idiot if I did. I know he's using words and phrases out of context just to sound smart but my god some of them are genuinely antique predating Bob and Barbs education by generations.

Finding interesting words you like and overusing them is a common trait in autists. Misusing them is also common in overly stupid autists.

 

[fenny]

I got to the end of the endless run-on sentence about meditation and laughed aloud at the stray "among which" he ended it with. I don't think I've seen it written before, I always assumed it was just a stupid affectation he'd automatically type out to seem smarter. Thinking of him painstakingly scrawling it out on his precious prison notepad with his fucked up pen grip... fuck, man. Sometimes I can't believe he actually graduated high school, his grasp of language is so fucking bad.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Should the jail be letting him ask people to harass his victim?

The jail stamps the back of his envelopes with a message saying they didn't inspect or censor them. They're housing Chris-chan, not El Chapo.

Or in other words, he thinks his life is like the internet version of The Truman Show?

Is it not?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Sometimes I can't believe he actually graduated high school, his grasp of language is so fucking bad.

Mainstreaming by egotistical, out of touch and unfit parents will do that. Borb doubled down by 'guiding' Chris through college. Imagine how people who just found out about Chris realized he graduated from college and can still (what he calls) verbalize and writes the way he does.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Chris' name keeps getting longer. Reminds me of "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris' name keeps getting longer. Reminds me of "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular"

I'm telling you, when Chris eventually gets released, he'll want to change his name again to reflect this. There's no way a judge or other legal entity can change a name like that.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

Wait, so Chris is now encouraging weens to harass Barb? I know it isn't specifically what he meant, but why the fuck would she feel comfortable taking food from strangers knocking on her door? Think smart, Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Think smart, Chris.

This sentence hasn't worked for Chris in a long time. He thinks people are going to do what he says, but in reality, people will use this to harass Barb. "I wasn't trespassing; Chris gave anyone instructions to come to his mom's house to ask her if he really saw his dad's penis."

 

[Ophelia]

… mentally compromised …

That’s the best description for Barb’s current state I’ve seen around here.

Sometimes I can't believe he actually graduated high school, his grasp of language is so fucking bad.

This isn’t uncommon. The US education system is not very good and lots of people basically just age out.

The jail stamps the back of his envelopes with a message saying they didn't inspect or censor them. They're housing Chris-chan, not El Chapo.

They’re housing someone who is instructing people to harass his victim. There’s something in between Harmless and El Chapo.

 

[Guardsman42]

It makes me wonder if the jail/judge/whoever has yet to be alerted he's actually instructing people to harass the victim of his crime.

They'd absolutely use it against him, and rightfully so. Since he knows these letters are going to be posted, for the entire internet to see, he's telling a fuck of alot of people to harass Barb.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It makes me wonder if the jail/judge/whoever has yet to be alerted he's actually instructing people to harass the victim of his crime.

They'd absolutely use it against him, and rightfully so. Since he knows these letters are going to be posted, for the entire internet to see, he's telling a fuck of alot of people to harass Barb.

I don't know if Heilberg knows of this, but if he does, I don't how he can get Chris to stop.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Christ what spergy bullshit letters once again, honestly Kengle up until recent events may have taken over Chris for me as being the most Unlikable and annoying person in Christory, at least Chris has historically proven himself to be consistently, albeit, unintentionally hilarious to watch and observe. Kengle is such a meddling try hard douche with ideas and writings sometimes even more exceptional than Chris, yet is never funny because he’s so cloying and irritating in his ways it’s never fun to watch. Some of the worst letters yet.

 

[KaiserC]

I'm surprised the motherfucker hasn't asked Kengle to keep "healing" Barb in his stead. Or maybe he's doing it in his imagination.