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Seems it's time for the yearly 'next year will be my year' posts.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Seems it's time for the yearly 'next year will be my year' posts.
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He's such a clueless idiot. Does he really think a woman who looks like her would be forced to look for a boyfriend in the wasteland that is Instagram comments? And way to insult her for not being American. I bet that'll get her panties wet in an instant!
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"Do you live in the USA? I wOulD lOvE tO dAtE yOu!" 
Here's your sign.
Imagine using prostitute trade language and thinking this is genuinely how people talk in real life. And imagine thinking the young lady will find this endearing.
Reminds me of innocent young women who do tap/jazz/ballet/pointe saying "I used to be a dancer." and dirty old crust bums lolling their slimy tongues around their nasty thin lips saying "Nice legs--what time they open?"
This really does happen in the wild. Take my word for it, I have personally seen and heard this more than four times in various settings in the wild.
Here's your sign.
Imagine using prostitute trade language and thinking this is genuinely how people talk in real life. And imagine thinking the young lady will find this endearing.
Reminds me of innocent young women who do tap/jazz/ballet/pointe saying "I used to be a dancer." and dirty old crust bums lolling their slimy tongues around their nasty thin lips saying "Nice legs--what time they open?"
This really does happen in the wild. Take my word for it, I have personally seen and heard this more than four times in various settings in the wild.
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Generally speaking, I don't feel bad for women who intentionally elicit this sort of response, from Russ or anyone else. They know what they're doing.
But Russ manages to blow past even that boundary. He sees no difference between a "normal" woman and a hooker, so slutty "models" like this have zero chance. He's inappropriately sexual in instances where things aren't sexy (such as women literally posing with family members at Christmas) and inappropriately relationship-ish when things are sexy (GFE with hookers and the"You're hot, date me, I can give you a better life" shit).
I sometimes wonder if he's really just socially retarded, or if he's so entitled that he knows better and doesn't care.
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Yovanna still hasn't followed him back and can't wait til she gets a bf or married.
Russ will blow a gasket.
Russ will blow a gasket.
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I'm not sure which is more nauseating: Russhole's simping or this thot's thotting. Both are super cringe tbqh. Even so, she still doesn't deserve to be on the receiving end of Russhole's advances. No woman should have to endure that, irrespective of how much of a tart they appear to be.
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The time when that one instathot wore a joke shirt that said "Pizza Slut" and Russ kept calling her that, and then offered to "Pay her in pizza for an hour of half-and-half" still makes me laugh.
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I love how this guy still thinks AGT is ever going to let him apply again while he's costing them thousands of dollars in lawyer's fees to address his frivolous lawsuit. The absolute nerve of this guy.
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I love how he thinks he has a chance at winning his suit when the terms and conditions he agreed to when he submitted his audition video force him to waive his right to sue and force him into mediation.
She handled it really well. She didn't blow up at him or scream harassment. She said "I'm only a slut for pizza" then blocked him. He was left wondering why she hates the disabled, because of course he didn't do anything wrong.
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The purpose of both PACS is to get him his pee pee sucked. You're giving the details of it way more thought and consideration than Russ ever has. His master plans tend to run along Underpants Gnome lines
Step 1 Create PAC
Step 2 ???
Step 3 Supermodel sucks him his peepee!
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>I will hug you and give you all the spank-tension you needYou dicks are making me post islamic content here
and I got fucking ninja'd
I would pay money to see the look on the judge’s face as he’s signing the restraining order.
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I wonder if he would read out each and every comment he made on posts before declaring he should never be allowed within 100 feet of another woman
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If that happened, he’s become king of the incels. That’s no joke either. A bunch of guys who can’t get laid would show up to his place with a Burger King crown and bestow unto him the title of Supreme Gentleman.
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Does that come with a royal fedora?
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Of course! However, according to section 307(a)1, he must rule from either his parents' basement, or a grungy dorm room.
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Hahahaha the new PAC is glorious. Looks like we were wrong he CAN learn. He can never not be retarded, but he can learn.
My theory is Russhole actually experienced a short and fleeting but real moment of introspection. For just long enough to be cognizant of it he realized the baggage of constantly and weirdly publicly dedicating every waking moment of your life to various creepy schemes to get your dick wet won't create the public persona he wants. More than a decade of the same thing being repeated to him over and over and getting the same results again and again have finally, through sheer weight, broken through his armor of obliviousness and made him realize it's not reflecting well on him.
Now I have no doubt that he still thinks everything he does and has done is perfect and legitimate and great, I just think he realizes if literally everything he does is directly or indirectly related to hookers it reflects creepily on him. So, in an effort to do exactly one thing that isn't hooker related (and one should be enough unless your bias against the disabled) he has started this new PAC on probably the first thing he saw on TV after coming up with the idea.
Addendum: As the Dunning Kruger effect personified, there is no doubt in my mind that Russell genuinely doesn't understand the different between his new PAC and an actual real-life PAC. As far he's concerned he is now Bob Goldberg.
My theory is Russhole actually experienced a short and fleeting but real moment of introspection. For just long enough to be cognizant of it he realized the baggage of constantly and weirdly publicly dedicating every waking moment of your life to various creepy schemes to get your dick wet won't create the public persona he wants. More than a decade of the same thing being repeated to him over and over and getting the same results again and again have finally, through sheer weight, broken through his armor of obliviousness and made him realize it's not reflecting well on him.
Now I have no doubt that he still thinks everything he does and has done is perfect and legitimate and great, I just think he realizes if literally everything he does is directly or indirectly related to hookers it reflects creepily on him. So, in an effort to do exactly one thing that isn't hooker related (and one should be enough unless your bias against the disabled) he has started this new PAC on probably the first thing he saw on TV after coming up with the idea.
Addendum: As the Dunning Kruger effect personified, there is no doubt in my mind that Russell genuinely doesn't understand the different between his new PAC and an actual real-life PAC. As far he's concerned he is now Bob Goldberg.
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That, or he's spent a lot of time on the bus, imagining how much faster a train would be, especially an elevated one that could just sail over the traffic.
He has the mind of a child in many ways. None of them flattering.
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What I'd give to see him proposition some girl for sex for cheap $$ with her father in ear shot.
Maybe we'll get another book out of it.