Containment What If?
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Chris would be in jail before the body reached room temperature.
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Chief Keef would no longer be the most autistic rapper in Chicago.
(Source: I live here)
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What if Chris actually landed himself a wife.
What kind of husband would he be?
Who would he treat his wife? Well?
I suppose she would be expected to take on Barb's role.
It is possible that he coudl get abusive controling, if the woman is physically weaker than he is (unlikely, but possible none the less)
What kind of husband would he be?
Who would he treat his wife? Well?
I suppose she would be expected to take on Barb's role.
It is possible that he coudl get abusive controling, if the woman is physically weaker than he is (unlikely, but possible none the less)
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Probably the woman will be the one who is abusive and controlling
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Any woman who thinks Chris is a good catch is too disabled to consent to marriage.
Chris would need to be protected from any woman who claimed to love him, because she's going to be Barb's replacement in all the worst ways.
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Would you really want to read 'You'll bring the green eggs, I'll bring the duck' by Dr Autismuss?
What if you were given money to pay Chris steadily to sit in a room and be unknowingly recorded everyday? What would you have him do as menial work for hijinks to enuse?
ManOfOlympium
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What if it turns out this universe is a fictional universe, which stars Chris, satirizing the SJW mentality?
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Christine isn't an SJW she is just a transwoman wanting to live her life in peace
ManOfOlympium
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I get that.
I'm just saying that a lot of SJWs seem to remind me of early Chris. Thinking they're entitled to what ever they want. Blaming others for their own fuck ups. Thinking they should get the fruit of other labor.
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Well he would claim to be a wife rather than a husband on account of being a woman nowadays, but that would make no practical difference.
In any case, he would be terrible. He's outlined repeatedly in the past that his ideal household would be one in which he does fuck all except menial chores every now and again whilst his partner is the sole breadwinner. Chris lacks empathy and an understanding of anything more complex than toys aimed at children, so the concept of a mature relationship and living independently would escape him totally. We have seen this repeatedly in his previous "relationships" with trolls, as recently as last year with Catherine.
However this is all a moot point because I will walk on the surface of Titan before Chris gets into a proper, adult, mutual, loving marriage.
Very badly. The general consensus is that the whole purpose of the sweetheart search was to find a younger, more aesthetically pleasing Barb that Chris could fuck. In other words, someone who would allow Chris to keep living as a child (unemployed, without responsibilities and free to play with toys and visit LGBT events) whilst simultaneously validating him as a mature, independent adult.
I personally think Chris is neither malicious nor intelligent enough to consciously manipulate or control someone. And even if he did, no one would put up with it (on top of everything else they would already have to put up with from him).
The only way this would happen is if Chris's sweetheart was in a persistent vegetative state.
It would explain a lot. I mean Chris has never made anything original, creative or pleasant in his life, so Trap music fits perfectly into his resume
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I'd have him run small errands for me like pick up coffee. Knowing Chris he'd be exhausted and complain. He'd probably then beat me up in Super Smash or something, I don't imagine it takes much to set him over the edge
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