Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Sneezes like a kitten. Definitely totally real. Yikes. Also lol at “tries to talk as if he is mid-sneeze to sound feminine.

Dudes, I sneeze like a gunshot. Still a woman!

Apparently a lot of women with dainty sneezes force their sneezes to be dainty. Don't know for sure, no one ever told me if that is the case. I remember reading something a few years back saying that women shouldn't do that because it was bad for them, but I can't remember why. Hard on the vocal cords maybe?

 

[tiggles]

Here’s just a small drive-by laugh for you all.

- “there aren’t only two sexes”
- headline sexes the deer
- article sexes the deer

The equivalent would be saying women aren’t troo binary women if they grow dark facial hair.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Ooh found the munchie-troon chimera!
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I don't know why so many people here are in denial about this: EDS is a real genetic disorder, and both hypermobility and connective tissue disorders overlap heavily with autism:

The Relationship between Autism and Ehlers-Danlos Syndromes/Hypermobility Spectrum Disorders

And autism, as should be clear by now, overlaps heavily with troonism.

He is correct that EDS is more often diagnosed in women, but note that this is because female hormones increase joint laxity and if you have a connective tissue disorder this can mean worse symptoms that will make you more likely to seek medical care and thus diagnosis. He is about to go on female hormones.

The guy even says that he was warned about pain and surgery being dangerous (which makes me wonder what type of EDS he has) but doesn't seem to grasp the extent to which he has fucked himself. "I can deal with pain" sounds like something someone who has not dealt with long-term pain before might say.

There are tens of thousands of autistic boys and young men out there whose genetic medical condition is being kept in check by their extremely low natural levels of female hormones and who are in the process of destroying that protection with HRT as we speak, because online groomers told them that the isolation and disconnection from their bodies they experience as part of their autism is actually due to being trans. These poor idiots are fucking themselves up for life, their doctors and surgeons don't give a shit, and hardly anyone is talking about it.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

I never, ever would have believed it before The Great Unporning, but tumblr has actually become relatively pleasant. A bunch of brainrot left the site with people freaking out about the porn ban.

And those degenerates are now on Twitter. There has been an increase in sexually eplicit content since the Tumblr ban. Even worse, many of them do not mark their porn as “sensitive material” (especially when the porn is drawn). So now, you can be looking through an innocent hashtag and accidentally stumble onto porn.

 

[Malthusian Trap]

The gendergoblin that has been haunting Jeopardy for the past few weeks is now the 13th winningest player in the history of the show, and the most successful "woman."

I wouldn't be surprised if the producers stack people who performed poorly in the auditions against Stunning and Brave Amy to create a quote unquote "feel-good" viral story to appeal to the middle aged liberal women who make up the show's main viewing demographic.

Oh, and it decided to wear pearls today.

 

[Hyro]

I never, ever would have believed it before The Great Unporning, but tumblr has actually become relatively pleasant. A bunch of brainrot left the site with people freaking out about the porn ban. Those of us still there* have looked around a lot and gone, "Wait, we're on a social media site that displays a full, chronological feed of everyone we're following with no editing or algorithms. And a huge chunk of the infamous performative outrage has migrated to twitter and tiktok."

There's still a trans fanclub, of course, but I follow some terven accounts and regularly see those posts getting thousands of notes.

*what can I say, I like gifs of retro media and landscape photography

The thing is, tumblrs obtuse web design kept the loonies contained. Having them all move onto the same website thats also filled with journalists, actors and other big name people has amplified them many times.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

I don't know why so many people here are in denial about this: EDS is a real genetic disorder, and both hypermobility and connective tissue disorders overlap heavily with autism:

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The Relationship between Autism and Ehlers-Danlos Syndromes/Hypermobility Spectrum Disorders

And autism, as should be clear by now, overlaps heavily with troonism.

He is correct that EDS is more often diagnosed in women, but note that this is because female hormones increase joint laxity and if you have a connective tissue disorder this can mean worse symptoms that will make you more likely to seek medical care and thus diagnosis. He is about to go on female hormones.

The guy even says that he was warned about pain and surgery being dangerous (which makes me wonder what type of EDS he has) but doesn't seem to grasp the extent to which he has fucked himself. "I can deal with pain" sounds like something someone who has not dealt with long-term pain before might say.

There are tens of thousands of autistic boys and young men out there whose genetic medical condition is being kept in check by their extremely low natural levels of female hormones and who are in the process of destroying that protection with HRT as we speak, because online groomers told them that the isolation and disconnection from their bodies they experience as part of their autism is actually due to being trans. These poor idiots are fucking themselves up for life, their doctors and surgeons don't give a shit, and hardly anyone is talking about it.

Well thanks for that, every autistic Kiwi Farmer, (which is litterally every one of us) is now wondering if they're gonna get EDS.

On a more serious note, I had no idea EDS and autism were linked. I always assumed the former was a physical disorder, and the latter a psychological.

Then again, I am but a humble retard.

 

[Notorious AGP]

These are some of my favorite threads because they tell on themselves in their misogyny without any inclination that they’re even aware of what they’re doing. View attachment 2769320

Ooh found the munchie-troon chimera!
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Ah yes. The univeral female experience of having an abundance of both free time and food to eat. Women definitely aren’t actually female unless they have enough money and time to act like they’re living in a Cathy(sp?) cartoon strip in the Sunday funnies. Fuck off third-worlders, you’re men now.
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Sneezes like a kitten. Definitely totally real. Yikes. Also lol at “tries to talk as if he is mid-sneeze to sound feminine.”
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This one is a doozy. He feels feminine in the moments he experiences aggression. I bet he definitely totally doesn’t have a history of domestic violence, no siree. Also I like how this is carefully worded so as to subtly obfuscate the likely reality that he was ALSO a psych patient at the time this interaction took place. I’ll treat him like a REAL woman for one second to ask, “Well? What were YOU doing at the time this man screamed insults at you? How did you provoke him?”
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See the post I made a few weeks ago for some of the shit they get euphoric over like sexual assault and rape:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/tranny-sideshows-on-social-media.33028/page-3278#post-10489488

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

The gendergoblin that has been haunting Jeopardy for the past few weeks is now the 13th winningest player in the history of the show, and the most successful "woman."

I wouldn't be surprised if the producers stack people who performed poorly in the auditions against Stunning and Brave Amy to create a quote unquote "feel-good" viral story to appeal to the middle aged liberal women who make up the show's main viewing demographic.

Oh, and it decided to wear pearls today.

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Can someone please, for the love of god, find one way to legitimize women's existence without bringing up sex or giving birth? We let them have cooking for a few centuries because we were too busy hunting animals and we gave them interior design because gay men hadn't been invented yet, but is there anything they're actually better than men at in 2021? I used to feel sorry about them getting crowded out of women's sports, but the more I think about it, the more I realize that even if transwomen and women were on the same level athletically, their slow brains would just cause them to be out-strategized and they'd lose anyway.

 

[Ona Quest]

Troons on Twitter Mad at Dawkins

Spoiler: G be TERFin', G be trollin'

Most of the people talking about how cool the word "logomachist" was, were "transphobes" but sure, you are an educated and enlightened individual, unlike those savage and regressive cis

Spoiler: Troon circle jerk

Lol not only are they projecting their own idiocy, but they're really just highlighting how dumb they really are with their shallow perfomative pretentiousness

Make way for the proud ignorant sophist!

Don't listen to Dawkins, kids! Remember, even though he himself hasn't violated any human rights, science is eViL!

Spoiler: You don't say

he's a fucking flat-earther

what a fucking shit take

 

[Notorious AGP]

thats literally nothing like jessica yaniv lmao, you have no idea what you are talking about
"transtioned" lmao transitioning didnt exist. wearing a dress is not remotely the same as taking life altering surgeries to "become a woman"

Are you a troon? Because you certainly whine like one. Crossdressing and trooning out are inseparable. They're both manifestations of the same underlying condition: either effeminate homosexuality or autogynephilia, without exception.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The gendergoblin that has been haunting Jeopardy for the past few weeks is now the 13th winningest player in the history of the show, and the most successful "woman."

I wouldn't be surprised if the producers stack people who performed poorly in the auditions against Stunning and Brave Amy to create a quote unquote "feel-good" viral story to appeal to the middle aged liberal women who make up the show's main viewing demographic.

Oh, and it decided to wear pearls today.

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"Like mother always said while she was giving me ice enemas, 'pearls are for girls'".

 

[DancesWithLeto]

Hard agree. The (American) atheist movement is mostly composed of idiots who have no idea what a life without religion actually means, so they pursue it with religious zeal. And because they're dumbfucks, they also don't get that they've stumbled into a death cult, complete with catechisms and martyrs and holy writs. Just this week we had Nick Fish and Matt Dillahunty both publicly praying at the altar of Gender Woo while thinking they're somehow enlightened. Atheism plus was a sick joke, but no one seems to get it.

My top hat is the one with the red hat band, by the way.

Troons on Twitter Mad at Dawkins
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Spoiler: G be TERFin', G be trollin'

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Most of the people talking about how cool the word "logomachist" was, were "transphobes" but sure, you are an educated and enlightened individual, unlike those savage and regressive cis
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Spoiler: Troon circle jerk

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Lol not only are they projecting their own idiocy, but they're really just highlighting how dumb they really are with their shallow perfomative pretentiousness

Make way for the proud ignorant sophist!
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Don't listen to Dawkins, kids! Remember, even though he himself hasn't violated any human rights, science is eViL!
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Spoiler: You don't say

he's a fucking flat-earther
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what a fucking shit take
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Spoiler: sperge on islam & religion

Late (kind of) but I never got into atheism as it felt too much like an organized religion itself, with again too many rules, beliefs and conditions attached to it. As an angsty teenager I voraciously read Hitchens and Dawkins (especially being raised in a religious household) and their arguments made a lot of sense to me. Atheists themselves however simply seemed to be everything they claimed to hate. It doesn't bother me if I tell someone I'm having a hard time and they say "oh I'll keep you in my prayers/I'll pray for you" provided it isn't that snotty, dismissive, holier than thou tone. You're still trying to control someone's speech and this is how a person just expresses genuine concern and empathy for another human in distress. You are the one being a dick. It doesn't surprise me that the internet generated this idea of 'Atheism+'.

I don't like organized religion, whatever brings you peace and joy in your life but I dislike it intensely and I don't want it in the State or my lawmaking. Having that belief doesn't take away that I still think you should treat individuals with basic respect until shown otherwise. It is not for me to tell someone else to live or believe and if these beliefs give someone a sense of comfort after distress, bereavement, addiction etc then I do wish you well. This isn't an anti Christianity thing, it is all shit. I fully agree that people who will sit all day taking aim at Christians (of which might might actually be pretty receptive to them, they just want to bother God a litle bit, as a treat) are too chicken to ever go after Islam. In the UK there were 2024 recorded incidents of honor based violence ranging from FGM to forced marriage; the UK reports an average of 12-15 killings per year. This is statistically far higher than the topic of the thread yet receives nowhere near the attention. I do maintain Christianity is a scourge when they insist on forcing their beliefs into the State but Christians are not strapping suicide vests to themselves. This was why I liked Dawkins. It is trendy to hate Christians but most "Christians" simply are not very good Christians. Many "Christians" really do just want to go have their little church meetings or whatever, sing their lil songs about Jesus and vibe in peace without bothering anyone and if you don't bother me or anyone else I don't care what you do. It is fine to say you dislike organized religion untl you mention that includes Islam and now you are a racist. Why is it racist to think I don't think it is cultural to slit your wife's throat because she thought she brought shame on the family, or mutilate your daughter to the point having children as an adult may tear her to shreds or that she will never feel any joy over her body? lol fuck you

fucked up the quote of this from the post above because I'm dumb but lmfao imagine thinking these tweets were some kind of own. That's the kind of shit you're gonna look back on in 15 years and think about with complete embarrassment and this motherfucker put his real name and face next to it like he's proud of it lmao

 

[chiobu]

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#FrontHoleProblems

Isn't gay trans guys = females who like males with extra steps? jesus

r/gaytransguys - [NSFW] When a partner is middle to large shaped it hurts in my front hole.

10 votes and 8 comments so far on Reddit

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When a partner is middle to large shaped it hurts in my front hole. :…

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[RandallBoggs]

All little girls live inside Hallmark Christmas movies this is known.
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Ah yes the experiences strictly exclusive to little girls:
- Playing in the snow.
- Being tucked in by your dad.
- Having a night light.
- Playing with kids in your neighborhood.

Everyone can fucking play with Barbie's. I played with Barbie's and other "girly" toys with my male friends when I was a young'un, none of them felt the need to troon out later in life or lamented over a missed femme childhood. Because most kids have sane parents who don't give a fuck if their 5 year old enjoys things that traditionally belong to the opposite gender. Also never in my life, all throughout kindergarten to high school, has any girl ever gone to school wearing a dress, because dresses are fucking uncomfortable and impractical when you have to run around all day from classroom to classroom and to and from the bus stops.

You are not a woman, you just had a sad childhood. Get over yourself.

 

[fetid_sewer_rat]

In a similar vein they always think girls have some sort of fairytale princess idyllic childhood where everything was fluffy and soft and the biggest problem was which dress to wear today.

Newsflash troons, little girls wear pants, climb trees and fight each other with sticks. They get abused and have family problems and school issues like everyone else. Fuck off with your coomer fantasies of what girlhood is like. You'll never have it, you're just an adult man who thinks a 'girlhood' would solve his emotional problems.

 

[chiobu]

I'm sure using "pregnant people" is a surefire way to win them over to your side to get vaxxed. In this scenario where you actually need to pander to women, you still fail miserably. What were they thinking? I'd not get it out of spite if I were their target audience!

What pregnant people need to know about the COVID-19 vaccine l GMA

Dr. Jen Ashton shares what pregnant people and those considering pregnancy need to consider when it comes to the COVID-19 vaccine and how it can protect both...

www.youtube.com

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[Ponzo]

Danny meets a troon in the wild

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Alright, alright alright! Frontholes and gentlemen, it's Troon Time

This raises a pretty interesting question:

What do you do if your Dad troons out? One pillow or two?

The lesbian dating pool just got a little hotter

Be kind, fellow ladies

*Jame Gumb intensifies*

Hello girls

 

[behindyourightnow]

Ah yes the experiences strictly exclusive to little girls:
- Playing in the snow.
- Being tucked in by your dad.
- Having a night light.
- Playing with kids in your neighborhood.

Everyone can fucking play with Barbie's. I played with Barbie's and other "girly" toys with my male friends when I was a young'un, none of them felt the need to troon out later in life or lamented over a missed femme childhood. Because most kids have sane parents who don't give a fuck if their 5 year old enjoys things that traditionally belong to the opposite gender. Also never in my life, all throughout kindergarten to high school, has any girl ever gone to school wearing a dress, because dresses are fucking uncomfortable and impractical when you have to run around all day from classroom to classroom and to and from the bus stops.

You are not a woman, you just had a sad childhood. Get over yourself.

Reading between the lines it looks like he just had a sad lonely childhood and longed for more attention and physical affection from his dad, but rather than facing that, he is transferring all the blame for his feelings of regret and sadness onto having been born a boy. Rather than working through his issues in therapy and moving on with his life, he is instead being pushed by the cult into a lifetime of medication and surgery. And none of that will ever even make him feel better: he might feel temporarily better, but ultimately he will end up more isolated and mentally unhealthy. Sucks for him.


Elsewhere, troon author seethes over the fact that somewhere, somehow, there exists a female who has kept her job despite not submitting to the girldick:

I assume they are talking about JK Rowling, but if that's the case we are supposed to believe that JK fucking Rowling has ever heard of this random Twitter Aiden, let alone that she would try to get their publishing contract canceled.

Then we have the quote tweeter, desperately wailing at the unhearing capitalist machine to stop making money from her best-selling books, dammit! Why do you continue to do stuff that is profitable, rather than listening to me and my group of 1,000 twitter friends who spend our days insulting people and retweeting each other's mastectomy GoFundMe's? Why?

(Yesterday I came across JK Rowling's newest book The Christmas Pig in a store and decided to buy it as a present for my nieces, based entirely on Twitter bullshit and me being a spiteful autist. It does look like a fun book, though. The amusing thing was that it was literally the last one on the shelf. I don't think the boycotts are working, folx.)