Lolcow musicians? - Tards that make music. Troon tunes if you will.

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Mairon

Mairon

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Any lolwcows who have made/continue to make music? I love hearing the wack shit that comes out of these internet weirdos. JustinRPG started the intrigue, and Chris kept it going.

Sadly those are the only two lolcows that I know of that make music. And that weird bald guy.

Any more examples to be dissected would be appreciated, thanks kind stranger.
 
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Oliveoil said:
There are the to I2p drummers. @sammyman @shawnphase
EPIC drummers who must drum battle!
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id rather not battle and just make a song with him. ive been focusing on guitar much more now than drumming.

my music is kind of a mix of everything, but some of it is trolling oriented. i dont exactly fit a lolcow mold, i just focus on music and dont care about ot need attention for it. some of it comes out being funny in spots, sometimes its just a big theme that if you can determine the meaning behind it, then youre in on the joke. its a bit of a sickness for me where i dont and cant stop, im constantly writing. but thats why i said id rather write a tune with dude than battle him, hows a battle gonna inspire him to not be so salt all the time. he doesnt have an outlet. if he applied himself and proved he had the chops he said he does then he'd be gettin somewhere. id rather keep goin forward than laterally or stayin in the same spot, even backwards.

 
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shawnphase said:
id rather not battle and just make a song with him. ive been focusing on guitar much more now than drumming.

my music is kind of a mix of everything, but some of it is trolling oriented. i dont exactly fit a lolcow mold, i just focus on music and dont care about ot need attention for it. some of it comes out being funny in spots, sometimes its just a big theme that if you can determine the meaning behind it, then youre in on the joke. its a bit of a sickness for me where i dont and cant stop, im constantly writing. but thats why i said id rather write a tune with dude than battle him, hows a battle gonna inspire him to not be so salt all the time. he doesnt have an outlet. if he applied himself and proved he had the chops he said he does then he'd be gettin somewhere. id rather keep goin forward than laterally or stayin in the same spot, even backwards.

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You responded?
Stoic never answers and I wish he would.
Cool!
I see what you are talking about but battles CAN inspire, but I can also see what you mean. I agree that if he stopped this poor me stuff and applied himself he CAN really create something.
Thanks.
 
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I don't know if this is his original work to be honest, because I've only heard about him through the grapevine. He's a sovereign citizen that created the most out of touch kids YouTube channel I've ever seen. This is the video that introduced me to him (Remember this is supposed to be for children. Because every child loves schizophrenic political commentary!)
 
Kate Bush technically when she first arrived on the scene in the mid 1970's. Like it was to the point she was a laughing stock caricature lampooned by comedians. But then the 1980s happened and she became legendary. So it doesn't count.

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Tiny Tim
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Gary Glitter
George Michael
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Bijork
 
Frank D'arbo said:
So is David Byrne, but is he a lolcow?
(If you don't know who he is, he's the Talking Heads lead guy)
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David Byrne claims music cured his autism. No. He's still an autist. But let him have his thing.

Former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach. He's headed towards cowdom as he gets progressively more nutty online. Just a few years ago he got into an autistic beef with William Shatner because Shatner used an emoticon that Bach thought, in a drunken haze, belonged to him. He will join in on Blabbermouth comments and start arguining with anyone who doesn't like his new music or says bad things about him. He's a total methed up drunken sperg. I used to watch his Youtube channel and it's a wonder his heart hasn't exploded yet from all the jumping around and shouting about everything.

He's also a major Kisstard. Watch his MTV Cribs episode. Mercyfully that entire house was destroyed in a hurricaine and there's a video of him recovering Kisstard trinkets while acting like a retarded lunatic.
 
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Sneed's Feed And Seed said:
Billie Joe from Green Day. Total leftysperg that's been bitching about politics through song since Bush. No, not Dubya.
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Billie Joe is alright. He's hot and Dookie is probably the best pop punk album of all time imo. Green Day wouldn't really be a "punk" band if they didn't express resentment for the modern American political climate.
Now, if you want a leftysperg who won't shut the fuck up about politics, I'd say Bruce Springsteen outdoes him.
 
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