🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Don't worry, he was hyperbolically referring to the corruption in WWE. The heart of the sport, those grizzled, oiled wrestlers, are 100% real and actually hit each other with chairs and ladders. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise champ.

Whew!

Thank heavens!

 

[Stasi]

Ralph going hambeast on Graf and Josh because Graf associates with Josh.
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Found out who muted KOP :

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Is it just me or is he getting incredibly, uncomfortable to look at, fat. And he sound like he struggles for breath from just talking. Reminds me of the fat fuck from the Bill Burr cartoon

 

[twozero]

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How is this bad? If anything Ralph should thank @Haru Okumura for bringing awareness to how easy it will be to dox his kid, allowing him to prepare in advance.

He’ll first learn of his own kid’s name from the farms for a second time.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

lol he hates fediverse because he's getting bullied

 

[MeltyTW]

lol he hates fediverse because he's getting bullied

he best damn well learn to suck pajeet 1st amendment hating cock then if he wants to violate the freedom of speech of others to shield his fragile precious lil girly feelings.

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Ethan does indeed appear to have wiped Christi Junior's author page from his site.

He's also planning to scratch an itch that only the good ol' one-armed bandits can reach:

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he might as well sub to a twitch or onlyfans thot and get them to pretend they love him, might actually be cheaper knowing how much gunt sucks at blackjack.

 

[Stasi]

Checkmate ayylawgs, the block button wins again.

The irony of this man blocking people who say mean things about him but at the same time spending all day every day reading the KF chat is not lost in me.

 

[cistendered]

He's also planning to scratch an itch that only the good ol' one-armed bandits can reach:

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Boo hoo, woe is me, nobody likes me anymore. Guess I better fly to Vegas and let Jews rape my meager bank account until it's nothing but a pile of ashes.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Remember when Ralph and Gator disliked the fediverse because it both had the word "fed" in it and that JOSHUA CONNER MOON advocated for it's usage?

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

The block button is Ralph’s only friend at this point.

 

[MeltyTW]

The block button is Ralph’s only friend at this point.

thas nawt troo fucker he still has like two people who who can stand beng around him enough rn to outweigh the consequences of his blackmail on them and or penny shares of the kill report "profits"

 

[veri]

i hope ralph knows the exact day he’ll be sentenced so he knows which killstream will be his last before he goes to jail. i can’t wait to see the complete meltdown that will occur.

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[Opticana]

Remember when Ralph and Gator disliked the fediverse because it both had the word "fed" in it and that JOSHUA CONNER MOON advocated for it's usage?

More like PEDIverse amirite? Jawsh Moon is a kid diddler!

 

[break these cuffs]

i hope ralph knows the exact day he’ll be sentenced so he knows which killstream will be his last before he goes to jail. i can’t wait to see the complete meltdown that will occur.
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Fake ass Mel Gibson here talking like a movie trailer:
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These two gunts need to just get a $50 comped room in Vegas and fuck already.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Remember when Ralph and Gator disliked the fediverse because it both had the word "fed" in it and that JOSHUA CONNER MOON advocated for it's usage?

Ralph would be a vocal trans rights advocate if Josh supported or just regularly spoke to a TERF

 

[MediocreMilt]

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Ethan does indeed appear to have wiped Christi Junior's author page from his site.

He's also planning to scratch an itch that only the good ol' one-armed bandits can reach:

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Oh no. No come on. Stop. This has to be a parody account.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Oh no. No come on. Stop. This has to be a parody account.

It’s fantastic. The only escape and comfort Ralph can find to get away from the daily grind of glowing screens of abject failure is to flee to Las Vegas to lose money by looking at their glowing screens.

He’s such a miserable fucking mess of a manlet. The only place in the world he can feel like a winner or have a few moments of happiness is a fucking casino. Sad.

Will Vegas trip #4 finally end up in making a honest woman of Pantsu? Lmao.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Will Vegas trip #4 finally end up in making a honest woman of Pantsu? Lmao.

Ralph will drown himself in The Bellagio's fountains before he actually marries Pantsu.

 

[OTView]

i hope ralph knows the exact day he’ll be sentenced so he knows which killstream will be his last before he goes to jail. i can’t wait to see the complete meltdown that will occur.
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Has ralph even won a single court case? As far as I can remember he's been fucked in each one.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

i hope ralph knows the exact day he’ll be sentenced so he knows which killstream will be his last before he goes to jail. i can’t wait to see the complete meltdown that will occur.
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If he gets tossed in jail can we have a movie night or something? I'd like to watch Cool Hand Luke, personally.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Has ralph even won a single court case? As far as I can remember he's been fucked in each one.

Well he beat the revenge porn charges.
Oh wait no, one of the few times Specktree was right was pointing out that the charges were still there just that the prosecution wasn't going ahead - yet.

No, I can't remember a case that Ralph won. He's a fat retarded jailhouse lawyer.