DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[metis]

I don't know if this has been mentioned here yet, but why did they draw him making the fucking O face?? I can't be the only one who sees it. He should sue whoever draws this shit for him.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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I don't know if this has been mentioned here yet, but why did they draw him making the fucking O face?? I can't be the only one who sees it. He should sue whoever draws this shit for him.

Its actually an homage to the only time DSP was relevant. This captures the exact moment he climaxed in front of children

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I don't know if this has been mentioned here yet, but why did they draw him making the fucking O face?? I can't be the only one who sees it. He should sue whoever draws this shit for him.

WTF is this racist assbaggery? At least they got the crooked jaw correct.

 

[Telemeter]

DSP Tries It: Waiting for my Parents to Die

I really need to sell that house to pay my mortgage bill next week *snort*. So if you could show some support and die already so I can make good on that will, that would be great. Alright? Alright.

 

[troll cult member]

"Counting down to Christmas!" No one does that Phil, real adults have to worry about life and get shit done. Not spend a week celebrating our 40th birthday or waiting for Christmas morning like some mentally regressed reeree

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

He has no money guys....

However he can afford a FUCKING FOUNTAIN FOR HIS CAT!?!?!

Phil sucks at pretending to be poor....

 

[Wasabi Panda]

hey whats going on with Piggy,

and he's saying witcher 3 is super complicated cause you have to heal and dodge claiming it's too complex and a PC game even though it was simplified a lot from initial release of Witcher 2, lets not even talk about 1

amazing pick a random point in the pod-a-cast and you get bitching about things that aren't real

EDIT - why is she playing now when a remaster for next gen including popular mods is around the corner...maybe soon. I'm sure Piggy Pod-a-cast who's pillar in gaming news knows this.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

This nigga disabled the like count.

Thinnest skin on the internet.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil soft confirmed that he does his grocery shopping through delivery today. What a stupid bitch.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Phil soft confirmed that he does his grocery shopping through delivery today. What a stupid bitch.

I didn't know people were still doing that. I know door dash is now part of our lives, but Instacart came and went from the world before Biden took office, it feels like.

That feels like such a 2020 thing.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this is, interesting, going a mile a min from topic to topic and also slurring. I get this feeling he has conversations with these other people....in his head.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I didn't know people were still doing that. I know door dash is now part of our lives, but Instacart came and went from the world before Biden took office, it feels like.

That feels like such a 2020 thing.

Door Dash will now do stuff like Wal-Mart pickups, I did a couple of door dashes yesterday and half of em where Wal-Mart pickups. Made like 40 bucks in two hours.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I didn't know people were still doing that. I know door dash is now part of our lives, but Instacart came and went from the world before Biden took office, it feels like.

That feels like such a 2020 thing.

It’s wild how he can say in the same breath he has no money but then he’s ordering delivery for food AND groceries.

I cannot get over how dumb his fans are.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I didn't know people were still doing that. I know door dash is now part of our lives, but Instacart came and went from the world before Biden took office, it feels like.

That feels like such a 2020 thing.

Him removing every last bit of real human interaction.......neat.
Should make his incoherent drunken ranting podcast and general commentary even more removed from reality.

this is, interesting, going a mile a min from topic to topic and also slurring. I get this feeling he has conversations with these other people....in his head.

Was that ever in question?

The VGA's are not official...? No shit Phil, but please name any award show that is. And Jesus Christ Phil put a pin in your now daily rants against gayming journalists it's the same shit over and over again and you bring nothing to the discussion.

His ramblings about TW3 was just pathetic.

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

“Scalping is illegal” - DSP
“You can’t sell sporting tickets outside the arena for an exorbitant amount of money” - someone who doesn’t go outside.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but what DSP is referring to is price gouging, and it’s only enforced for items that are considered necessities if I’m not mistaken. Like people hoarding water, toilet paper etc. like in the beginning of the pandemic - and marking it up. So having exclusive or an obscenely advantageous reserve of a certain product that people need and marking it up to take advantage of the fabricated scarcity and known need of the product.

Scalping is normal however, right? If some retard wants to pay $500 for a Nintendo Switch, go for it I guess?

 

[Lord_Point]

DSP said he should easily hit his member goal because he gets THOUSANDS of views on each of his videos. Never mind how special that line of logic is, but thats not even close to true. Lets do some forbidden math... looking at the last week of uploads (48 total):
only 18 out of 48 have >1k views ( 38%)
only TWO have >2k views (4%)
Over all 48 videos he averages 850 views per video.

Now im no fancy valedictorian like DSP, but only 2 out of 48 is about 4% not exactly a passing grade.

Scalping is normal however, right? If some retard wants to pay $500 for a Nintendo Switch, go for it I guess?

Nah hes right, at least in some states. In my state its illegal to scalp tickets for sporting events and the intent is to stop people from profiting by creating scarcity.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Scalping is illegal in some states, I know it is in NY. Some states, you just can't scalp in like the event's parking lots.

 

[David Davidson]

The pig finally has lied and said that he has had "thousands of dollars" in fradulent credit card transactions from his account. He says he went to the police with it but they did nothing.

This is how he is going to gaslight that he never spent thousands of dollars on WWE champions to his audience and that for over a year this has been happening and he just never noticed.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil is upset the US government isn't using satellites to find scalpers and send them to jail for charging Phil an extra $200 for his PS5.

Also lots of shouting about 'the bhats!' like a nutty Q conspirator.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Careful guys, Phil is pissed off that major world problems aren't being solved instantly....

Meanwhile he can't be arsed to edit his videos, or set up his greenscreen.

This is what happens when you believe you are the center of the universe.