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A designer making six figures? Jack's outta touch. Some poor fucking contractor, intern or pajeet working for penny shavings is more likely.
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jack woke up extra angy today
you'd think he'd be a fan of this movie since warner is a devout christian and the movie focuses on how he relied on his faith to reach the NFL
jack is again triggered by the answers people gave in one of his FB polls
you'd think he'd be a fan of this movie since warner is a devout christian and the movie focuses on how he relied on his faith to reach the NFL
jack is again triggered by the answers people gave in one of his FB polls
I hate looking at the positive YT comments that he approves. These commenters would snort his cum just for a shot at their beloved Scarfani to leave them a heart react.
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Jack just forgot that those were the poll options his stroked out brain had chosen as the possible answers...jack is again triggered by the answers people gave in one of his FB polls
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Kurt Warner is a devout christian and the guy was stocking shelves for 5.50 an hour at a grocery store after he got released from the packers in 94. I mean it looks like a shitty movie to me id rather watch a 30 for 30 on him than a dramatized flick. I honestly would have thought this kinda movie would have been right up jacks alley, weird.
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Don't forget Beaner Jack!
"Hey Jack, did your arm ever even work?"
His sweetener to cacao ratio is like 2/3. And after he tastes it he still says: "needs more sweetener! Not sweet enough!" Jesus fucking Christ.
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They are 99% troll posts to lull him into bringing back livestreams. Probably made by sock accounts from here.
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Jack loves performative Christianity but while he feels like he needs to say he likes sports to be manly he clearly doesn't enjoy football he just hates it less than soccer apparently. So it's a bit less surprising.
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FUN FACT: The person who designed these cups was Emily Zugay, a tiktoker who went kinda viral for her ugly renditions of corporate logos in MS Paint. She probably isn't making 6 figures from this deal, but a percentage of sales. That's kind of how merchandise deals work. By the way, GET YO APRON, GET YO BEANIE.
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Certainly God laughs at Jack.
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His opinion on the football movie just convinces me further that Jack has mistaken negativity for a personality.
His old blog was full of negativity. He finds things to complain about and even when things go his way he bitches about it. If he learns about something new, he's going to complain. He can't form in depth opinions and doesn't understand nuance so he conflates trash talking with critique.
When he's completely out of his depth about something he gushes about it, like all his product and tech reviews. "WOW what a great thing!!" Because he has no frame of reference so he can't be mad. When he knows, or thinks he knows, he's going to complain.
His old blog was full of negativity. He finds things to complain about and even when things go his way he bitches about it. If he learns about something new, he's going to complain. He can't form in depth opinions and doesn't understand nuance so he conflates trash talking with critique.
When he's completely out of his depth about something he gushes about it, like all his product and tech reviews. "WOW what a great thing!!" Because he has no frame of reference so he can't be mad. When he knows, or thinks he knows, he's going to complain.
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That fucking jowly scowl.
Those eyes.
That fucking hat. (Was it even made in the god-fearing U.S.A., Jack?)
"this hat that I designed" Designed designed you put text on it! How is that designing anything? A fucking child could "design" that. Probably design something better, honestly. Maybe put a fucking halo over the words, some gold drop shadow around the letters, anything.
He simply cannot try any fucking harder to look like a stereotypical ｒｅｔａｒｄｅｄ American boomer. All he needs is a fucking american flag bandana neckerchief and a bunch of hashtags at the end of the post. #godblessamerica #impeachbiden #saddamyourenext #beerboobsbacon
I know what I'd get Jack for Christmas:
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I’m gonna go with whichever drive thru the Scalfani’s are in at the time because they count for at least 8 people.
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if you showed me this before i knew who Jack Scalfani was, I legit would not even question that image
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drive thru wars when?
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For Jack? Every day.
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(C) Jack's Asshole.