DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Which is why it would work out for him in the end. He can talk about his most loved subject (himself) endlessly by comparing himself or his content to others, he can shit on the other guys (and block them on twitter in advance to avoid retaliation) AND if everything goes well, he'll get the attention he oh so craves for. Also, he could have his paypigs fork over some WWE-bucks for letting them nominate the vids he reacts to. As long as he does not anger Aunt Susan, everything should be golden.

Except he WOULD inevitably anger Aunt Susan, and he knows it. Remember those Patreon videos he stopped doing because a detractor got ahold of one where he called somebody an exceptional individual? Notice how he refuses to get as sloshed on camera as he does late at night? Or how about his nail-biting problem?

The instant Phil tries to fill all his stream time with him running his mouth, is the instant he dooms himself to getting de-monetized on the last platform he has left. Guaranteed.

We know Phil lies about everything, which is why it's strange to me how quickly he dropped the swimsuit model soulmaid shit with Catherine. He could be saying anything about her, and how would we know differently? Catherine is one thing left about Phil that is interesting to try understanding, and we get so little.

This along with the exercise bike moment is why I'm with people who think Katherine has put on weight. That, or it's because she has been gone a long while and he stopped wanting to go to the effort of lying about how much better she is than Leanna (which is 100% what motivated him to bullshit like that to begin with).

Plus, I find it far more likely that Philip is footing most of the bills, not because he has to, but because he needs to in order to give her a good enough reason to stay at Casa de la Gout. Her being completely dependent on him is exactly what he wants.

This. Phil gets REALLY triggered by the suggestion that he, a married man, does something as unthinkable as utilize having a two income household, and it's more than likely him having a Leanna flashback.

I swear, sometimes I wish she would show up at his front door just to see what he does, because holy shit does he clearly have issues with her.

 

[Watamelon]

Why not a merge with the Killstream?

Two thin-skinned pigs constantly burning bridges and talking shit? DSP would even take all the shit Ethan throws at him without a single word but then they would have Twitter meltdowns.

I'm now praying to our CPU Goddess that this Merge happens.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Hmmm, could all this begging be for Xmas implants?

She should take Phil's. His tits are big enough.

 

[actually]

What is there to 'retrospect' about a couple months? This is what has never made sense. A retrospective would be 5 year intervals minimum. Other than that, it's a retconspective.

It's another example of Phil getting his retards to pay him to do work for him. The "retrospective" is him expecting money to watch videos that the fans picked. The most work he does is screening them before the stream to make sure he won't get embarrassed. Otherwise, he just makes a playlist and snort-honks his way through them, pretending he's changed while agreeing with all the dumb shit past Phil says.

I think that he is fully aware that his entire "career" now rests on the shoulders of a handful of whales, and a considerable amount of temporary members in the form of socks. He has to hope that:

1) The regular stipends keep coming from the likes of 1MM and PlanetJeff.
2) REDACTED keeps pumping the channel full of botted members.

And any mature adult with a business degree can see that this is not a sustainable business model.

All of these knee-jerk changes, which should've been made 5+ years ago, are just an effort to expand his outreach to try and develop a more legitimate fanbase. Could it really be that our PPB is finally thinking of long-term financial stability ? No... Surely not...

Depending on how YouTube implements gifted memberships, Phil could become extraordinarily boring again. He's already pretty boring due to the handful of whales coming in most streams to carry them, but it's been a hoot watching sock accounts be created one by one to reach these shit "goals". If it becomes like Twitch, the sub goals will become just like WWE Champions--one click and pay-to-win.

Someone should go see if he settled his Midfirst debt yet. Something he is amazingly quiet about after taking that huge L

This one confuses me. A bill for the fees incurred was sent out in September or so, and nothing was said. On the other hand, the condo hasn't been put up for sale yet (at least not on the court's website), so there's still a possibility of a deficiency being sought. That would generate at least a little ree-ing, although it would probably just result in a lien on the WAKhando.

 

[UaineRunei]

Why not a merge with the Killstream?

Because he's absolutely terrified of any social interaction with a human being that he cannot control/ban/moderate.

And don't forget Phil's worst enemy ever: reality. Both things are a no-no zone to Philip.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

Someone should go see if he settled his Midfirst debt yet. Something he is amazingly quiet about after taking that huge L

That’s still up in the air if I’m not mistaken.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

This one confuses me. A bill for the fees incurred was sent out in September or so, and nothing was said. On the other hand, the condo hasn't been put up for sale yet (at least not on the court's website), so there's still a possibility of a deficiency being sought. That would generate at least a little ree-ing, although it would probably just result in a lien on the WAKhando.

Was that the $1000 plumber or before?

 

[Serf 'n' TERF]

Her being completely dependent on him is exactly what he wants.

But that's backwards and contradicts everything you said previously - working, no student loans, no car payments, etc. If Phil is footing the bill for more or less everything, then everything she earns is pocket money which would mean she isn't held accountable to anything or anyone financially. That also aligns with the people who think she's saving all her money for when she inevitably divorces Phil and wants to move out.

Allowing Kat to work, even part-time, and still covering all her expenses would achieve the exact opposite result as to what you're saying Phil wants.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That’s still up in the air if I’m not mistaken.

According to this it was granted and he was notified if I'm reading this correctly:

Found this on twitter which better explains that the 125.00 is the document number and not the amount owed (also note it doesnt have $ in front which it would if it was money)

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[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

I see a future where The King of Hate Vlogs is updated with the PREMIERE DSP Tries It: Moving Cross Country to Section 8 Housing.

DSP Tries It: Living Next to the Undesirables

DSP Tries It: Government Cheese

DSP Tries It: Haggling for Groceries

DSP Tries It: Waiting for my Parents to Die

 

[Lady Adjani]

But that's backwards and contradicts everything you said previously - working, no student loans, no car payments, etc. If Phil is footing the bill for more or less everything, then everything she earns is pocket money which would mean she isn't held accountable to anything or anyone financially. That also aligns with the people who think she's saving all her money for when she inevitably divorces Phil and wants to move out.

Allowing Kat to work, even part-time, and still covering all her expenses would achieve the exact opposite result as to what you're saying Phil wants.

She’s working minimum wage and probably burning money on non-essentials.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

But that's backwards and contradicts everything you said previously - working, no student loans, no car payments, etc. If Phil is footing the bill for more or less everything, then everything she earns is pocket money which would mean she isn't held accountable to anything or anyone financially. That also aligns with the people who think she's saving all her money for when she inevitably divorces Phil and wants to move out.

Allowing Kat to work, even part-time, and still covering all her expenses would achieve the exact opposite result as to what you're saying Phil wants.

There is nothing pushing her to leave whatsoever. Why would working a part time job at $500 a week achieve the opposite result? So what if she has some spending money, maybe she'll get an xbox and ps5, or a PC or something. The only way she'll consider leaving is if Phil expects her to be equal partners, because then there is no reason to put up with him. She might as well at that point move into a shitty apartment with some stranger. The appeal of him was "you don't need to pay bills, you just need to stick around", and if that is gone then nothing about it is worth it.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

This one confuses me. A bill for the fees incurred was sent out in September or so, and nothing was said. On the other hand, the condo hasn't been put up for sale yet (at least not on the court's website), so there's still a possibility of a deficiency being sought. That would generate at least a little ree-ing, although it would probably just result in a lien on the WAKhando.

I wonder if the "legal fees" he's supposedly been paying to "deal with" his identity theft are some kind of weird cover for the foreclosure fees. Not sure why he would lie about the foreclosure fees though. Seems like another opportunity to complain and beg. It's all so bizarre.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder if the "legal fees" he's supposedly been paying to "deal with" his identity theft are some kind of weird cover for the foreclosure fees. Not sure why he would lie about the foreclosure fees though. Seems like another opportunity to complain and beg. It's all so bizarre.

That's the only thing that makes sense since he can't afford a lawyer that he didn't need anyway.

 

[Dona Morte]

As long as @Agent Proper does the retrospective restream it is an early Christmas gift.
Also Panda or he is STILL a pussy.
Wait? He had a 1k plumber? Was that for the mold stained under the sink area or was there another one?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I see a future where The King of Hate Vlogs is updated with the PREMIERE DSP Tries It: Moving Cross Country to Section 8 Housing.

DSP Tries It: Living Next to the Undesirables

DSP Tries It: Government Cheese

DSP Tries It: Haggling for Groceries

DSP Tries It: Waiting for my Parents to Die

The last one is in effect right now.

She’s working minimum wage and probably burning money on non-essentials.

And we have it from the pigs snout that she has her own debts, credit cards as far as I remember...I know it's like they were meant for each other.

I know it's Daves words and he couldn't open his mouth but he'd tell a lie, but once in a while he still overshares in a vain attempt to cover up something else.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

She’s working minimum wage and probably burning money on non-essentials.

Even if Kat is saving up so she can eventually divorce the pigroach, he will NOT see that coming no matter how many red flags she puts out around him, so in his mind, she is dependent upon him. He's not known for doing math very well, after all, literally or figuratively. All he thinks is "I'm paying all the bills, so she needs me." Outside factors aren't going to come into the equation, like they should, because they NEVER do. Dude couldn't even be bothered to think "Oh wait, people will find this, better pick something random instead of 100% incriminating" when naming his Champions account "TheyCallMeDSP".

Doesn't help that no matter his awareness of certain facts, or even his prior experience with the exact same opponent, Phil clearly always thinks he's smarter than them. It may even be THE reason he never learns to adapt in a battle, of any kind.

I wonder if the "legal fees" he's supposedly been paying to "deal with" his identity theft are some kind of weird cover for the foreclosure fees. Not sure why he would lie about the foreclosure fees though. Seems like another opportunity to complain and beg. It's all so bizarre.

By asserting that they're for dealing with ID theft, Phil positions himself as a victim of someone else, which is way more comfortable than admitting he is his own biggest detractor, by, say, drawing attention to a deficiency he owes on another condo because he told the bank to go fuck themselves.

Phil can't even be bothered to admit he was just falling asleep even though you could see him doing it, you really think he's going to admit that his general attitude toward responsibilities deservedly cost him a bunch of money? Nope. He is NEVER touching that subject with fifty foot pole, EVER again, for the exact same reason he ran to YouTube instead of fighting his de-partnering on Twitch: he knows he was wrong. He will never say it aloud, but he knows.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

The last one is in effect right now.

And we have it from the pigs snout that she has her own debts, credit cards as far as I remember...I know it's like they were meant for each other.

I know it's Daves words and he couldn't open his mouth but he'd tell a lie, but once in a while he still overshares in a vain attempt to cover up something else.

True, how could I be so dense. DSP’s last cash cow. His Moby Dick. He can get their assets and recover from the trolls casting the ancient incantation of fiscal irresponsibility.

This kind of reminds me how Phil said he and Kat agreed they don’t want children. Like it was ever his call….

 

[Paladin Derich]

I swear, sometimes I wish she would show up at his front door just to see what he does, because holy shit does he clearly have issues with her.

She was the ultimate detractor. She revealed that phil is oblivious to physical cues (i.e. making kiss me faces on vacation videos), revealed that the sex dried up because he's impotent, and later cucking him while he was waiting for chicken tendies. Basically confirming that he's a overgrown child. If she did show up at the door, he'd most likely not answer it because neighbors might see and talk, or he would think its an elaborate gayop.

 

[Sup3r]

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I want to be a fly on the wall as this is happening. Khet’s fat body taking up 80% of the couch as her sweaty fat layers produce a nauseating odor. Phil next to her, playing WWE Champions with whatever money he hasn’t already burnt on doordash orders and cat food. They probably don’t converse and they just sit listening to bonus gem damage and the sound of Geralt’s horse neighing.

Why would he spend the "little" time gets to spend with his wife just "watching" her play a game. Why not play a game together. Also after how much he has shat on cdpr for cp 2077, why would he be interested in one of their games. And saying "do a ton of questing" and "get nothing done" don't work together, if you have done something, you have done something not nothing.

I mean we all know that the "marriage" wasn't because they were in love and was only for convenience, but he should at least act like they spend time together doing something rather than just being in the same room. And we know he can't hold a moral stance even if all he had to do was nothing, but to act like nothing happened looks off from him. You'd think he'd dunk on the big epic fail.

DSP wants an "O" brother.
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He seems to really want Geoff's attention even though he indirectly accused him of running rigged polls around this same time last year after being trashed by TLOU2 fans.

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DSP give it up. You will never regain your prior state of irrelevance again. Especially since he's trying to get away from games with his claims of carpal tunnel and "subtle" admittance to being shit (but it totally isn't his fault).

If Phil were to ever transition to a "full time, orghanic podkhast kreator" I think it would truly spell the end of his career. There is no way a podcast can survive the current internet climate without collaborators, sponsors or community. His whales would create a "community" but it would never even come close to being enough. They would be bled dry by this greedy pig, all while he snorts and hacks like a Travis Scott concert attendee.

Phil doesn't understand how hard running a successful podcast can be. You know all he thinks it'd be is talking at a camera for a prolonged period of time but at this point, it has become so much more. In fact, that's how he sees youtube in general: just show up, stream and record, and reupload. But so much of it now is spent networking with other "creators", managing social media (more than toxic shit flinging at people bigger than you and announcing streams and begging, but also to keep an eye on what's trending to cash in on it) and managing sponsorships to shore up the inconsistent income that comes from relying on big platforms. There is a reason all the big creators end up hiring actual employees to help do that.