Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,595
I'm not familiar with suckee massage parlors. Is there any kind of "wooing" aspect like there is with the Bunny girls? Their ads say stuff like "let's go on a date, let's go off Ranch property and hike and go to a romantic restaurant etc" but it's my understanding that you don't do that with rub and tug girls. You go in, get your rocks off, and leave.

Russell doesn't just want sex, he wants the girlfriend experience. If there's a language barrier and he can't talk to the woman with his wooing words, he won't like it. If it's just a rub and tug and she doesn't pretend that he's the studliest legal eagle ever to exist, I don't think he'd overcome his fear of legal repercussion for that.

I don't think he had any prior interaction with Dolly Hart (his consolation prize for not having enough cash to lay Lana West), but I also think at that point he was massively horned up and stuck on Ranch property so it didn't matter as much.

In short: it's not that he doesn't like Asians, it's that a blow and go place doesn't cater to his specific fetishes.
 
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Since Russ couldn't be bothered to create a route map (you know, the most basic thing that people might want to see if you're proposing a transit system), I've created one. Some of his descriptions were a little unclear, particularly around the airport, so this might not exactly be True & Honest to Russell's grand vision, but it's close enough.

It's hard to overstate how rеtarded of an idea this is. Heavy rail is best suited for suburban commuter routes that take advantage of existing rail lines with large distance between stations. With the short distances between these stops and the sharp turns, these routes are completely unsuitable for heavy rail. Where is the rolling stock going to be stored? Where is maintenance going to be done? What's the plan for eminent domain purchases required to clear a right of way? $800 million to build this in two years is utterly hilarious. Bus Rapid Transit lines would be much more suitable for these routes, and it looks like one such project already exists. It would be a much better idea to advocate for expanding that program.

Map is © OpenStreetMap contributors under the Open Database License. Russ, if you're reading this, you may use this map on your hilariously amateurish website! You don't even have to write me a cool song or suck me my penis.
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Spasticus Autisticus said:
Since Russ couldn't be bothered to create a route map (you know, the most basic thing that people might want to see if you're proposing a transit system), I've created one. Some of his descriptions were a little unclear, particularly around the airport, so this might not exactly be True & Honest to Russell's grand vision, but it's close enough.

It's hard to overstate how rеtarded of an idea this is. Heavy rail is best suited for suburban commuter routes that take advantage of existing rail lines with large distance between stations. With the short distances between these stops and the sharp turns, these routes are completely unsuitable for heavy rail. Where is the rolling stock going to be stored? Where is maintenance going to be done? What's the plan for eminent domain purchases required to clear a right of way? $800 million to build this in two years is utterly hilarious. Bus Rapid Transit lines would be much more suitable for these routes, and it looks like one such project already exists. It would be a much better idea to advocate for expanding that program.

Map is © OpenStreetMap contributors under the Open Database License. Russ, if you're reading this, you may use this map on your hilariously amateurish website! You don't even have to write me a cool song or suck me my penis.
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Nice touch with the watermark.
 
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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
I'm not familiar with suckee massage parlors. Is there any kind of "wooing" aspect like there is with the Bunny girls? Their ads say stuff like "let's go on a date, let's go off Ranch property and hike and go to a romantic restaurant etc" but it's my understanding that you don't do that with rub and tug girls. You go in, get your rocks off, and leave.

Russell doesn't just want sex, he wants the girlfriend experience. If there's a language barrier and he can't talk to the woman with his wooing words, he won't like it. If it's just a rub and tug and she doesn't pretend that he's the studliest legal eagle ever to exist, I don't think he'd overcome his fear of legal repercussion for that.

I don't think he had any prior interaction with Dolly Hart (his consolation prize for not having enough cash to lay Lana West), but I also think at that point he was massively horned up and stuck on Ranch property so it didn't matter as much.

In short: it's not that he doesn't like Asians, it's that a blow and go place doesn't cater to his specific fetishes.
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He'd feel like he was slumming at an Asian rub and tug. He thinks the brothels are classy so he might go to a high end massage parlor with American women who can butter him up with insincere compliments while they try to squeeze as much cash out of him as they can.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Russ just posted on his instagram about how his song was played in 30 countries, over 2,500 times, and had 17k views on youtube. I just have to say, you autists who kept playing it to laugh have really made him think he did something special. Well done
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With those kind of numbers its doubtful anyone that isn't watching to mock him ever even accidentally saw it.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Russ just posted on his instagram about how his song was played in 30 countries, over 2,500 times, and had 17k views on youtube. I just have to say, you autists who kept playing it to laugh have really made him think he did something special. Well done
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Oh hell, it's just one of those generic things all the sites send out to everyone who uploads content.

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