DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I really do not understand what possesses Phil to keep going with a narrative on the bank document leaks. The only thing I can come up with is that his issues are running the show here, because he's trying to have his cake and eat it too, AND completely unable to commit fully to an adamant denial because his brain is too aware of the truth and won't let him. That's really not a good idea. I've said it before, he made the biggest mistake ever by validating information on the leaks instead of laughing at the whole notion and then furthering the security on his account without mentioning the moment ever again.

I know it's not because he's afraid of getting exposed again, because since when does Phil ever see that shit coming? So WTF? It makes NO sense to admit that those incriminating transactions were real, especially when you compound that with the most ludicrous bullshit. Thousands missing and he didn't notice? Lawyer fees to "clean everything up"(whatever that means)? And now supposedly he has been told by police that he can't do anything?

By all means, Phil, keep going with this as you attempt to stay one step ahead of every possible avenue in which you can be proven a mobile gaming addict and a scamming fucking scumbag. You clearly underestimate your opponents, and always will because your ego is bigger than the fucking Milky Way.
Because the pig honestly believes that he can get away with it. He'll claim that "Oh, well, I didn't know! I bust my ass here 6 days a week." or some bullshit about him not monitoring his finances like the mature adult he claims to be.

Also, Phil; the police can't do shit. They'd tell you to get in contact with your financial institutions. Also, Philliam, a financial institution would immediately spot THOUSANDS of dollars missing IF it was fraudulent: BoA would've frozen your account, called you, and gone through protocol protect your account. Hell, if a bank notices a major purchase, the first thing they do is text you asking if you "are authorizing a purchase of *said item* of this much amount of money?"

I know you won't admit it, Phil. Everything is in black and white. We had read-only access to your account, we couldn't touch that $147 left you had. That said, here's some honest advice from a mentally ill detractor: get help, Phil. Your addiction is eating you alive and is going to end you. Shutting yourself off to the world has done damage to your mental and emotional state.
 
What evidence could he even have? He has months of these "unsolicited" transactions, why anyone would allow something like this to happen for that long is beyond anyone with a functioning brain.
Because he knows his fans are completely stupid and he's groomed them just enough to only believe the shit that comes out of his mouth. Why do you think he keeps saying his streams are for "mature adults" and anyone who questions him are just "dumb fuck children"? He knows his real fans don't ever get called "mature adults" in real life so he uses it as some kind of moniker for them.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe it cost hundreds to a thousand dollars to replace a shower head.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe it cost $1,500 to get a "Identity Theft lawyer" for Bank of America to give you your money back despite them having all kinds of lawyers themselves.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe he let these "fraudulent transactions" go on for months to years without doing nothing about it until coincidently his financial information gets leaked online.

And no real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe despite having 24 hours in a day and Phil using 8 for sleep and 8 for streaming all without even getting out of his jammy jams he has no free time to "spend with his wife".

But idiots will. And if you ask any legitimate questions to Phil's legitimacy: "Get that ass banned you brain-dead child. Stop spreading the truth around my squadron of morons who support my miserable life!"
 
I really do not understand what possesses Phil to keep going with a narrative on the bank document leaks. The only thing I can come up with is that his issues are running the show here, because he's trying to have his cake and eat it too, AND completely unable to commit fully to an adamant denial because his brain is too aware of the truth and won't let him. That's really not a good idea. I've said it before, he made the biggest mistake ever by validating information on the leaks instead of laughing at the whole notion and then furthering the security on his account without mentioning the moment ever again.

I know it's not because he's afraid of getting exposed again, because since when does Phil ever see that shit coming? So WTF? It makes NO sense to admit that those incriminating transactions were real, especially when you compound that with the most ludicrous bullshit. Thousands missing and he didn't notice? Lawyer fees to "clean everything up"(whatever that means)? And now supposedly he has been told by police that he can't do anything?

By all means, Phil, keep going with this as you attempt to stay one step ahead of every possible avenue in which you can be proven a mobile gaming addict and a scamming fucking scumbag. You clearly underestimate your opponents, and always will because your ego is bigger than the fucking Milky Way.
Sunk cost fallacy. His first time addressing it had him claim both possible victim angles at the same time (how it's identity theft and that it was incorrect) but he realised quickly that people, including everyone left on his forum, that the data was correct. So knowing how bad the transactions look, especially since snowkarl brought them up in his last posts in chat, his only angle to go with is to claim that the transaction are fraudulent, regardless of how moronic it sounds in context. It's his only way left to deny that he is a mobile game whale.

A noticeable pattern in Phil's lies is that he always builds on what he refers to a "nugget of truth". He loves to play semantics with other people when they claim something about him, so why wouldn't he do it about him. When the account first leaked, it showed he had about enough money in his account that he had gotten from the last stream at the time, indicating that his account was near empty when he started that stream.
You may have missed the forest through the trees in this reply. The lawyer should have seen the charges on his cards and asked asked what they were for. Allegedly being fraudulent, Phail would have at least seen them back then. His story is so far beyond ridiculous.
My second paragraph went into that part a little bit, but to expand upon it. A bankruptcy court that was being overwhelmed with work, a judge that likely was just wanting to get rid of the case and Phil being one of the first streamers to file for bankruptcy and is it any wonder that he got away with it. With how many videos he has on just DSPGaming, they were not likely to fully investigate that angle. All they would've thought was: he plays video games, video games have microtansactions and these payments are for said microtransactions.

The more pressing matter to the Judge was looking at his physical assets, like the Wahkahndo itself and the contents. A bad decision but Phil's case was not your ordinary bankruptcy, but was treated like it was.
 
Sunk cost fallacy. His first time addressing it had him claim both possible victim angles at the same time (how it's identity theft and that it was incorrect) but he realised quickly that people, including everyone left on his forum, that the data was correct. So knowing how bad the transactions look, especially since snowkarl brought them up in his last posts in chat, his only angle to go with is to claim that the transaction are fraudulent, regardless of how moronic it sounds in context. It's his only way left to deny that he is a mobile game whale.

A noticeable pattern in Phil's lies is that he always builds on what he refers to a "nugget of truth". He loves to play semantics with other people when they claim something about him, so why wouldn't he do it about him. When the account first leaked, it showed he had about enough money in his account that he had gotten from the last stream at the time, indicating that his account was near empty when he started that stream.

My second paragraph went into that part a little bit, but to expand upon it. A bankruptcy court that was being overwhelmed with work, a judge that likely was just wanting to get rid of the case and Phil being one of the first streamers to file for bankruptcy and is it any wonder that he got away with it. With how many videos he has on just DSPGaming, they were not likely to fully investigate that angle. All they would've thought was: he plays video games, video games have microtansactions and these payments are for said microtransactions.

The more pressing matter to the Judge was looking at his physical assets, like the Wahkahndo itself and the contents. A bad decision but Phil's case was not your ordinary bankruptcy, but was treated like it was.
The point is that it had nothing to do with the court. Just him and the attorney and he should have seen these alleged fraudulent charges back then. Hell, he alone should have seen them when he was contemplating the begruptcy and looking over his financials. He should have seen them when he saw he couldn't pay the connecticondo anymore and would have been wondering where his money was going. There is no out for him to make his bullshit even remotely plausible.
 
I don't get what he's hoping to achieve here, is he using the bank leaks to attempt fraud? cause obviously nobody has his bank account.
To gain petty bucks. It's weird to me that people on Kiwifarts say things like this as you should know he's always trying to claw money from his piglets anyway he can. He's done this at literally every opportunity he has been given.

If you ever have to ask yourself "why does DSP do this" it's always because money. He loves it, HE LOVES IT.

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I don't get what he's hoping to achieve here, is he using the bank leaks to attempt fraud? cause obviously nobody has his bank account.
I think he's just painting a picture for the dent heads that any outrageous charges they may have seen in his bank statements, all those PayPal and iTunes charges were not ever made by him. I think it's his version of plausible deniability, which is filled with so many holes you would have to be seriously retarded to believe.
 
Derich is simply a product of Clown World.

Careful observation of politics and media has shown him that degeneracy is nothing to be ashamed of and that you just need to keep repeating your dumb shit to eventually get what you want.
No he’s just Chinese and Chinese have no morals. Toddlers are on the plate for our boy.
 
The point is that it had nothing to do with the court. Just him and the attorney and he should have seen these alleged fraudulent charges back then. Hell, he alone should have seen them when he was contemplating the begruptcy and looking over his financials. He should have seen them when he saw he couldn't pay the connecticondo anymore and would have been wondering where his money was going. There is no out for him to make his bullshit even remotely plausible.
We've known he's been full of shit over his stated finances for years, but his "fans" are either too stupid to understand the implications of his claims (like jaxx who despite supposedly saving up for a car gives Phil money for SF) or just flat out don't give a fuck about it (hell SK knew about his finances as long as most of us, he revealed the leaks to Phil).

I find it funny that Phil is addressing this topic when he has been able to have new events overshadow it in his chat.
 
So the detractors managed to not only 'hack' into phil's bank account and add all these charges with nothing but some basic info from a cold call to the bank. They also went to the trouble to make it extra convincing by shopping specifically at the merchants that Phil would frequent , ordering Door Dash and picking up bottles of Chardonney and asparagus spears from Total Wine and Fred Meyer over a period of months. And doing it in a way that wouldn't set off ID theft alerts and get the account locked which means they were running around the exact same places he shopped. And they somehow managed to hide all this activity over months from Mr. I Pay bills every day and run my account near empty. And they called up all the financial institutions and somehow convinced them to remove phil from the standard protections everyone else gets for ID theft and fraud. And on top of this for some reason phil was unable to relay this explanation to us until now, weeks after he supposedly discovered this nefarious scheme?
 
Is he talking about the cops not caring about fraudulent transactions? Because they don't, unless it's something insane or tax dodging is involved the cops won't bother pursuing wire fraud.

Partly because the bank clamps down on fraud instantly. I had a card compromised once and the bank called to tell me they're reversing the charges and closing the card, and that was before I'd even seen the charges hit my account.

The funny part is even if the card is stolen, any goods ordered online still have their taxes paid so there's little incentive to step in.
 
What we're witnessing with these insane ramblings about "credit card fraud" is just another manifestation of Comfortable Phil. Whenever Phil gets too comfortable because his paypigs are emptying their pockets for him, he becomes extremely smug. Since he's smug, he starts deluding himself that he's smarter than everyone else, and so he feels like it's okay to tell obvious lies like this one.

Personally, I can't wait until this arc ends and we get DSPerate again. Because holy shit, Smug Phil is boring.
 
So the detractors managed to not only 'hack' into phil's bank account and add all these charges with nothing but some basic info from a cold call to the bank. They also went to the trouble to make it extra convincing by shopping specifically at the merchants that Phil would frequent , ordering Door Dash and picking up bottles of Chardonney and asparagus spears from Total Wine and Fred Meyer over a period of months. And doing it in a way that wouldn't set off ID theft alerts and get the account locked which means they were running around the exact same places he shopped. And they somehow managed to hide all this activity over months from Mr. I Pay bills every day and run my account near empty. And they called up all the financial institutions and somehow convinced them to remove phil from the standard protections everyone else gets for ID theft and fraud. And on top of this for some reason phil was unable to relay this explanation to us until now, weeks after he supposedly discovered this nefarious scheme?
And managed NOT to raise any red flags with BoA's internal security team. Phil is making it sound like there's detractors everywhere looking to take him down in some sort of gayops that only he knows about. Like we're all master of manipulation tactics for people that are trained to spot bullshit, along with infiltration plans to get into his mature adult house, along with spending all of his hard earned begging that goes to bills, dood. *Snort* Seriously, Phil. Most just laugh at your bullshit and point out the obvious. Give the pig enough rope and he'll hang himself.
 
Because he knows his fans are completely stupid and he's groomed them just enough to only believe the shit that comes out of his mouth. Why do you think he keeps saying his streams are for "mature adults" and anyone who questions him are just "dumb fuck children"? He knows his real fans don't ever get called "mature adults" in real life so he uses it as some kind of moniker for them.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe it cost hundreds to a thousand dollars to replace a shower head.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe it cost $1,500 to get a "Identity Theft lawyer" for Bank of America to give you your money back despite them having all kinds of lawyers themselves.

No real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe he let these "fraudulent transactions" go on for months to years without doing nothing about it until coincidently his financial information gets leaked online.

And no real mature bill-paying adult is going to believe despite having 24 hours in a day and Phil using 8 for sleep and 8 for streaming all without even getting out of his jammy jams he has no free time to "spend with his wife".

But idiots will. And if you ask any legitimate questions to Phil's legitimacy: "Get that ass banned you brain-dead child. Stop spreading the truth around my squadron of morons who support my miserable life!"
I'm really starting to wonder if a significant percentage of his tips are completely made up by him to give the impression of "success", or at least not complete and total failure.

[EDIT: I mean recently]
 
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Why would you play a game like "SIFU" that is predicated on "challenge" if you don't want it to be challenging?

There are a million other story based, walking simulators for people like that, fuck off with this "It's not fair it's too hard!" then go play another game.

Phil says "It's their game" meanwhile he is saying "devs need to be responsible" as he sits in his chair, refusing to get a job, and begging.

(If you know a game is going to be hard, then DO NOT BUY IT! Don't pull a Phil and complain about it, only to buy it and complain again.)
You’re asking Phil to be human, which is impossible. There’s plenty of games anyone can recognize they’re objectively good but this does not necessarily mean everybody wants to play them.

To give a specific example, you won’t find me disagreeing with the notion FromSoftware has a terrific track-record in making great games, but I’ve never played Dark Souls nor do I have the intention to do it anytime soon.

To quote a Phil’s favorite which he often forgets to practice: “the world isn’t just black and white”.
 
I'm really starting to wonder if a significant percentage of his tips are completely made up by him to give the impression of "success", or at least not complete and total failure.
His reported income on the bankruptcy docs matched (within reason) my estimates. He's not faking the tips. His fans are just that dumb.
 
I'm really starting to wonder if a significant percentage of his tips are completely made up by him to give the impression of "success", or at least not complete and total failure.
Most of his whales know that he's full of shit, they tip mostly because they see it as getting back at us (there's a reason for the punching the air joke), with the rest being too stupid to realise it. For Phil to be lying about a tip, he would need it to not show up on stream. The only consistant tips that behave like that are the tips from the likes of silentrob and OMM.
 
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