Containment What If?

What if Chris murdered someone and tried to frame Michael Snyder for it?
 
What if Chris actually landed himself a wife.

What kind of husband would he be?

Who would he treat his wife? Well?

I suppose she would be expected to take on Barb's role.

It is possible that he coudl get abusive controling, if the woman is physically weaker than he is (unlikely, but possible none the less)
 
What if Chris actually landed himself a wife.

What kind of husband would he be?

Who would he treat his wife? Well?

I suppose she would be expected to take on Barb's role.

It is possible that he coudl get abusive controling, if the woman is physically weaker than he is (unlikely, but possible none the less)
Any woman who thinks Chris is a good catch is too disabled to consent to marriage.
Chris would need to be protected from any woman who claimed to love him, because she's going to be Barb's replacement in all the worst ways.
 
What if Chris was a talented rhymer a-la Dr. Seuss?

Would you really want to read 'You'll bring the green eggs, I'll bring the duck' by Dr Autismuss?

What if you were given money to pay Chris steadily to sit in a room and be unknowingly recorded everyday? What would you have him do as menial work for hijinks to enuse?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Abethedemon
What if Chris collaborated with Dobson
50805affd4.jpg
 
What if Chris actually landed himself a wife.

What kind of husband would he be?
Well he would claim to be a wife rather than a husband on account of being a woman nowadays, but that would make no practical difference.

In any case, he would be terrible. He's outlined repeatedly in the past that his ideal household would be one in which he does fuck all except menial chores every now and again whilst his partner is the sole breadwinner. Chris lacks empathy and an understanding of anything more complex than toys aimed at children, so the concept of a mature relationship and living independently would escape him totally. We have seen this repeatedly in his previous "relationships" with trolls, as recently as last year with Catherine.

However this is all a moot point because I will walk on the surface of Titan before Chris gets into a proper, adult, mutual, loving marriage.

Who would he treat his wife? Well?

I suppose she would be expected to take on Barb's role.

Very badly. The general consensus is that the whole purpose of the sweetheart search was to find a younger, more aesthetically pleasing Barb that Chris could fuck. In other words, someone who would allow Chris to keep living as a child (unemployed, without responsibilities and free to play with toys and visit LGBT events) whilst simultaneously validating him as a mature, independent adult.

It is possible that he coudl get abusive controling, if the woman is physically weaker than he is (unlikely, but possible none the less)

I personally think Chris is neither malicious nor intelligent enough to consciously manipulate or control someone. And even if he did, no one would put up with it (on top of everything else they would already have to put up with from him).

The only way this would happen is if Chris's sweetheart was in a persistent vegetative state.

What if Chris lived in Chicago and made Trap Music?
It would explain a lot. I mean Chris has never made anything original, creative or pleasant in his life, so Trap music fits perfectly into his resume
 
Last edited:
  • Feels
Reactions: Abethedemon
What if you were given money to pay Chris steadily to sit in a room and be unknowingly recorded everyday? What would you have him do as menial work for hijinks to enuse?
I'd have him run small errands for me like pick up coffee. Knowing Chris he'd be exhausted and complain. He'd probably then beat me up in Super Smash or something, I don't imagine it takes much to set him over the edge
 
What if Chris teamed up with @x86x2 to take down both Barney and the blue armed bandit?
 
Back