DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Fun little retcon on the late stream regarding Metroid.
Phil now says that he's nervous for his next Dread stream because contributions and support always dry up on the second stream for Metroidvania games.
So he really wants people to come out and support the second stream of Dread so that he knows there is support for those games.
I have no idea where this came from. The blanket statement has always been that people don't support those playthroughs at all, and he has never played one while operating under this variety/begging model, so this is a pure fabrication in order to target beg for the next Dread stream.
No acknowledgement that he exceeded the goals with the first Dread Stream, either.

He also has no consistent mod on the late stream. Didn't he recently recruit that sock account to do it? Did LovecraftFan run for the hills already?
Phil says he is considering 'giving up' on moderation on the late streams.
That'll be the day.
Doing basic searching on this whole "Fans dont like muh metroidvanias"...

Super Metroid was part of a marathon, 1 hour gameplay.
Hollow knight, 1 hour of gameplay
Castlevania Bloodlines, 2 parter, 1 hour 15
Metroid Prime was 6 years ago and I'm not counting it since it is a bit away from the formula, same with Lords of Shadow. Other M was also a playthrough but again, a bit not what people think of when they hear metroidvania, and this was before livestreaming.

So where is he pulling this shit that his fans dont like them based off the 3.25 hours he played total for people when he live streams? Oh right, he sees people not dumping money into them constantly and they are part of marathons.

Drives me nuts how he can sit there and do the "alottuh peepul" bullshit he does when he's hardly played them at all. So he hates them himself, and he wants people to foot the bill because he's gonna dread playing it like a normal person. Hence, the guidethrough.

Edit: Caught the end of his stream how the next Metroid Dread stream if people will get bored, and that will be the end of it(support wise). This fucking guy hahaha. Dude intentionally made his playthroughs boring and here he is goading them to shovel the coal money into the chu chu train.
 
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He had a mental breakdown because the people in his chat were asking for him to go online. “It’s not a competitive game dood” it’s literally a racing game you fat retard
This is also why Phil’s claim to be an interactive streamer is bullshit. In the year of our lord 2021, being interactive is online multiplayer. Everything from chess to Fortnite interactivity is online multiplayer. Phil is so behind the times.
 
Big ups to newly doxed RoKeNo for not even getting the car he wanted after being top tipper on Phil's stream tonight. Money well spent! Too bad he doesn't apply Loss Prevention tactics to his own money.
Best part was Phil looking at his messages and ignoring every single one of them. RokeNo's response?

"oh well lol"

This one deserves to be scammed.
 
This is also why Phil’s claim to be an interactive streamer is bullshit. In the year of our lord 2021, being interactive is online multiplayer. Everything from chess to Fortnite interactivity is online multiplayer. Phil is so behind the times.

It's more of a case that Phil despises his wheelchairs and doesn't want to play with them, as well as the fact that as soon as he goes online, we'll be getting another "it's the guy" moment where Phil bumblefucks his way to trying to maintain some control.
 
The face you make when you tip and your car doesn't get chosen
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SIGNIFICANT RETCON.

Someone asked about the thousands in fraud he mentioned earlier.
Phil says that credit card fraud happened 'years ago'. And reframed the whole thing as being about the chargebacks he received.

Semantics.
He never specifically said that was tied to the recent identity theft. He just heavily implied it.
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here cause when he mentioned it i thought he was talking about King tut based on 3 things
1)King tut say he got his money back
2)Phil said King tut commited credit car fraud by saying the tips werent real
3)That would explain how the police reacted since for them credit fraud would be someone stealing your avcard and not some authistic internet slapfight
 
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??? is this only his second stream of metroid? wasn't the first one really good? this guy is so fucking demented
No, see, he's worried because historically, people have not supported Metroidvania games after the 1st stream. Which ones, you might ask? All of them, dumbass. Don't question Phil. Show up and empty your wallet. Every stream. Or you're responsible for Phil becoming homeless. You asshole.
 
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??? is this only his second stream of metroid? wasn't the first one really good? this guy is so fucking demented
This was the one game that was Piggy said it was going to save the stream. Right? Not the Game Pass, Hades, For(Tard)za, or the other 14 games that were going to be big huts for him. He Squealed all about how that because Dread is a Metroidvaina style game, people get bored and tell him to stop playing it during tonight's Pig in a Blanket video. I'll take some 🌈 in hopes that tomorrow is a complete dud and Phil has a meltdown.
 
This was the one game that was Piggy said it was going to save the stream. Right? Not the Game Pass, Hades, For(Tard)za, or the other 14 games that were going to be big huts for him. He Squealed all about how that because Dread is a Metroidvaina style game, people get bored and tell him to stop playing it during tonight's Pig in a Blanket video. I'll take some 🌈 in hopes that tomorrow is a complete dud and Phil has a meltdown.
I hope you are right, but the month is still young and the wheelchairs have freshly padded bank accounts thanks to the government disability tugboats just docking. Recurring cuck Ga(y)meTrekker will also likely be there to hand hold GoutBoy every step of the way with $5-$10 tips.

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I'll give him the benefit of the doubt here cause when he mentioned it i thought he was talking about King tut based on 3 things
1)King tut say he got his money back
2)Phil said King tut commited credit car fraud by saying the tips werent real
3)That would explain how the police reacted since for them credit fraud would be someone stealing your avcard and not some authistic internet slapfight
Phil said he kept all the King Tut money before as he's never lost chargebacks. And even if he did lose that money, why would he go to the police for fraudulent tips? Because he cares about the people that had their credit cards stolen? Ack ack ack.

Whatever, Phil was speaking and thus he was lying.
 
Phil said he kept all the King Tut money before as he's never lost chargebacks. And even if he did lose that money, why would he go to the police for fraudulent tips? Because he cares about the people that had their credit cards stolen? Ack ack ack.

Whatever, Phil was speaking and thus he was lying.
The 2 most likely answers are that :
1)He lied about winning chargebacks
2)He is dumb/greedy enough to go to the police and ask them to get that money back

For the record i'm not saying Phil was right about being a victim of money fraud , i'm just saying he may be refering to that particular incident when he is lying about being a victim of money fraud
 
Big ups to newly doxed RoKeNo for not even getting the car he wanted after being top tipper on Phil's stream tonight. Money well spent! Too bad he doesn't apply Loss Prevention tactics to his own money.

He did though? He said 2018 Demon Challenger and thats what DSP picked. He wanted a specific vinyl for the car but didnt say in initial message.


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Copium about his dark souls plays are great he is legit bitching about people not liking his cheesing run, stop putting words in the mouth of people you don't even fucking know. not every game is for everyone you stupid cunt.
If I hear this fucking faggot say black and white, while fence sitting something he said he knows nothing about I will have a aneurysm
And game of the year edition is actually a complete edition they named it wrong.
KILL YOURSELF PHILLIP BURNELL
 
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